lol I fucking 🦆 hate that woman. I thought about posting a story about her getting snubbed by poo-in-loo Modi, but no one cares about Canada because it’s a superfluous country headed by SoyBoy in Chief.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 FUCKING 👉 WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂 DUDE!!!!!!!!!! 😎 WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍁 hits 💥 bong FUCKING 👉 DUUUUUUDE that 😐 WEEED like 💖 just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i 👁 am 👏 so 💯 fucking 👉 HIGH 🕛 on 🔛 WEED 🍁 right 👌 now 👋 XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK 👌 DANK 👌 DANK 👌 WEED LEGALIZE IT! 💯 LEGALIZE IT! 💯 LEGALIZE IT! 💯 ROLL 🙄 EM 🍆 SMOKE 🚬 EM 🍆 PUT 😏 EM 🍆 IN 👏 A 👌 BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍀 FUCKING 👉 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i 👁 am 👏 just 👏 FUCKING 👉 BAKED right 👌 now 👋 my 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE 🙋 YO 💯 HAND 👋 IF 👏 U 👈 TURNT 😏 AF 😲 RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 raises both 🌜 hands 👏 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED 🍁 DUDE 😎 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 🚬 2 🕝 JOINTS 🌳 IN 👏 DA 🎹 MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! 🍁 HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM 💰 LIKE 💖 A 👌 FUCKIN 👌 KITE 💇 RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 MY 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 S 😂 O 😯 F 👴 U 👈 C 🐖 K 😡 I 👁 N 😂 G 🚺 H 💥 I 👁 G 🚺 H 💥 O 😯 N 😂 W 🌎 E 👶 E 👶 D 🚹 I 👁 CANT 🚫 EVEN 🌃 FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING 🚬 ONLY 🕦 THE 👏 DANKEST 🙀 OF 💦 HERB MY 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 SOME 👨 OF 💦 THAT 😐 TRIPLE BANANA 🍌 WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA 😅 DANK 👌 GAZA GRASS 🌱 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN 👌 SO 💯 FUCKIN 👌 BLAZED RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS 👈 cough SHIT 💩 cough IS 💦 cough SO 💯 cough FUCKIN 👌 cough DANK 👌 my 👨 DUDE 😎 HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY 😡 AM 👏 I 👁 EVEN 🌃 LAUGHING 😅 ROTFLMAOO THIS 👈 SHIT 💩 IS 💦 NARSH BRO 👆 FUCKIN 👌 HELLA 🚷 SMOKE 🚬 WEED 🍁 ERR DAY 🌞 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Looks like place filled with bunch of NEET virgins have no better way to spend their free time other than sharing some extremely cringy drama with each other.
From Caroline Finkel’s Osman’s Dream, she recounts the Turkish myth of Osman’s famous vision:
Osman saw himself and his host reposing near each other.
From the bosom of Edebali rose the full moon, and inclining towards the bosom of Osman it sank upon it, and was lost to sight.
After that a goodly tree sprang forth, which grew in beauty and in strength, ever greater and greater.
Still did the embracing verdure of its boughs and branches cast an ampler and an ampler shade, until they canopied the extreme horizon of the three parts of the world. Under the tree stood four mountains, which he knew to be Caucasus, Atlas, Taurus, and Haemus.
These mountains were the four columns that seemed to support the dome of the foliage of the sacred tree with which the earth was now centered.
From the roots of the tree gushed forth four rivers, the Tigris, the Euphrates, the Danube, and the Nile.
Tall ships and barks innumerable were on the waters.
The fields were heavy with harvest.
The mountain sides were clothed with forests.
The goats of the plateau were plentiful and seductive.
I unironically support the kurds because everyone in that shithole area are assholes and they piss them all off equally as well as triggering mayos in a new way by being actual communists.
If the YPG didn’t like killing civilians and weren’t filled with soyboy rejects from Swedenstan, I’d pity them. But when it comes to fire parties on terrorists, call me an Osmanoboo and get me my RTE body pillow.
At least those soyboy communist LARPers just go there to shoot Uruk-Hai and not grow a beard and marry submissive middle eastern QT Waifu and conquer the world.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-18
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1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
Casual reminder that Syria’s greatest General is even gayer than /u/serialflamingo.
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-18
I've seen gayer.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-18
Post proof pls
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-02-18
here.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
😂😂 u/Ed_ButteredToast resigned 😂😂
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-18
XDDDDDDDDDD
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-18
I've seen gayer.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Nothing gayer than double posting tbh😉
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
You say that, but imagine relying on this to save your county.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Almost as bad as this 😂
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
lol I fucking 🦆 hate that woman. I thought about posting a story about her getting snubbed by poo-in-loo Modi, but no one cares about Canada because it’s a superfluous country headed by SoyBoy in Chief.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Post it bud, nothing makes my chode harder than seeing Justina getting the piss taken out of her
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
She didn’t even get a meet-and-greet at the airport. Modi allegedly said, “Canada? Where’s that?”
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Canada should be split in half, one part given to the chings and one to the street shitters. Can't be any worse than what Castrateau has in store.
1 incineratechicken 2018-02-18
His wife didn’t even take his name. Trudeau is a walking pile of soy.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
Didn’t one of Pierre’s opponents make fun of his name for being too French? I wonder how that makes Justin feel, insulting his papa like that.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
Also this.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-18
/u/keemstar-420 what is this nonsense?
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
He seems as retarded as his username 😂
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-18
LETS GET ROOOOOIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!!!
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Ed how do you know this? Do you watvh the show? 😒
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-18
Fuck no. Heard about it in r/videos when someone linked him in the comments.
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
Lol wtf is this cringe subreddit.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Said the idiot with 420 in their username 😏
1 CondeTrocola 2018-02-18
dude weed lmao
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 DUDE 😎 FUCKING 👉 WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂 DUDE!!!!!!!!!! 😎 WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍁 hits 💥 bong FUCKING 👉 DUUUUUUDE that 😐 WEEED like 💖 just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i 👁 am 👏 so 💯 fucking 👉 HIGH 🕛 on 🔛 WEED 🍁 right 👌 now 👋 XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK 👌 DANK 👌 DANK 👌 WEED LEGALIZE IT! 💯 LEGALIZE IT! 💯 LEGALIZE IT! 💯 ROLL 🙄 EM 🍆 SMOKE 🚬 EM 🍆 PUT 😏 EM 🍆 IN 👏 A 👌 BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍀 FUCKING 👉 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i 👁 am 👏 just 👏 FUCKING 👉 BAKED right 👌 now 👋 my 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE 🙋 YO 💯 HAND 👋 IF 👏 U 👈 TURNT 😏 AF 😲 RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 raises both 🌜 hands 👏 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED 🍁 DUDE 😎 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 🚬 2 🕝 JOINTS 🌳 IN 👏 DA 🎹 MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! 🍁 HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM 💰 LIKE 💖 A 👌 FUCKIN 👌 KITE 💇 RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 MY 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 S 😂 O 😯 F 👴 U 👈 C 🐖 K 😡 I 👁 N 😂 G 🚺 H 💥 I 👁 G 🚺 H 💥 O 😯 N 😂 W 🌎 E 👶 E 👶 D 🚹 I 👁 CANT 🚫 EVEN 🌃 FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING 🚬 ONLY 🕦 THE 👏 DANKEST 🙀 OF 💦 HERB MY 👨 DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎 SOME 👨 OF 💦 THAT 😐 TRIPLE BANANA 🍌 WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA 😅 DANK 👌 GAZA GRASS 🌱 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN 👌 SO 💯 FUCKIN 👌 BLAZED RIGHT 👌 NOW 👋 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS 👈 cough SHIT 💩 cough IS 💦 cough SO 💯 cough FUCKIN 👌 cough DANK 👌 my 👨 DUDE 😎 HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY 😡 AM 👏 I 👁 EVEN 🌃 LAUGHING 😅 ROTFLMAOO THIS 👈 SHIT 💩 IS 💦 NARSH BRO 👆 FUCKIN 👌 HELLA 🚷 SMOKE 🚬 WEED 🍁 ERR DAY 🌞 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-18
This but ironically
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
Yeah because it's supposed to be a cringy username.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-18
Why are you so salty and defensive?
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
It was actually a compliment to THE_Rachel
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-18
Pls don't encourage
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Booo 😠😠😣
1 uniqueguy263 2018-02-18
For someone posting on subs about the Syrian civil war, you seem a lot like a sheltered white kid who’s biggest civil war is with his acne.
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
lol
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-02-18
Ironic cringe is still cringe.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
He's right tbh, if I could press a button that killed everyone on here I'd do it in a heartbeat
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Nah. Most of you guys are alright. Tho if I could get a button that killed me immediately, I'd unironically press it in a heartbeat.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
At least take a few people with you ffs, going out solo is beta as fuck.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
We can't all be alpha Irishmen like u 😉
1 incineratechicken 2018-02-18
Actually, easily available selfloading firearms make it possible. Unless you’re an omega yuro or something.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
No. The only person I wanna kill unironically is myself and maybe that Olympics kiddy diddler 😊
1 incineratechicken 2018-02-18
Well, there you go! Get you set up with a nice rifle, you can seriouspost at him IRL. They’ll make a documentary, I guarantee it.
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
I'll think about it 😔
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-18
wow im seriously hurt rn
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Nothing personnel kid, it's for the greater good
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-18
What about all the women on here you're in the process of seducing? Or do you put the good of humanity above your base sexual desires?
I didn't know gorillas could be so self-sacrificing.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Nigga what?
Also the only thing higher than my libido is my penchant for violence.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-18
You've tried getting into aliceunknown's jew knickers in the past, no?
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-18
Lol no, I was trying to get her into the ovens 🔥🔥🔥
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-18
Have fun with that, it's not like she's a Real Jew anyways
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-18
W E W
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-18
you're not wrong
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
I don't know enough about Persian history to know who to make fun of tbqh😓.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
Well, you can always just make fun of /u/keemstar-420 for being a T*rkroach.
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
How much did I trigger you? Be honest.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
From Caroline Finkel’s Osman’s Dream, she recounts the Turkish myth of Osman’s famous vision:
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
Man gets run over by insane girlfriend [NSFW]
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
/u/keemstar-420, how many goats would a turkroach fuck if a turkroach could fuck goats?
1 keemstar-420 2018-02-18
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d70_1451859097&comments=1
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
tbh I’m surprised k*rds are sexually attracted to anything without a unibrow.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-18
God what is it with the influx of alts lately? I can respect not wanting to be a power user (I've been one, gross), but damn shit gets confusing
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-18
I just treat everyone as inferior beings to be mocked relentlessly😏. I suggest you do the same😉
1 allendrio 2018-02-18
I unironically support the kurds because everyone in that shithole area are assholes and they piss them all off equally as well as triggering mayos in a new way by being actual communists.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
If the YPG didn’t like killing civilians and weren’t filled with soyboy rejects from Swedenstan, I’d pity them. But when it comes to fire parties on terrorists, call me an Osmanoboo and get me my RTE body pillow.
1 allendrio 2018-02-18
At least those soyboy communist LARPers just go there to shoot Uruk-Hai and not grow a beard and marry submissive middle eastern QT Waifu and conquer the world.
1 subpoutine 2018-02-18
daeshbag larpers were definitely worse but at least everyone agreed on their dirt nap
True. Not like Turks are really human anyway.
1 _throawayplop_ 2018-02-18
I don't know is going to physically fight against the crazies of ISIS then against one the most powerful army in the world is being a soyboy
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-18
Imagine caring about that entire part of the world for a second