“Trump dindu nufffin, he a good boy! Just trying to get launder more money for the mob n sheeiiittttt. It all dat CUNT SHILLARY AND HER CORRUPTING INFLUENCE SUCKING THE SOLS OUT OF HARD WORKIN MURICANS.”
What's the condition that supposedly grown men attach themselves to another shit father figure in a desperate attempt to validate their own shit lives?
It happens to be I'm the President of "Americans for Awareness of Brain Eating Ameoba Syndrome." I saw your post and an honored to formally offer to you the position of national spokesperson. This country needs a sympathy-inducing pathetic figure to show the irreparable harm swimming in shit infested back country water holes can produce.
I think with a little bit of training and cleaning you up to a post-apelike sociable presentation you could make millions glad they aren't you.
My trigger is seeing stupid people post monumentally stupid shit. I get all giddy with the knowledge that I will insult them to their faces, and they won't even be able to comprehend due to their malfunctions upstairs. It's intoxicating, to say the least.
It's not even like I'm particularly smart, I'm not, but people like you are just so vastly dumb it's a miracle you can breathe without having to remind yourself of the steps.
My trigger is seeing stupid people post monumentally stupid shit. I get all giddy with the knowledge that I will insult them to their faces, and they won't even be able to comprehend due to their malfunctions upstairs. It's intoxicating, to say the least.
You fantasize about that because it doesn't happen.
Well, it may, but I'd wager it looks more like Ru Paul's drag race drama than the tough guy act you're pretending.
It's not even like I'm particularly smart,
Clearly
I'm not, but people like you are just so vastly dumb
So wait... You're not particularly smart but you're smart enough to be able to judge the intelligence of others? That seems like a contradiction.
it's a miracle you can breath without having to remind yourself of the steps
Just goes to show how stupid you really are.
Breathing is an automatic process.
Do you personally have to focus on breathing?
That would make sense where the extra pain power is going, because it isn't going into your arguments.
Tough guy routine??? Holy shit that response is way more telling than you probably intended.
Does somewhat longer sentences and words that aren't monosyllabic frighten you? That a clearly erudite response is somehow a show of aggressive force to you? That's beyond fucking sad.
I'm not smart, pretty average. But I'm not the one that claimed liberals project their father issues on authoritarians like a giant fucking moron. Pointing out well established traits is not "projection." Authoritarians (note I'm not using the word conservative) desire and yearn for a rigid social hierarchy and attach themselves to a figure that will attempt to manifest it in the wider socio-political structure. It's the fucking definition.
Even Trump himself will never get the one thing he wanted most dearly. He won't get it because Fred Trump is dead. It's not a stretch to think most supporters of Trump identifies heavily with that strain even if it's unsaid.
In case you're like me and don't read the gossip news every day
Back in December, Vonn was openly critical of President Donald Trump, saying that she wouldn’t accept an invitation to the White House after the PyeongChang Olympics.
Holy hell conservatives in america are hilariously hypocritical, cant disagree with a president but dont mind us spending Obamas term sperging out over retarded racist birth certificate LARPs
it's funny, during obama's term liberals were more than happy to criticize him when he fucked up (fumbling obamacare, expanding the surveillance state, drone strikes etc).
but conservatives are so insecure and so desperate for a strong, powerful Daddy figure in their life that even the thought of criticizing their leader is impossible. who the fuck goes around calling the president "daddy" and "god emperor".
a bunch of therapists are gonna be making a lot of money in a few years.
39 comments
1 pizzashill 2018-02-18
I can't wait to see all of the interesting research done on Trumptards in the coming years.
We might even discover a new form of mental disability.
1 Chicup 2018-02-18
Obviously he's living in your head already.
1 PantherChamp 2018-02-18
/u/Chicup reporting in for the obligatory Daddy defending
1 Chicup 2018-02-18
Here I come to save the day.
1 PantherChamp 2018-02-18
That's a weird way of saying "unleash my cerebral palsy"
1 seshfan 2018-02-18
What does that say about the Trump supporters who are still screeching about Clinton a year after the election?
1 Chicup 2018-02-18
Based on the FBI corruption it says that that they were right.
1 The_runnerup913 2018-02-18
“Trump dindu nufffin, he a good boy! Just trying to get launder more money for the mob n sheeiiittttt. It all dat CUNT SHILLARY AND HER CORRUPTING INFLUENCE SUCKING THE SOLS OUT OF HARD WORKIN MURICANS.”
1 Chicup 2018-02-18
Decaf
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-02-18
It says that both Trump and Clinton need to be going to prison for corruption.
And that Trump supporters are literally retarded, but everyone knew that already.
1 polddit 2018-02-18
I think we need to research your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) first
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-18
What's the condition that supposedly grown men attach themselves to another shit father figure in a desperate attempt to validate their own shit lives?
1 PantherChamp 2018-02-18
TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-18
Peterson syndrome
1 Wordshark 2018-02-18
Ok I kinda like him but that that was funny
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-02-18
1 cuteman 2018-02-18
See, thing is, that's liberals projecting again about the absence of their own fathers.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-18
It happens to be I'm the President of "Americans for Awareness of Brain Eating Ameoba Syndrome." I saw your post and an honored to formally offer to you the position of national spokesperson. This country needs a sympathy-inducing pathetic figure to show the irreparable harm swimming in shit infested back country water holes can produce.
I think with a little bit of training and cleaning you up to a post-apelike sociable presentation you could make millions glad they aren't you.
1 cuteman 2018-02-18
Its OK buddy. I won't mention absentee fathers again since it's apparently your trigger.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-18
My trigger is seeing stupid people post monumentally stupid shit. I get all giddy with the knowledge that I will insult them to their faces, and they won't even be able to comprehend due to their malfunctions upstairs. It's intoxicating, to say the least.
It's not even like I'm particularly smart, I'm not, but people like you are just so vastly dumb it's a miracle you can breathe without having to remind yourself of the steps.
1 cuteman 2018-02-18
You fantasize about that because it doesn't happen.
Well, it may, but I'd wager it looks more like Ru Paul's drag race drama than the tough guy act you're pretending.
Clearly
So wait... You're not particularly smart but you're smart enough to be able to judge the intelligence of others? That seems like a contradiction.
Just goes to show how stupid you really are.
Breathing is an automatic process.
Do you personally have to focus on breathing?
That would make sense where the extra pain power is going, because it isn't going into your arguments.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-02-18
Tough guy routine??? Holy shit that response is way more telling than you probably intended.
Does somewhat longer sentences and words that aren't monosyllabic frighten you? That a clearly erudite response is somehow a show of aggressive force to you? That's beyond fucking sad.
I'm not smart, pretty average. But I'm not the one that claimed liberals project their father issues on authoritarians like a giant fucking moron. Pointing out well established traits is not "projection." Authoritarians (note I'm not using the word conservative) desire and yearn for a rigid social hierarchy and attach themselves to a figure that will attempt to manifest it in the wider socio-political structure. It's the fucking definition.
Even Trump himself will never get the one thing he wanted most dearly. He won't get it because Fred Trump is dead. It's not a stretch to think most supporters of Trump identifies heavily with that strain even if it's unsaid.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-02-18
I know you are but what am I
1 cuteman 2018-02-18
How would I know? I don't know you.
1 allendrio 2018-02-18
There is a big difference between unironically shitting on retards and unironically licking up retards shit and calling it gravy.
1 Thestateyest 2018-02-18
The question is, will it be the one you have?
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-18
Yep. It’s call autism.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2018-02-18
In case you're like me and don't read the
gossipnews every daysource
1 cuteman 2018-02-18
I guess the universe righted itself.
Now she doesn't need to worry about being invited to the white house for winning a medal.
1 allendrio 2018-02-18
Holy hell conservatives in america are hilariously hypocritical, cant disagree with a president but dont mind us spending Obamas term sperging out over retarded racist birth certificate LARPs
1 seshfan 2018-02-18
it's funny, during obama's term liberals were more than happy to criticize him when he fucked up (fumbling obamacare, expanding the surveillance state, drone strikes etc).
but conservatives are so insecure and so desperate for a strong, powerful Daddy figure in their life that even the thought of criticizing their leader is impossible. who the fuck goes around calling the president "daddy" and "god emperor".
a bunch of therapists are gonna be making a lot of money in a few years.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-02-18
Lol no they didn't. Are you one of those dumbies that think leftist and liberal mean the same thing?
1 BlackMartian 2018-02-18
I'm a millennial, so I don't like labels.
1 myshl0ng 2018-02-18
Why are athletes even opening their mouths. Nobody gives a fuck what they think.
1 dooba_dooba 2018-02-18
I hope you appreciate the irony
1 myshl0ng 2018-02-18
I don't. Explain what irony is please.
1 siskonaut 2018-02-18
Who cares if they do?
1 Baconlightning 2018-02-18
Name a bigger joke
1 drunk_child 2018-02-18
So many mean people...
1 BasilandLavender 2018-02-18
Lindsay Vonn has been trash since the 2010 Olympics when she tried to take the spotlight from the winner of an event where she only got bronze.
Glad to see her failing.