u/RunawaySteak mus gibs shmackos for the doggos so they can mlem in happy after leastenings to swearsies. Doggos are jus big pupperinos and swearsies make them do a sad ๐
I've been undermining your every step for weeks. It would be foolish to think it began with doggos. In truth, I remember not. It does not matter. Justice is all.
i mean, it is pathetic as fuck watching all these women with graveyard-wombs channeling their child-rearing tendencies into a semi-conscious furball thats gonna be dead in 7 years
When I see pics on like r trees of single dudes with really nice houses and a ton of nice shit but just like two dogs and Reddit to hang out with, it hurts so bad.
I don't blame him. I'm down for straight up death penatlying anyone who engage in reddit baby talk.
What the fuck, people? You're adults, at least ostensibly. So try not acting in such a way as would make your father look down at the floor and shake his fucking head in disdain.
61 comments
48 tcfb 2018-02-24
/u/RunawaySteak plz no swearsies doggos no leik
10 Greatmambojambo 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak mus gibs shmackos for the doggos so they can mlem in happy after leastenings to swearsies. Doggos are jus big pupperinos and swearsies make them do a sad ๐
35 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak what's your stance on puppers?
31 [deleted] 2018-02-24
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22 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-24
MFW
22 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-24
YFW you see a woman's naked body, amirite, bussy all day heh๐
9 grungebot5000 2018-02-24
this redeems bitmoji forever
14 westofthetracks 2018-02-24
nothing can ever redeem bitmoji
5 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-24
_
2 grungebot5000 2018-02-24
what about /u/HodorTheDoorHolder
2 westofthetracks 2018-02-24
especially not /u/HodorTheDoorHolder
2 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-24
Not that
2 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-24
This
5 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-24
_
2 grungebot5000 2018-02-24
glorigeous
3 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-02-24
>HFW
20 westofthetracks 2018-02-24
tbf anyone who says doggo unironically should be sterilized
12 DuBBle 2018-02-24
I've been downvoting you non-stop and now you're only at +3 on RES. Hope this teaches you a lesson.
3 westofthetracks 2018-02-24
lol for what, where else have i dissed dogs
5 DuBBle 2018-02-24
I've been undermining your every step for weeks. It would be foolish to think it began with doggos. In truth, I remember not. It does not matter. Justice is all.
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-24
> uses RES
> doesn't tag users why he hates them
KYS
2 a_jill_sandwich 2018-02-24
Everyone I know who says doggo either doesnโt have the money to breed or doesnโt want to, so that saves us a job.
19 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-24
/u/RunawaySteak How could you hate this sweet pupper?
16 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-24
That doggo is hideously cute
15 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-24
Honestly between this guy and r/doghate I am getting a ton of mileage from this .gif
9 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-24
Go get 'em boy ๐ถ
11 grungebot5000 2018-02-24
i think i sprouted ovaries watching that
2 zergling_Lester 2018-02-24
It's a baby hippo.
5 LightUmbra 2018-02-24
๐๐
16 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak I agree with you. Those people who use such bastardization of language are very annoying.
It is a dog. Or a pup. Or a puppy.
If a person doesn't know proper words, then they should shut up until they do.
11 ay_what_up2 2018-02-24
plz no angery doggos no leik
10 [deleted] 2018-02-24
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8 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-02-24
fuck off
23 [deleted] 2018-02-24
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5 OnionBits 2018-02-24
This one made me smile
1 oshnyve 2018-02-24
why you has to do such an anger, friendo? doggo language is just smile-making
3 taterbizkit 2018-02-24
Flair includes "newfag"
2 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-02-24
Reddit pidgin needs to die.
1 better_bot 2018-02-24
English is a living language.
15 AlohaWarrior34 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak, hey there doggo.
13 d-amazo 2018-02-24
at least doggo isn't as bad as "furbaby".
also i hate it when people call my ferret "catsnek". i mean fine, cat snake is accurate, but c'mon
12 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak What's up my doggo?
10 stereotype_novelty 2018-02-24
He's right. The baby talk is beyond disappointing.
8 likearasputin 2018-02-24
Well, that person is now one of my personal enemies
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
http://www.fallschurchanimalhospital.com/uploads/general/puppies-kittens-fall.jpg
8 Redactor0 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak does a heckin' meltdown! No schmackos for you!
5 fsdgfhk 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak lol Silly hooman.
4 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-02-24
I IMMEDIATELY SAY FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO SAYS DOGGO
3 wolfsktaag 2018-02-24
i mean, it is pathetic as fuck watching all these women with graveyard-wombs channeling their child-rearing tendencies into a semi-conscious furball thats gonna be dead in 7 years
so i see where hes coming from
4 snappleteadrink 2018-02-24
When I see pics on like r trees of single dudes with really nice houses and a ton of nice shit but just like two dogs and Reddit to hang out with, it hurts so bad.
2 preserved_fish 2018-02-24
Where did you get the silly notion that women post on Reddit?
3 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-02-24
u/Runawaysteak you are taking Reddit a bit too seriously for hating doggo posts
3 tilmoph 2018-02-24
/u/RunawaySteak , let me tell you much doggos and puppers love to have their snoots booped, almost as much as they love to zoomies.
2 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-02-24
/u/RunawaySteak. What's a doggo? A big ole pupper. What's a pupper. A lil doggo. `
1 JeanStealers 2018-02-24
Dugger and puppo
2 AntifaSarqueefian 2018-02-24
u/RunawaySteak, herro doggo, you'll make a nice udon.
1 Bouv42 2018-02-24
Absolute meltdown is something else, completly... fucking click bait
0 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-02-24
I don't blame him. I'm down for straight up death penatlying anyone who engage in reddit baby talk.
What the fuck, people? You're adults, at least ostensibly. So try not acting in such a way as would make your father look down at the floor and shake his fucking head in disdain.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-02-24
But you're already on /r/drama.
0 The_DJSeahorse 2018-02-24
Heโs right tho
-6 4TheDrama 2018-02-24
Did you seriously just assumed a stranger's gender? I am literally crying IRL.
18 ay_what_up2 2018-02-24
most played out joke of all time
3 OnionBits 2018-02-24
this
3 ahbslldud 2018-02-24
is
6 OnionBits 2018-02-24
WUZ
2 [deleted] 2018-02-24
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