Headlines: Last week no girl wanted to kiss me at this rock party, and there was this girl who wanted to bite my neck in the previous party. Afraid to ruin my date in the first time, now I was very curious to the effects that a bite mark would have on my social life, so I let her bite my neck as much as I wanted in the second time. And yeah, I enjoy those bites, way more than kissing.

The mark lasted a week. No kidding.

Very attractive girls were looking at me in university Girls who never looked at me before.

Attendants and cashiers at uni would be more cheerful to me and playful towards that ugly bruise on my neck

I felt like a walking trigger

People would trigger different reactions when they looked at me, and most groups would instantly change the conversation to parties and girls just by seeing me.

Older women would look at me with disapproval

Albeit some would make vampire jokes

To which I laughed out loud. I thought it was amazing to be teased like that, and they were propelling my SMV apparently, because they would make those jokes when they were close to groups of people, and then those groups would notice me. It was like walking in high school with those glasses you got from a trip to europe or japan.

At the next party, a SMV whore¹ saw it as a challenge and came to bite/suck on my neck twice in an attempt to leave an even 'worse' bruise on me. I could have gotten her in the moment I wanted but it feels more 'fun' to be the one ignoring her and giving no fucks now. Who cares, there are other women around, I can spare that one.

¹: is always using others to propel herself to a higher SMV. Sidenote: she never paid attention to me before and always complained on how I stopped orbiting (e.a greeting her, complimenting, etc)

Lessons Learned: Bruises aren't that bad. Really. As for this moment I don't know why they're shunned upon.

They can bump your SMV at college.

Girls like to compete between each other to see which one leaves the 'uglier' bruise.

Young people and partyharders will teasingly congratulate you for the bruise. Mature people with a career will look down on you, like they do on tattooed people.

People don't care WHO gave you that bruise, just that you got one. A ugly girl gave me the week-long bruise and then a hot one was competing with her to conquer over my neck.