GYPSIES TOOK MY BABY AND SOLD IT TO A PACK OF DINGOS FOR TREE FIDDY

0  2018-02-24 by DarthNightnaricus

Someone please help.

I was walking in Venice when a bunch of gypsies came up to me on rollerskates, grabbed my baby, and took off. Last I saw her, they were selling her to a pack of immigrant dingos for TREE FIDDY!

Goddamn gypsies.

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I whacked one in the head with a collapsible monopod once. He had his hand going into a friend's jacket pocket as we were walking in Florence. He shrugged it off and walked away like it happens every day, which it probably does.

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