We need to talk about your drinking.

Don't make me beat you like my ex husband.

I volunteer as tribute.

Gurl I'll send you to hospo as long as you got insurance.

thinking Mexicans have insurance or go to hospitals.

Lol we have vapor-rub and virgin mary candles.

thinking our women don't beat us constantly as some kinky cultural norm

I'm faded off that tequila right now, wouldn't feel a thing till tomorrow at 1pm

I bet you won't.

Jail aint no thang.

But Ed is buttered toast.

Meaning yellow and brown.

He's a mutt not mayo.

And unless you're making me a burrito your opinion means nothing.

Omg gurl get it together.

I got some fajitas in the fridge.

Doubt you'll eat any of the other Mexican food I have around here lol.

u tryna slip some lengua?

Le quiero meter el 🌶

Nail my dick to a board

I think I just came