An aspiring statistician currently slumming as a valet collects some bivariate data on tips and ethnicity.

16  2018-02-19 by SmurfPrivilege

54 comments

It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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/u/theteutonicknight

Why do you seem so...at home...with your 4chan knowledge 😇

I like waiters when after getting paid they shut the fuck up and leave my and my ethnicity alone instead of bringing random ass data to a white majority website, to claim fake sympathy.

From the bottom of my heart: Fuck you and your fake halo emoji.

In the most sincere way: Go fuck yourself.

How come you make so many blatantly obvious /pol/ jokes, and yet post to Bangladeshi subs? 🤔🤔🤔 You come off like a total try-hard that way! You have to be waaayyyy more subtle when revealing your power level, my dude.

😇😇😇

See babe? You cant go full retard.

If its babies first time trolling I can hold your hand and give you some tips?

Hint #1: Try not to sperg out all over the place

This is key. You cant make fun of both sides. You have to pick one side and use innuendo and skill to make them believe you; before you call them nigger kikes.

Faggot

Now theres that fag talk we talked about!

Hint #2: Act the part

This is a big one for you. Ironic shit posting only works when you're not playing a role. Breaking character will give you away! Try to get a few people on your side, then give them the ol' reddit-switcheroo!! 😂😂😂😂

They'll never see it coming!

In the nicest way: Go fuck yourself

Listen, I know youre upset about filthy frank, I get it, but are you going to take these lessons seriously?

Its for your own good hun.

What did you get out of this?

What's your point?

Dont delete your posts babe! Im sorry!!

Why are you acting this way?

Did you just wake up babe? Ill put your bottle on and come feed you in a moment. Baby needs his milky-milks to grow big and strong ⛄🍆💦💦

What are you talking about and why are you calling me babe?

Either you're trying to be funny or you have some repressed anger issues in real life. I'm guessing you don't have a full time job otherwise you would have no time to make many of the comments you've made.

Baby! You dont need to fuss this much!! The bottle will be ready soon, I promise!

How cum widdle Mr. Grumpypants deleted all of his comments? Is baby sad hes retarded?

Its my fault for drinking so much when I was pregnant with you...and I shouldnt of eaten all that curry too! You smell stinky.

What in the world?

Are you like this in real life?

Why did you call me out in the comments of this thread from another thread? I had nothing to do with you and had to delete my previous comments after realizing that something's wrong with you. Why are you calling anonymous people retarded?

Are you a student somewhere? How are you getting so much time to come up with this type of stuff? How old are you and where are your parents? I'm concerned.

Baby...todays a holiday! How come youre not in your pj's watching your favourite one of those japanese cartoons you love so much? The ones with the squid monsters that play with those scared kids?

Ill never understand what you crazy kids are into ❤❤❤❤

Cringe

so?

after realizing that something's wrong with you

It took you that long to realize that there was something wrong with u/bloweyjoeymumi?

I mean, it's really obvious.

I wasnt even hiding it, like I do at therapy, tbh

Why are you being so over the top and wasting your time on a subreddit like this? What is the incentive that's so necessary for you to get, that you act like this? Don't you value your time or something?

Thats the only reason you can think of??? For having a place to see all kinds of people from across reddit that have made a scene, and then interacted with them afterwards??

Are you forgetting how we met last night? You were telling mayos to die and get diarrhea lol

Now that you've begun talking like a human again, I can't help but wonder in amazement that you take this subreddit so seriously that you actually spend a significant amount of time browsing reddit to find and mock people.

(I guess doing so gives you a sense of supremacy over other's woes and of course the karma points...)

I mean, I'm trying to defend myself from a swarm of out of context and racist questions in a thread and here you come with your subreddit shtick/gimmick, trying to give meaning to the time you spent here. Of course I will get mad and be hateful cause you are mocking someone's identity, something that they are born with and have no control over and the same goes for you too.

TL;DR: All I can say is, "Please Stop it. Get Some Help."

Youre fucking retarded man. Honestly.

Look at how you replied last night(before you deleted) and the progression of messages I sent you (to get a reaction).

The fact this hasnt computed for you yet leads me to believe you are not all "quite there", mentally speaking.

Good luck my dude

So, this is what they mean when they say someone has no life.

Congratulations! you've won the argument, you've had the last word and nobody heard you. All your efforts were a meaningless waste of your internet data, electricity, money and your time...

I hope you can be at peace now and not reply if you have any decency left.

Im wherever you want me to be, babe! I dont have to go anywhere. I can milk you for however long youll have me!

So where you born in Bangladesh, then immigrated to Canada?

Was the Filthy Frank faze part of being alone in a new country, and needing some friends?

Tell me about yourself.

Go on, keep assuming things. Doesn't mean they are true and it's none of your business.

What is true is that you are a narrow minded individual and all throughout your life you have heard and you will hear the same thing from everybody.

Maybe to you because your desensitized to online gimmicks but one thing I don't understand is why?

Obvious or not, why would anyone care enough to be like this and act like this?

Did your parents not beat you when you're a child?

r/drama users are the worst friend.

Believe me, when you respond, make sure to be strong in your answer and not back down. That will surely make them back off.

Whats the site to see deleted comments? His shit from last night is too good to vanish forever.

Open the thread in a browser not an app. Replace the "reddit" with "removeddit" leave everything else the same and load it.

Thanks man. Im using Reddit is Fun, so ill switch to browser in the future.

Thx again

So am I. Just press the three dots on the top right then press comments in browser.

It's annoying for us mobile users, but doable.

Can I be your padawan?

18+ kiddo

what's so good about it? Why would you want to spend time looking at meaningless comments?

Becuz they funy

What do you mean r/drama users are different?

Everyone's who uses reddit is just another person. How does simply clicking the subscribe button on this sub make you automatically different from others? Doesn't make sense.

It's just an online forum. Why do you consider yourself so special?

Why did I even receive a notification for this

because you're a no good piece of diarrhea. Go fuck you sister you little inbred Ameritard.

Damn bro and I thought I was mentally ill

you are

Oh lol a pissed off blackie

Join the fun, friend!

Waiters in the US are so damn rude. Act all huffy when you don't give them a tip. You really going to give me an attitude when you earn like 6 times minimum wage at a low skill job by basically begging inside a business, just because I don't give you more money?

Have a bit more dignity and lie in a puddle of your own piss in the gutter with a change cup please.

The quality of an establishment is directly related to the amount of niggers being there.

Can you really call yourself a gourmet restaurant if boot lipped shitskin niggers are taking up seats?

But do they shoot up the restaurants tho?

Does it count when they do it out of a moving car?

I see that you're still posting. Do you need help killing yourself?

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1: please ban him. he's not funny, never responds to anyone, can't even milk any drama from him

Tipping is literally wealth distribution based on class. The best part is that the worst workers get replaced fastest

u/garrenkeith, I am pretty surprised that Asians pay nice tips, since my relatives are a bunch of cheapskates.

I would like to know how well they tip compared with other groups.

We had an Asian concert one night at work and at the end of the night, I walked away with over 100 dollars in 5s just from Asian. Most 5s I've ever gotten in 1 night still to this day. Also my pie chart for Hispanics is wrong. Lol

Well I'll be. Good to know.

This is univariate tard.