I found you likeable until you got this god awful flair

_

This but unironically.

this is why honey home is the best place to be.

My girl 🤰🏼said "your dick 🍆too small"😂👏🏼BITCH😂😂!!! Wait till 😅you see👀 my will 😯to live 🤣😜👌🏻😭😏

Giggity

Giggity

Giggity

Goo

😉

It's only 3 inches but it smells like a foot

lmao

And yet, he gets a hot chick, and you don't.

Chick in the OP is a solid 5 and OP is getting head because he's available, not because he has climbed the dominance hierarchy.

Edit: It has come to my attention that OP is the girl and that she is not as fat as this submission makes her seem to be. I have revised my judgement to a solid 6.

You revised your judgement the wrong direction.

When all your """"""porn"""""" pics do is make the viewer feel slight discomfort, maybe it's time to transition.

She is only a 5 because she is wearing bed time clothes.

During the day that bitch is a 4.

Next time revise it down. That basic bitch isn't even thott. If she was decent she wouldn't be with that tiny pricked asiainish manlet

basic bitch

Basic bitch is 5-6 for me. You get one point for being HWP. I don't bother assigning values below 5.

If she was decent she wouldn't be with that tiny pricked asiainish manlet

100%, if they didn't live together. Like I said, he's available so she'll use him to cut her teeth.

Ah gotcha

Her face is really really fat face though. Fat faces are super unattractive

In my experience fat faces tend to be attatched to fat people and that's why they're unattractive.

Chick in the OP is a solid 5

Fuck, she's a 3 at best. You must be one of them chubby-chasers we hear about.

It is small, not much drama.

Was wondering how small it could possibly be, but it’s even shorter than my dick, which is an accomplishment

I was expecting average size because redditors look at huge porn dicks all day and can't look past their own belly so they have a skewed perspective.

There's more dick in that post than drama.

Even I can tell that thing is puny. What is that, three inches?

Drama size doesn't really matter tho.

She probably ate the rest, lmao

a) I'm sorry OP, but this is very flaccid drama - still, have an upvote.

b) Could someone mansplain to me why are they so interested with penises of other men? I mean, if they're gay/bi then ok, more power to them......

However, should someone called one of them bi/gay real drama would start.

I can only assume it's the same reason girls care about boob size, it only matters relative to what the next person is packing. In the land of the A-cups the B cup is king and so on.

not that any of this actually matters to anyone out of high school but that's the thinking, I'd guess

Thank you.

Here's a picture of a baby seal for your troubles

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/N087rjC.jpg

wow i definitely expected that to be scat porn or something, what a pleasant surprise

A disappointing surprised.

Now I'm disappointed that it wasn't.

Wow that seal has a small dick.

Lame. Try harder

😤😤😤😤

Post some prime 💯💯💯 bussy

🎺🎺🎺

Hope you like it!

I don't know what I expected.GIF

SSSSSSSS
UUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCC
KKKKKKKK
IIIIIIII
TTTTTTTT
DDDDDDDD
_OOOOOO_
__WWWW__
___NN___

that's fussy, not bussy

Small boobs are actually objectively better than big ones

t. Pedo

Konata is 18, flat, and 4'8'', in short the perfect woman.

And you're 9mm short of the perfect man(child).

Tall women need to btfo

Hey, please don't troll here. Thanks.

Trolling here is our kink. No kink shame plz

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10 points to Huffflepuff

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10 points to Drama

You spelled Hufflepuff wrong

BAD BOT

There's two people in that clip. One gets their face talked about because it's the only part you see. The other is defined by their dick because it's the biggest (lol but not really) defining trait in the clip.

There's not a lot else to talk about.

Thank you..I guess

Still, here's a picture of what I assume is a baby fox 4 your troubles.

http://www.babyanimalzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/baby-fox-in-a-cup.jpg

10 points to Hufflepuff.

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u/finger_blast you seem to have strong opinions on other dudes' dicks. Are you gay?

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Oooh yis, dark horse in the lead.

Sorry, I'm straight, but thank you. :)

Small dicked "men" BTFO

dicklets btfo once again!

small dick

men

they just don't go together

I don't have anything to add, I'm just here for the dick-shaming

edit:

Try sticking it in your mouth; then you'll see how small it is.

I don't mean that glibly. I mean penii become a lot larger when you're trying to fit one in your mouth. Your sense of scale changes dramatically.

If you can still breathe while it's in your mouth, it's not a real dick

"long and thin goes a long way in, short and thick does the trick" as my uncle used to say.

☹😔

I'm guessing you're short and thin? Start practicing eating ice lollies only using your tongue I guess fam. 😚

I do fam

Greatest gussy eater on earth 😍

what about long and thick and short and thin?

You get /r/drama mods.

pro tip: if you get a lot of infections and boils and things of that nature all over your dick it can swell up a bit and add a quarter or half inch of girth. plus it's kinda like those bumps that are sometimes on dildos. and if one pops it's just extra lube

I'm calling the police

Wow you actually made be cringe congrats😣

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can confirm this is a useful trick

I read that what made Rasputin such a hit with the Russian ladies was a perfectly positioned wart at the end of his dick.

u/HogwartsBot

This website is a disgrace

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20 points to Slytherin

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20 points to Slytherin

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20 points to Slytherin

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$ points to Slytherin

60000 points to Slytherin

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Stupid bot rewards cheating

-40 points to Slytherin

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This but again

gosh, have you even read Harry Potter, our generation's seminal work of literature? the right way to do things, or at least the way the professors and the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, so them in the books, would be to award 20 points to Gryffindor, the traditional house rivals of the wily and conniving Slytherins :3

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18446744073709551616 points to Slytherin

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340282366920938463463374607431768211455 points for Ravenclaw

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points for Ravenclaw

Sorry, shallowm, but you can not give 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points to Ravenclaw.

I'll give them 20 points instead.

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9 points to Slytherin

Sorry u/dongass420 your reatarded

That is an astute observation you've made, and you don't need to apologize merely for stating the truth. Thanks for letting me know about my reatardation.

That's not very nice! 20 points to Gryffindor

Thank you oshnyve, for giving 20 points to Gryffindor!

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Welp that is a tiny dick

Great future drama considering nothing good ever happens when you slam your roommate.

penii

Go to jail.

It's penode

It gets bigger!

I wouldn't make fun of someone for having a small dick, it's in poor taste. It's not like they made a conscious decision to be sexually appaling like male feminists or SRD subscribers.

hmmm

I'm kinda average tbh, ~15cm last I checked, so I don't really get told that I'm huge but it's never been an issue either.

Just like them because they're cute and fun, you can just pick them up and bend them over stuff since they're so smol.

I'm kinda average tbh, ~15cm last I checked

Uses metric. Confirmed eurofag or Asian small-dicked faggot.

Lmao

They made a conscious decision to post it on the internet though.

Gussy, not even once.

itt: a bunch of harry potter freaks who need to read another book

100 points to Bussy.

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I have a question

Size or thickness?

You mean length. Thickness is covered under size.

small dick > big dick tbh

DICKLET SPOTTED AND REPORTED

I have an above average size dick but a normal woman doesn't care about sex so anything that makes it more pleasurable for the man and easier for the woman is better. That way I cum faster and she can get back to doing whatever it is she really wants to be doing.

tbh it sounds like you just aren't fun to fuck

Nah I'm pretty good but lately for some reason (probably depression) I have had zero interest so the world has been deprived.

You need a heaping helping of bussy to blast those blues away! I will do the world a favor and volunteer mine.

Are you sure you've ever had sex with a woman? All the ones I've fucked were more into it than I was and my dick is fucking yuuuuugeeee. Maybe them not having to put an appendage into gussy might have had to do with that fact.

If you have a big dick you can eventually find a girl who can take it. If you have a small dick it isn't getting in much no matter how hard you try. Basically what i'm saying is average is best.

It's about width, not depth.

I just wanna make sure we're all clear that any house except Ravenclaw is absolute shit

Oh no it's bigger than mine

if he moved forward he would have crushed her neck between his tub of lard and that desk.

u/Kaylees_diary you can do better.

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ewwww

legit gross

Someone post this to /r/aznidentity and drink the tears

I never would have guessed there was such a thing as tinydicktube.