A guide for identifying mayo /r/drama posters

114  2018-02-23 by DistortedLines

43 comments

Bravo. Argentina was the best bit

Argentina ONE baby

Waiting the whole time for it, paid off.

reminder 33% of whites have tails

I know a couple arabs who say they are not white. It's kinda funny. They get sunburnt faster than I do and im 100% Anglo buymuhopioum Saxon the pasty mayo fucks.

Anglosaxons are actually black, though.

You forgot to add "not" in front of actually.

Alright Cheddar Man, you’re just a blue-eyed PoC. It’s science now.

Please don't call me a piece of crap. I do not smell.

Well anglos are black, so logically we would get sunburned faster.

White is black, up is down, the sky really is purple.

But for real, Mayos leave.

I saw a mexicunt driving once with a "Europeans go home" bumper sticker. I pulled up beside him and layed on my horn and flipped him off. He looked genuinely surprised at my reaction.

He was probably illegal lol

Probably. I get along with Mexicans fine but if they start pulling that shit me da una rabia!

You just made me miss my moms. I haven't seen her in months.

She would say that before whooping us with a chancla or the belt. lol

PROTATE BIEN MIJO!

I see you've witnessed this before lol

Yea I live in a diverse area. Mexicans are great people. Just like Mayo's. Every culture has their dickshits though. Ruining for the rest of us.

And a drug smuggling rapist

That’s an actual thing?

WTF is this? I think I got stupider just reading this shit.

Mayo detected

fuck that

Better wight than white.

user reports:

1: Please ban this mayo

mustard

Lol wut is mayo lol 🤔🤥

The White is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, oppressor, racist, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Mayo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Are you trying to say I didn't bootstrap and earn my position as grand dragon of the kkk? Fuck you brah

I'm from Co. Mayo

Impossible

challenge accepted.

t. mayo

Wrong.

I'm convinced that /u/Ed_ButteredToast is the only being in existence that speaks completely in emojis, or he's an alien that isn't a Zeta. I have never seen him deny he was a mayo so he might just be an alien.

The Mayo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, craft beer enthusiast, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Mayo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven...

What connection do the French have with slavs?

I am a direct descendent of Ghenghis Khan

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Where the fuck is the Canadian.

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Yep

LMAO THE ARGENTINA