Fuck you cunt. You're so pathetic you couldn't even handle the simple task of modding things shithole, something autistic 5 year olds do everyday. Don't talk to snappy that way, you piece of shit
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
What? Why though? Seeing dementia-ridden middle aged conservatives try to integrate into the hive of paedophile-nazis that is voat would have been comedy gold, and completely worth losing them on reddit. Better to see them go out in a blaze of dramatic glory IMO then slowly dwindle and die out.
Because no one is going to VOAT to link to that shit. There were plenty of threads on them hating VOAT because they were being called kikes, niggers, and faggots.
They were threatning to disband.
I like my sheep in a nice little corral where I can check in on them and laugh at the crazy shit they do.
Because no one is going to VOAT to link to that shit. There were plenty of threads on them hating VOAT because they were being called kikes, niggers, and faggots.
I don’t think they’re the typical white supremacist ultra-conservative type. I really just think they’re lonely,crazy old folks with a strong dose of paranoia due to their poor life choices and lack of family visits.
I've made the decision to delude myself into believing CBTS_Stream is all an elaborate prank. If I pretend they aren't real people, I can avoid confronting the sad fact that maybe people that are this retarded do exist.
They wear no uniforms. They carry no weapons or rifles. They wear no body armor. Nor will they ever march onto a battlefield of war. However; Their uniforms are their patriotism. Their weapons are computers and keyboards. Their armor is their love of truth and justice. Their battlefield is the cyberspace of the internet. And; When this battles is over And the war is won And the enemy is conquered and the Great Republic is restored;
There will be no parades There will be no medals Few will know who they were Or what they accomplished But they are heroes nonetheless
You know, for many years I thought that Americans who shat on the boomers were assholes who had no respect for their betters, but the more I interact with these weird old fucks, the more I come around to their point of view.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-17
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-17
Don't call our mother a "bro" you fucking SHITLORD.
1 OnionBits 2018-02-17
Fuck you cunt. You're so pathetic you couldn't even handle the simple task of modding things shithole, something autistic 5 year olds do everyday. Don't talk to snappy that way, you piece of shit
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-17
I'm gonna thank all the NEETs I meet today, INSPIRATIONAL!
1 likearasputin 2018-02-17
Annnnnd that's a copypasta for the future.
Also
🤢
1 Neon_needles 2018-02-17
I was a veteran of the autism wars. AMA
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-17
Why didn't you neck yourself already? 🤔
1 Neon_needles 2018-02-17
Until cyberspace is free for loli waifus, our battle rages on.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-17
God bless!! Amen!!
1 snallygaster 2018-02-17
You are a true PATRIOT. MAGA
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-17
I can only imagine how bad the PTSD flashbacks are
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-02-17
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
1 JVW50 2018-02-17
This is a great post. I'm a gamer, so yes, a HUGE boss fight. But at least we won't have to do this over and over and over and over.
1 dongas420 2018-02-17
Do you act like the way you do because of a traumatic brain injury or were you this stupid from the beginning?
1 Think_Once 2018-02-17
http://www.snakehoundmachine.com/product/meme-war-veteran-hat/
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-17
You fucks are lucky I kept these lemmings from jumping to VOAT.
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-02-17
What? Why though? Seeing dementia-ridden middle aged conservatives try to integrate into the hive of paedophile-nazis that is voat would have been comedy gold, and completely worth losing them on reddit. Better to see them go out in a blaze of dramatic glory IMO then slowly dwindle and die out.
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-17
Because no one is going to VOAT to link to that shit. There were plenty of threads on them hating VOAT because they were being called kikes, niggers, and faggots.
They were threatning to disband.
I like my sheep in a nice little corral where I can check in on them and laugh at the crazy shit they do.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-17
L M A o
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-17
I don’t think they’re the typical white supremacist ultra-conservative type. I really just think they’re lonely,crazy old folks with a strong dose of paranoia due to their poor life choices and lack of family visits.
1 error404brain 2018-02-17
This is just to sad for me to laugh at.
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-02-17
I've made the decision to delude myself into believing CBTS_Stream is all an elaborate prank. If I pretend they aren't real people, I can avoid confronting the sad fact that maybe people that are this retarded do exist.
1 shaneoffline 2018-02-17
We gotta be gentile with these oldens. Ease them into this internet of ours.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-02-17
What actually IS "CBTS?" I get the impression its some kind of podcast? Some alt-right kinda.... thing?
I keep imagining it as Cock and Balls Torture Syndrome.
1 fuckyourcontext 2018-02-17
Calm Before the Storm
Yes, it's that stupid.
1 LatieI 2018-02-17
Jesus wept.
1 holditsteady 2018-02-17
They wear no uniforms. They carry no weapons or rifles. They wear no body armor. Nor will they ever march onto a battlefield of war. However; Their uniforms are their patriotism. Their weapons are computers and keyboards. Their armor is their love of truth and justice. Their battlefield is the cyberspace of the internet. And; When this battles is over And the war is won And the enemy is conquered and the Great Republic is restored;
There will be no parades There will be no medals Few will know who they were Or what they accomplished But they are heroes nonetheless
God Bless You Patriot Anons, one and all
1 searingsky 2018-02-17
BOOMERS
GET. OUT.
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 WinterTeaching 2018-02-17
You know, for many years I thought that Americans who shat on the boomers were assholes who had no respect for their betters, but the more I interact with these weird old fucks, the more I come around to their point of view.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-17
gas the olds generation war now
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-02-17
I'm guessing you never walked into a Walmart?
1 WinterTeaching 2018-02-17
I'm not a 'murican, you filthy anglo scum.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-02-17
o7
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-02-17
It is true. Conspiracy theorists do believe they are "heroes" for searching for the "truth".
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-17
this would be adorable if these people didnt vote
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-02-17
FELLOW PEDES WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE