Imagine caring about what the mods do. u/Ed_Butteredtoast doesn’t care what you autist think.

i don't care if ONE post by a retard's alt (/u/DeepDickedHillyBilly) [who btw is partly responsible behind the shitty mean ping rule] is removed. You can always resubmit and non mean ping the users. Try asking for tips from this guy /u/ltedt

Not my fault you're lazy af.

1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-20

why do you suddenly care about ENFORCING THE RULES jesus christ you were just modded to a shitpost sub full of retards

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Name the "rule" that I enforced? Why are you tiptoeing around my points lol.

Also I don't take orders from newfag alts. Post from you majn you pussy!!

1 life_is_painfull 2018-02-20

mod power is corrupting you

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

lmao u crazy.

1 BussySundae 2018-02-20

Removing posts is for shit-stirring faggots who really care too hard

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

good point.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

good point.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

good point.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

good point.

1 BussySundae 2018-02-20

IMO, if you really want to have fun, sticky a post where you deleted the OP beforehand. I am not sure the post content even matters.

I mean, OTOH, people are probably going to be mad but holy shit they'll cry tears of blood if theyre presented a stickied post that had been moderated.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-20

Lmao sticky a locked post for maximum butthurt

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

Wait, we could combine this.

When u/masterlawlz posts his weekly retardism, ed could lock it.

I don't think even the biggest haters on here could be mad at him for doing that.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-20

I'd honestly give ed the good succ if he did that

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

u/ed_butteredtoast make it so!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

https://i.imgur.com/p7Qaff1.gif

1 tacomotif 2018-02-20

Hey fam, take it from someone who knows what caring is, why do you care so much in here? You put so much effort into not looking like a fucking tryhard, but in fact you are probably one of the biggest tryhards I have ever seen! You are a sad person, that makes concealed effort to look good while looking down on others, when you are just as stupid and retarded as all the other faggots in here Keep yourself safe fam, you try hard enough as it is!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

nice pasta famalam. mmmmmm

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

u/annarchist see what happens when you give mod power to a lowlife degenerate like u/ed_butteredtoast

1 AnnArchist 2018-02-20

nice alt bro

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

I know, it's pretty slick. The admins will never figure it out

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Already reported lol.

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

Snitch.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-20

i think his autism made him think "snitches get bitches" instead of the way it really goes

1 comebepc 2018-02-20

Now this is why we need mayocide

1 backltrack 2018-02-20

fucking why lol

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Jesus you guys can be really damn obvious when it comes to jokes. What's next?

1 backltrack 2018-02-20

(((jokes)))

1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-02-20

Is Eric the retarded one?

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

No he's the ugly one

1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-02-20

Holy shit. That is one ugly son of a bitch. At least you don't have to be worried about getting cucked with him.

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

lol

1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-02-20

The slicked back hair is not doing him any favors. It just makes him look even more sleazy.

1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-02-20

Why do all the trumps slick they're hair back? That's been out of style for at least 20 years.

1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-20

I am the main now

1 gumble212 2018-02-20

Imaginr being this much of a twat

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-20

ENFORCING THE RULES

PEAK AUTISM

1 ima-kitty 2018-02-20

Maybe bc acting retarded will get this sub banned

1 comebepc 2018-02-20

We can just migrate though

1 ltedt 2018-02-20

If anyone needs any legal means for circumventing the ping rule, just talk to me

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

Please provide a picture of your nose, from an angle that is not front facing, so I can judge the voracity of your legal skills

1 ltedt 2018-02-20

https://i.imgur.com/QfQH21t.png

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

You are the lawyer I would want representing me on death row

1 buttermyself 2018-02-20

Alternatively you can butter the lolcow with compliments and then frontstab them when they respond.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

😈👌

1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-20

imagine caring so much

Are you that fucking retarded?

You mean caring so much about this sub that you would lock a post to enforce "the rules"? Like... caring that much, caring?

Or spending all day everyday day on this sub? Is that the caring you mean? Nobody cares more about this fucking sub than you two faggots.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Imagine being so worked up about Internet stuff

1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-20

Like that time you got banned for using alts to upvote your own comments?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Imagine being so worked up about Internet stuff

1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-20

Nice projection Ed. Love u tho 😚

1 backltrack 2018-02-20

I miss /u/DeepDickedHillyBilly

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-02-20

Dozens? try hundreds.

1 deere442 2018-02-20

lol he also got himself suspended awhile ago for upvoting his posts from alts. he'll vehemently deny it and pretend it didn't happen if you bring it up tho

1 dontbanforusernames 2018-02-20

Press 1 ed buttered toast has no asshole

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

1111111111111111111111111111111111

1 dontbanforusernames 2018-02-20

No really fuck u

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

No. ;_;

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-20

How the fuck do you people actually use Reddit Chat. It looks fucking awful.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

and works even worse. Reddit devs suck ass

1 WarSanchez 2018-02-20

🕵 Say friend, do you happen to know where I could get one of these "ass suckings"?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

/u/spez

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-20

is a cuck Infowars.com

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

I think that's kinda it's allure. The chat is so fucking shit tier that it's like we're all in pain together

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-20

It just seems fucking awful whenever I take a peek. It is the most non user friendly shit I've ever seen.

1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-20

it's horribly broken

1 WilliamAytchMacy 2018-02-20

my only goal has been to get this sub quarantined or banned, and now since the admins have told us exactly what they're looking out for it's going to be easy af. mods removing posts just hammers it home how ripe this opportunity is rn.

getting /r/drama banned is best possible way to melt the faces of tards like /u/Ed_ButteredToast or /u/ComedicSans.

/u/redtaboo how can I accomplish my goal as quickly as possible, you chapped ass hamqueen? increasingly mean pings from a multitude of ban-evading accounts good enough? that's already what /r/drama is known for, but please do let me know if there's something extra nefarious I can do to hasten its demise.

1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-02-20

I can't wait for this sub to get shoah'd.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

Inshallah!!

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-20

Soon brotha

1 fuck_la_drogue 2018-02-20

We'll make it one day.

1 bIuntisimo 2018-02-20

/u/spez, will you expound on the "no mean pings" rule, you fat, deep-dicked hillbilly? is there a particular kind of language that connotes a mean ping? can you look at the below use-cases and let me know if either is acceptable?

/u/zachums I love your dog! My favorite thing about it is imagining its eyes exploding from its head.

/u/riemann1413 please stuff a glock down your esophagus

1 Zachums 2018-02-20

do you actually think spez has his pings active? lmao

1 bIuntisimo 2018-02-20

do you actually think i care? lmao. it doesn't matter who has pings active as long as i ping three people per comment.

/u/spez /u/redtaboo /u/krispykrackers i think we should skullfuck all humans who buy ugly, lab-mistake mutant dogs until the practice is banned. will you join me?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-20

/r/therewasanattempt /r/sadcringe

1 krispykrackers 2018-02-20

nah I'm good

1 The_Rachel 2018-02-20

U can be bad here bby😉😈😏

1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-02-20

I mean imagine if you had to actually be Ed

😂🔫 my life fam

1 wazzupnerds 2018-02-20

u/Ed_Butteredtoast

1 toynbeeidea16 2018-02-20

Mods are superior human beings to us plebian nomalfags.

I am so high right now, good lord.

1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-20

10/10 post.