It's not quite nailing your dick to a plank, but it's not too far off...

49  2018-02-19 by fsdgfhk

16 comments

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/u/zodiac_987

Let me get this straight. You thought up this idea, Went and bought supplies, made your branding iron, heated it, and branded yourself? Is that what you did? At no point did you stop and think "hey, this is fucking retarded"?

Congrats on proving you have the mental capabilities of an r/drama mod. And please, in the future, keep yourself safe.

The original idea was to brand myself with an arrow, because why not, it’d be badass.

mayocide when?

Can we brand u/ed_butteredtoast as certified retarded?

The kitchen stove already beat you to it

Ping acknowledged.

what the fuck ? why

because why not, it’d be badass.

Skyrim jokes

Modern society is very good at keeping people who would normally accidentally kill themselves alive. Back in the 1800's they'd get themselves killed by trying to knock out an angry bull but today they just film themselves branding cocks on their bodies. If that guy hasn't unironically eaten a tide pod I'd be surprised.

I think this is a Key and Peele sketch.

This is like a tattoo but even more stupid.

what if they wanted to get a tattoo using the traditional methods without hiring a professional

They'd go to prison

statist af

TIFU

Lol imagine believing anything posted there.