"1,460 throwing shade right now"

10  2018-02-18 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

What are you doing here on your Saturday night?

26 comments

Looking up trig formulas to make cheap jokes.

Tell me trig joke.

I wish I was your first derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Take me daddy 😍

Too spicy for me, hombre

Flirting with me isn't a joke. 😘

Im answering all of the angry white people that have told me to kill myself in the last two days.

whatchyou doing bby

Seems reasonable. Mayos are quite fragile, it's a problem. Listening to a band that plays pretty frequently with in listening range of my apartment and smoking a blunt. Is it a cover band if they cover a wide variety and multiple decades worth of different songs and not just a single band?

I believe they're called a "tribute band" if they only cover one artist's music.

This is true. I'm an idiot apparently.

Please tell me you're collecting the best hate mail for a post here, once it dies down.

You mean you'd rather be somewhere else? Like... outside?

I mean does being inside somewhere other than your apartment/house count as outside?

It's a three-day weekend so Sunday is the new Saturday

Well then what're you doing here in your second Friday?

Resting my liver between first Friday and Saturday, duh

I'll trade you a liver for a kidney.

I don't got two livers

I think you misunderstood I'm offering you a liver. I just want one of your kidneys is all.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...My liver, or will a liver do?

I'm kind of fond the idea of it being one of yours tbqh.

I wanna forget about the stress of tomorrow, and how tired I am. Oh and bunnies.

Bunnies are nice but I don't like how much they poop when they run around. Why are you stressed about tomorrow?

Yeah that poop issue...I definitely sweep several times a day.

Oh, travel. 4hrs in car 3+ on several buses and trains. Just an annoying hassle to get home somewhat cheaply. How’s your Saturday-but-really-another-Friday going?

What're you doing that far away from your home? Pretty chill. What about yours?

Good good, made trolls furious with a “why not both” kinda comment, watching people call me an evil MRA out to destroy wimmin kind by suggesting anything less than perfect terrify union to men and fathers in the court system 👌 they seem to think I’m a guy so telling me I’m worthless and I deserve abuse is fine apparently.