This position is front-facing and I'm concerned about the optics of hiring somebody literally named "Captain Child Lover". You're not going to pass the criminal background check, are you?
LOL shows what you know about GD! Listen I've been in the field and I'm aged and I am respected, this is what you call "Minimalistic Space Integrity" what you would call it is "hahah dur idk". So unless you have 3 degrees in Art and GD you're fucking talking to your superior sweetie ;)
Your qualifications seem to be in order and we love your username.
Unfortunately as most of us have gone blind because of your shitty neon green and red colors being too fucking bright and unreadable. We're going to pass.
I wasn't sure which position you were applying for, so I went ahead and considered you for a position as a CTR shill and a couple of positions at our troll farm in Novonorilsk. Unfortunately, we found that you are both underqualified AND overqualified for every position. I'm not entirely sure how that happened, but in any case we will have to decline your application.
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7 wokeaspie 2018-02-24
This position is front-facing and I'm concerned about the optics of hiring somebody literally named "Captain Child Lover". You're not going to pass the criminal background check, are you?
11 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
State regulations don't apply to me I don't recognize the state as legitimate
3 Foxehh3 2018-02-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSkBONbDwA
you irl
2 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
https://i.imgur.com/KpLukYT.png
you irl
1 Foxehh3 2018-02-24
Am I the city or the wacky paki?
6 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-24
What is this autism?
8 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
A plea for a means to live
2 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-24
NEETbux run out?
6 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Economy ran out
2 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-24
References?
5 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Mike Macdonald- Supervisor
~~ [email protected]
9 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-24
Application denied
6 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Fucking lame I hate support Africa as well man
5 bareballzthebitch 2018-02-24
Two typographical errors and a squashed jewstar don't really convey the image of graphic design expertise tbh
12 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
LOL shows what you know about GD! Listen I've been in the field and I'm aged and I am respected, this is what you call "Minimalistic Space Integrity" what you would call it is "hahah dur idk". So unless you have 3 degrees in Art and GD you're fucking talking to your superior sweetie ;)
9 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
I am beyond you kiddo
3 RestoreFear 2018-02-24
That's a sheriff badge
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-24
It was done with MS paint, fam. Give the kid a break.
1 556x44 2018-02-24
this fuckin retard can't see excellence when it's presented to him
5 AlohaWarrior34 2018-02-24
This post is so autistic, even u/Ed_ButteredToast couldn't top it with emoji spam and retarded copypastas.
2 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-24
Don't be so hard on yourself lol.
5 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Your qualifications seem to be in order and we love your username.
Unfortunately as most of us have gone blind because of your shitty neon green and red colors being too fucking bright and unreadable. We're going to pass.
Keep yourself safe.
5 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Never get along with you fucking Aquarius's and your passive aggressive bullshit
2 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Please leave the premises sir, or we'll call security.
/u/masterlawlz sic him boy! Get him!
3 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
I hope the stars will align and give you prions
4 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Oooh I love shrimp! Specially fried.
You're so nice fam! Have a good day!
3 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
here's you
2 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Oh no. I'm peeing blood.
I should get a std checkup.
Thanks for reminding me to take care of my health fam!
It's such a shame we couldn't hire you. But in the end you turned out to be such a dependable person!
2 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
^ here's you attempting humor
2 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Oh you know me! I'm a real comedian!
3 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU FUNNY
Edit: you just triggered my childhood trauma I'm leaving reddit
2 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
I certify this lolcow as canner grade beef.
You'll be made into ground beef and be fed to amerifats in the deep South.
2 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Squat pisser I'll make you eat grain
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Yeah but it better be whole grain.
I'm watching my health after that STD scare I had a few comments ago.
Turns out I was pissing blood because of the nails in my dick.
2 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
Crucified for your virgin dick >:(
2 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-02-24
Renge-chan why have you forsaken me?
1 HaulOfChina 2018-02-24
Is that the incel guy? Jfc, I thought it just was his foreskin people were talking about when they said the nailed his dick to a board.
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4 DistortedLines 2018-02-24
Support if you'll add a taytay flair
3 CaptainChildLover 2018-02-24
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4 pepperouchau 2018-02-24
Same tbh
4 double-happiness 2018-02-24
http://i.imgur.com/3voOG.gif
2 Butch_Patterson 2018-02-24
This but unironically
3 JumbledFun 2018-02-24
If anyone was wondering OP is /u/br00ce's main account
4 Br00ce 2018-02-24
Is this a bit?
4 JumbledFun 2018-02-24
It can be if that's what u want bb
4 Br00ce 2018-02-24
The only thing I want is u
3 JumbledFun 2018-02-24
You have that at your beck and call br00cey
2 fuckyourcontext 2018-02-24
Good idea putting the star there. It shows your (((connections))) in the industry.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-24
MRW
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1 RelevantEmployment 2018-02-24
I wasn't sure which position you were applying for, so I went ahead and considered you for a position as a CTR shill and a couple of positions at our troll farm in Novonorilsk. Unfortunately, we found that you are both underqualified AND overqualified for every position. I'm not entirely sure how that happened, but in any case we will have to decline your application.
1 Roachzilla 2018-02-24
Do you accept children as payment?
1 yesiamcorrect 2018-02-24
I wouldn't hire you to lick my asshole if I ran out of toilet paper.