You know it like minus 20 degrees CELSIUS out there, eh?

California is the Canada of murica

WALLAH HABIB

I'm rooting for the San Andreas fault line

Arizona Bay will be beautiful.

🤞🤞

We have to start in steps though. Soon I'll have my nice, beachfront property here in Utah.

sigh Don't remind me. Hopefully a lot of shark species move in and I can have them solve my problems.

OK, Lex Luthor.

I thought that was Sweden...?

Nope, Sweden is Libanon.

Tbf arabs reluctantly agreeing with/supporting Palestine is the greatest trick G-ds chosen people have ever pulled

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! 😡

California has a bigger economy than Canada

Canada is a shithole country. Nope it's a giant icehole

Racist, tbh. Maples are a bit like people, too.

They’re largely bilaterally symmetrical bipeds that use tools and live in social groups.

When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition.

Canadians are about as human as a farmyard chicken.

When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition.

Canadians are about as human as a farmyard chicken.

Recall, I said

Maples are a bit like people

this does not disprove my point. However, It does remind me that Diogenes liked to jerk off in public, which is pretty great.

It's actually a mistranslation, he was just choking the chicken at the time.

Epileptic - he was literally jerking it.

Diogenes was 100% definitely autistic.

If you look at the entirety of Diogenes' work there's a high chance he was a 2006 btard sucked into a time vortex. Suo yeah, you're right.

He was a NEET who framed being a dickhead to strangers as a public service, so yeah.

He was History's greatest Chad

https://twitter.com/nay_yeah/status/966232802080501760

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Doxxing Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Canadians are alright tbh and they gave the world Razor, Exciter and Blasphemy so I think we should leave them be and focus on the real enemy...

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Mac users don't get dancing skeletons sorry

Canadians should be banned they're all disgusting

I was born in the US but was moved against my will to Canada as kid and I'm now a Canadian citizen. Am I also being banned?

He'll no you're a kidnapped amerifat. I'm sending a seal team up there now to retrieve you stay strong ✊🏾

Thx. I order some poutine in the mean time.

Amerifatties are only a step above leafs tho

Day of the diet when?

Amerifatties are only a step above leafs tho

At least they are on a step and not like the Irish ....

Day of the diet when?

Did you know that the word diet originated between 1845 and 1852 in Ireland? They didn't want to look like poor and incompetent potato farmers, so instead of starving they were just "dieting".

The Long Cut ended in 1849 dummy

Everyone knows the Irish Amerifats are the only halfway decent burgers anyway. We been cucking you hideous Anglos since 1776

>can't even hold a tiny little island

>we win!

Nigga pls, we only moved to murica cus we needed more space to grow potatoes

Then why'd you cockroach up in the cities?

Stop the blacks spreading

Jews are just mayos gone terminal

That's melanin enhanced you bigot. #FreckledLivesMatter

Honey!!! 😤

Lucky for you you're an honorary potatolady 🤗😍🥔

We won't leave one of our in foreign hands.

Go go go!

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Not diverse enough, needs more pajeets imo

Featuring pajeets will lose you the Chinese vote.

I would say he's just a pudgy mayo willing to say whatever he needs to say to be elected, but he is openly conservative.

And I would say that he still believes that masturbating makes you blind.

Rake them all.

While I welcome the day of the rake, can we focus on the mayocide?

I need a shirt of this...