Never, under any circumstances, ever serve delicious watermelon to black people. If watermelon is served, ensure that black people have no access to it.

33  2018-02-22 by mohkohnsepicgun

23 comments

"Served at the (((Weinstein))) Dinning Hall"

What the fuck is a dinning hall?

My Parkinnson's made me double press annd I didnn't even nnotice

Probably another Weinstein. This is Jew York after all.

Probably another Weinstein. This is Jew York after all.

delet this fam or I will get very angry. This is your final warning.

You know, things have reached such a level of peak retardation these days that i actually had to look at your post history to try and guess how serious you're being. Then I saw you've been off having arguments about Ultron and I figured you are 100% serious.

SO who do you work for, you are basically reading my history instead of responding, you are picking apart my character to create a character assassination Script. Are you FSB? Who do you work for pal, im reporting all of you assholes. Do you know what fantasy roleplay is? I would guess not, your narcissistic abuse script from the russian foreign intelligence service does not allow anything but attacks, fuck you dude, Im going to ruin your shit for attacking me you fucking psychopaths, You will not win this.

sniff * sniff

what's that fishy smell?

Fish.

I thought maybe it was pasta

Like seriously, you fucking intel spooks are so transparent, everything is fucking abusive and manipulation with you guys, you dont know anything else, HOW DARE YOU SIR! for running a foreign propaganda operation in my country, I will see you all brought to justice under American law, im a fucking patriot and I do not take abuse from foreign intelligence services, I am not a politician, BUT THIS IS TANTAMOUNT TO AN ACT OF WAR! You are a psychopath, honestly and truly.

I'm sorry sir, step away from the watermelon. Comply or I will be forced to use deadly force to not appear racist!

Ribs, cornbread, collard greens, and watermelon kool-aid?

I’d colonize the shit outta that meal.

Id culturaly appropriate it with my white privledge.

Are they sorry for serving a delicious meal?

I always serve them cheese and only cheese.

tfw racial sensitivity training cucks nogs out of their favorite foods

shouldn't you be in school right now, what are you doing on reddit

yeah i'm pretty sure you're literally 15 years old

god I wish, i'd do things right this time lol

i'd do things right this time lol

Eva walked down the steps toward the cafeteria. He came up to Ed, who was already wounded and lying on the ground, weakly calling for help. Eva said, "Sure. I'll help you," then shot Ed in the face, critically wounding him. D-amazo and Moe had descended the staircase when Ed and Feeepo's attention was diverted by the students on the grass; Snally—paralyzed beneath the waist —had crawled into the doorway of the cafeteria's west entrance and collapsed. Eva shot John Wayne Gacy, who was already fatally wounded by the shots previously fired by Feeepo, at close range through the upper left chest and then stepped over the injured Snally to enter the cafeteria. Officials speculated that Eva went to the cafeteria to check on the propane bombs...

Eva said "sure. I'll help you" them shot Ed in the face

Oooh whatchasaaay

critically wounding him

Boo wtf

/u/_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

How many generations do black Americans have to have been in the country before they are just called Americans, they are as about as African as the Chinese.

Just one generation is enough, but they have to abstain from chimping out for that whole generation!

Who are you people

Check out this controversy at a different college that went the opposite direction:

The students at the college in Oberlin, Ohio, are accusing the campus dining department and Bon Appétit Management Company, the main dining vendor, of a litany of offenses that range from cultural appropriation to cultural insensitivity.

Earlier this month, students with the school’s black student union protested outside of the dining hall at the Afrikan Heritage House, after demands for more traditional meals, including more fried chicken, went unmet, according to the campus paper, The Oberlin Review.