I'll be commanding my local chapter of the Cracker Smacker Corps, sweeping the town looking for signs of mayo infestation: half-eaten bags of kale chips, La Croix cans, and that unique wet-dog smell you all have when they're sweaty and desperate.
And then, when we find them? Well, I'll let you imagine that part.
I have married a Person-of-Color (that color being yellow).
Through my creepy ricefever I am doing more to bring about the mayocide than most people here and I'm majorly triggering both r/aznidentity and r/hapas into the bargain.
I think I deserve a special flair for this. "Hero of the Mayocide" would be about right.
Fuck off race-mixing scum lmao it's no coincidence that every white man with an asian girl is a socially awkward small penis loser who knows he's not good enough to get an attractive white girl
On a personal level I expect defend the fort and then when it become untenable run to the hills and either end up starving or moving to Russia. The darker the skin the closer to the equator you need to be. ;)
34 comments
39 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-24
Man, Black Panther is really has some great special effects, huh?
13 AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-02-24
metoo
14 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-24
You dropped this #
1 [deleted] 2018-02-24
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12 Ranilen 2018-02-24
Well, I'll be dead, so I guess someone should come by and feed my cats. But that's about it I think.
Oh! If it comes too soon, I'll miss the last season of Game of Thrones. But if I stop watching GoT, am I still white?
3 Username234983 2018-02-24
I never watched it. What does that make me?
3 Ranilen 2018-02-24
Telling people how much you don't like popular things is also trademark white people behavior.
3 Username234983 2018-02-24
Mayo if I do and mayo if I don't....
1 YiffReich 2018-02-24
Well the cats should be able to eat for like two weeks off you.
11 Black_d20 2018-02-24
I'll be commanding my local chapter of the Cracker Smacker Corps, sweeping the town looking for signs of mayo infestation: half-eaten bags of kale chips, La Croix cans, and that unique wet-dog smell you all have when they're sweaty and desperate.
And then, when we find them? Well, I'll let you imagine that part.
3 Username234983 2018-02-24
Excuse me I smell like buttermilk TYVM
9 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-24
I have married a Person-of-Color (that color being yellow).
Through my creepy ricefever I am doing more to bring about the mayocide than most people here and I'm majorly triggering both r/aznidentity and r/hapas into the bargain.
I think I deserve a special flair for this. "Hero of the Mayocide" would be about right.
15 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-24
Your š waifu š body š pillow š isn't š a š person.
5 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-24
Anime girls all look like white people...
3 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-02-24
The Japs all want to be white
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2018-02-24
Fuck off race-mixing scum lmao it's no coincidence that every white man with an asian girl is a socially awkward small penis loser who knows he's not good enough to get an attractive white girl
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-02-24
FYI, I am a socially awkward big penis loser who knows he's not good enough to get an attractive white girl
7 Foxehh3 2018-02-24
this one makes me HAVE SEX
6 fsdgfhk 2018-02-24
Probly just flying around in my state-funded hovercar and fucking bitches and doing coke in my afro-futurist luxury penthouse.
2 Username234983 2018-02-24
I read afro-futurist as afro-furrist for a moment there. Probably not too far off either way.
5 I_squeeze_gats 2018-02-24
sexual harrassment
5 ItsRaininMafuckas 2018-02-24
That wink at the end killed me
4 cincilator 2018-02-24
Where is the video from?
3 Aerialcharles 2018-02-24
6ft under but I still got 4G faggot
3 AntifaSarqueefian 2018-02-24
Free farmland, w00t!
2 Username234983 2018-02-24
On a personal level I expect defend the fort and then when it become untenable run to the hills and either end up starving or moving to Russia. The darker the skin the closer to the equator you need to be. ;)
7 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-24
They have vitamin D pills now, there is nowhere safe
3 Username234983 2018-02-24
That shit can be controlled though. Plus nuclear war will probably solve things before it really gets that far.
1 Mariokartfever 2018-02-24
Iām gonna die
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-24
Mayocide = Rapture to heaven?
Bring it
1 siskonaut 2018-02-24
>not investing in melanin injections for magick superpowers
1 shaneoffline 2018-02-24
Likely it wont, since Jews are white too. And they run everything.
1 kane4life4ever 2018-02-24
I will have to use honey mustard on my sandwichs
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-02-24
i'm white so i'll die. I don't mind. I was tired of living anyways
0 SnapshillBot 2018-02-24
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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