r/drama: /r/MaleFashionAdvice downvotes anyone who makes fun of guys who wear capes

IIRC that's the sub that hates any and all modern fashion trends while trying to sell off that their a fashion sub. There was another sub that actually did modern fashion but they are rather elitist and unless you have at least 1k in cash on in clothes they'll say its shit.

1 ProGenji 2018-02-25

I use to go for basic advice like how to wear suits, tie ties, fittings, match colors etc.

Use to be okay in that respect but nowadays its a bit weird.

Sub changed from basic advice to weird high (?) Fashion faggy look from the male catwalk

1 ltedt 2018-02-25

What a bunch of faggots. Real men only wear jeans and plain shirts, with the occasional garter belt underneath

1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-02-25

I own a Gucci belt, AMA.

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-25

One big room, full of bad bitches!

1 Voltar134 2018-02-25

I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries Dafuq

1 WarSanchez 2018-02-25

How does it feel to spend money on something only other gay men care about?

1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-02-25

Unfortunately we live in a society that values materialistic items. If I am to attract top-tier sluts, I have to shell out on more expensive items. Only Chads like myself would understand.

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-25

Chads don't wear gucci dawg, we wear the skin of our enemies

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

How long does it take for your ass to stop hurting after being fucked?

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

jeans and plain shirts

Faggot tier. Most of the time I'm wearing trousers, shirt+sweater combo and a decent coat, usually a Montgomery. Get on my level plebs.

1 MooseHeckler 2018-02-25

1 CondeTrocola 2018-02-25

Aren't jeans a type of trouser tho

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

A type of trousers that works if you're 12

1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-02-25

calling a coat under 300 dollars decent

lol

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

It's comfy and keeps me warm while I'm outside. If I wanted to impress others I'd remove my clothes honey, not the other way around.

1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-02-25

Tights are actually really comfortable.

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

I have a manbag like this one

http://www.bagcraft.co.uk/acatalog/katana_36104_front.jpg

and one like this one

http://www.bagcompany.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bagcompany/images/katana-leather-man-bag-pouch-36101-668-p.jpg

sue me

1 Ylajali_2002 2018-02-25

gotta have somewhere to keep your tampons, right HAHAHAHAHA faggot

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

meh...is this the best insult you have?

because if it is....then you are just insecure with yourself.

1 Trajan_ 2018-02-25

As a disinterested third party, that was one of the weakest comebacks I've ever seen.

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

See I usually either go thru contraversial posting history or instead of posting a link to a cute animal, post a link to a picture of naked Trump.

But I'm too lazy to do that today, so yeh it was weak, not as weak as his manhood tho

1 Trajan_ 2018-02-25

But I'm too lazy to do that today, so yeh it was weak, not as weak as his manhood tho

Slightly better, but still not great. Try again, but this time using something relevant to one of his comments.

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

I could go with "Yeh ok, and I'm gonna plug those tampons into your ass and make you my personal bitch, you sissy?''

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-02-25

Now we're getting somewhere!

Good job.

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

''Why are you being so nasty for now? You was so nice to me in the toilet 10 minutes ago."?

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-02-25

We're got a winner.

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

Thank you for your help sensei.

a picture of a kitten 4 U.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b1/88/31/b18831f96720e907c4769168687d7fd1--cat-lovers-adorable-animals.jpg

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-02-25

:3 here's a baby pig 4 u

http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists//wholeliving/files/2011/08/tinypig.jpg

1 LightUmbra 2018-02-25

You was so nice

How retarded are you?

1 Trajan_ 2018-02-25

Good enough, I approve.

Have some Reddit Silver.

1 double-happiness 2018-02-25

They're quite nice; I would well nick those off you.

1 NardDogAndy 2018-02-25

There's literally nothing wrong with being gay.

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-25

Except for the having sex with men bit.

1 Al_Simmons 2018-02-25

not wearing an anime shirt

What a faggot

1 wrapunzel 2018-02-25

There's a homeless dude in my city who wears skirts despite being otherwise totally masculine, think they'd like him?

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-02-25

He's their spirit animal.

1 bareballzthebitch 2018-02-25

That's so he doesn't have to pull his pants down to take a crap on your stoop.

1 captainpriapism 2018-02-25

prob posts there

1 MayorEmanuel 2018-02-25

I like him already. Go for an underskirt creep shot pls

1 wrapunzel 2018-02-25

I'd be afraid of getting stabbed

1 DistortedLines 2018-02-25

Hot

1 xenokilla 2018-02-25

This "guy" Right?

1 wrapunzel 2018-02-25

Yikes. No, mine looks like your typical homeless hippie except he wears skirts. Not kilts, straight up skirts.

1 xenokilla 2018-02-25

the youtube channel is... well it exisits

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-02-25

Only if the skirt said "Supreme"

1 likearasputin 2018-02-25

So looking like a person from a capeshit movie is now "mainstream".........lol

1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-02-25

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

They should work pretty easily with a full yeezy outfit like cargo pants and combat boots

$105 for a t-shirt. Anyone buying Yeezy clothing is a dumb motherfucker.

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-25

What's the most expensive non-shoe bit of clothing anyone around here has ever bought? I spent 30 bucks on a pair of pants once.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

Well I have a bunch of button up shirts that were close to $200 each, and all my denim is close to the same if not over $200, and I agree that's dumb but not $100 t-shirt dumb.

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-25

200 dollar chirt? That's amazing. Does it rub your nipples for you?

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

But of course!

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-02-25

Yep, it's a win win since the xenoestrogens already make my nipples enlarged! :)

1 Ylajali_2002 2018-02-25

where do you buy a $200 shirt and why is it better than a regular $60 shirt?

1 orangetato 2018-02-25

Not defending it because I hate buying expensive clothing but sometimes as far as button up shirts go it tends to be hard to find ones with nice designs, out of not shit material, and that acutally fit people that aren't overweight that aren't expensive.

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-25

button up shirts

The phrase you are looking for is "dress shirt".

1 wolfsktaag 2018-02-25

Problem with cheapo clothing is it's usually designed for fat people who have no concept of appearance and just want something cheap so all the cheap clothes fit like shit

this right here is the only reason ive ever spent a decent wad of cash on clothing. $60+ for a shirt im only ever going to wear at the office. if youre shopping in america and youre not overweight, good fucking luck getting something cheap. especially shirts

fat-privileged fucks are costing me $$$ on insurance premiums, taxes, clothing, etc etc

1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-25

Johnston and Murphy, Brooks Brothers, Jos A Bank. Need any recommendations?

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

Jos A Bank

Since when does Jos. A Bank have $200 shirts?

1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-02-25

Does Johnston and Murphy even have 200 dollar shoes? Lol

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

Their most expensive pair is $278.

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-25

Absolutely disgusting

My underwear costs more than that

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

Trunk Club/Nordstrom. And most of those shirts are from New England Shirt Company, so they're made in the US and cost more to make.

I could buy similar shirts from Proper Fit for a lot less but it's all made in Malaysia. I could go to Malaysia and get fitted for a whole new wardrobe and spend less than $5k.

1 lincoln1222 2018-02-25

lolol i wish i was rich enough to afford my own stylist

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-02-25

Eh, the stylist is "free". However, if you visit their office in Chicago, they'll give you free beer and they have Hoegaarden on tap!

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-25

You buy it at a tailor and it is custom fitted to your body, so it doesn't look like you are the assistant manager at Office Depot.

1 nanonan 2018-02-25

Anyone spending less than $200 on denim is wasting their money on shit that will fall apart.

1 giroth 2018-02-25

Denim is so worth it

1 Ylajali_2002 2018-02-25

I have paid $374 for a pair of premium cargo shorts sewn from a rare cotton/alpaca fabric hand woven by child slaves. It pairs well with my black duster jacket and new balances.

1 izuerial 2018-02-25

Look at this loser who doesn’t wear heelys.

1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-25

Are we counting fitted suits? Because if we are that’s kind of cheating

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-25

Bowling ball shaped isn't fitted Amerifat

1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-25

You're the un-funny version of Andy Kaufman. You can't even pretend to be a Jew and suck at baiting to boot

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-25

Andy Kaufman wasn't funny

Your words can't hurt me, I've been a disappointment my entire life

1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-25

Your parents wonder everyday where they went wrong. Every day you're alive is another day of agony. Good job

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-25

I killed my parents years ago, and I'll kill you too

1 wootfatigue 2018-02-25

I’ve got a couple sweaters that were around $700-$1300, but they were made by virgins using virgin sheep or something. Also coats/jackets/parkas usually end up being around $1k after alterations.

1 Wtfct 2018-02-25

Always get yourself a good suit that fits very well for special occasions. Do it after you turn 25 when your body is no longer changing much and events that require suits start to come up.

Spend 50$ on an okay pair of jeans, wear said jeans for 3 years - Wash once.

1 aqouta 2018-02-25

You should wash jeans more than once wvery 3 years...

1 Wtfct 2018-02-25

looooooooooooooooool imagine a women telling me how often to wash when we're less than a decade away from sexy bots.

1 aqouta 2018-02-25

I'm a manly man and only,identify as a women when at sporting events because their restroom lines are shorter.

1 double-happiness 2018-02-25

The most I've spent £55 has on an amazing black parka that had nine pockets. I could never find anything in it! But I fucking walked out of a club in a daze and left it behind, and I never got it back.

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-02-25

£55

Is that like 200 dollars in American units?

1 double-happiness 2018-02-25

~$77

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-25

I have a $600 leather jacket

1 incineratechicken 2018-02-25

Confirmed for incel tbh

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-25

Lol no I’m married

1 lamb_der 2018-02-25

1500 eurobongs on a pair of cargo pants :/⁾

1 celocanth13 2018-02-25

Probably my Barbour jacket, after that, cycling clothes.

1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-25

I have suits that cost over $2k.

1 lincoln1222 2018-02-25

username checks out

1 ahbslldud 2018-02-25

I have a $200 leather jacket.

1 MightiestEwok 2018-02-25

Aside from suits, about £150 (I think around 230 FreedomBux) for a really good parka that's lasted several winters.

1 lincoln1222 2018-02-25

i have a north face jacket that was like $150

1 ProGenji 2018-02-25

Spent about a grand on a leather jacket once.

1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-25

$105 for a t-shirt

Does it suck you off? That's the deciding factor of getting a single article of clothing for that much money

1 better_bot 2018-02-25

Anyone selling $105 shirts is a genius though.

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

You care about what you're wearing just because you're hollow on the inside.

1 westofthetracks 2018-02-25

whats your point

1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-25

I don't have one. I'm stating the obvious hoping to engrain it into the others by force.

1 cervixassassination 2018-02-25

Won't need to carry a condom wearing one of these. Keeps out the rain and any chance of pussy.

1 MooseHeckler 2018-02-25

There is only on man who looks good in a cape.

1 Chicup 2018-02-25

I like capes...

I like gussy more...

I don't wear a cape.

1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-02-25

Wear cape and get bussy

Don't wear cape and get gussy

The choice is clear and you made the wrong one smh

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-02-25

The soy is flowing in that sub.

1 Al_Simmons 2018-02-25

Cool Meme

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-25

ITT: basement dwellers attack kids sense of fashion.

1 3134552767 2018-02-25

If you actually dress like someone from MFA, you look like an idiot. They dress like the people featured by Snapchat

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-25

kids sense of fashion.

If you actually dress like someone from MFA, you look like an idiot.

In this comment, we have been shown that basement dwellers can't read.

1 3134552767 2018-02-25

You can't read?

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-25

no u

1 captainpriapism 2018-02-25

also /r/streetwear

1 lincoln1222 2018-02-25

streetwear is so crazy that it sometimes actually doesn't look terrible- MFA is just guys who try too hard

1 captainpriapism 2018-02-25

eh it used to be cool until nerds took kanye too seriously and turned it into some pseudo high fashion cringefest

made nikes harder to buy as well

1 ScaledDown 2018-02-25

Sorry loser, peak fashion is cargo shorts, band shirt, and a baggy unzipped hoodie.

1 BurgerLaowai 2018-02-25

Black cargo shorts. Gotta be black. Makes that 40” look slim.

1 BasilandLavender 2018-02-25

Jesus christ everyone in that sub shouldn't be dressing themselves

1 Death_Trolley 2018-02-25

I sense a huge market opportunity to sell these to the mall ninja/EDC crowd

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-25

Looking forward to seeing nerds in capes during my commute next week.

1 double-happiness 2018-02-25

I notice they don't have a Scottish rain cape. Possibly because we're not a bunch of fa... No I shouldn't say that. But fortunately the kilt doubles as rain cape, and when deployed in this fashion the resultant exposure of a Scotsman's 'haggis and tatties' causes the enemy (well, anyone really) to flee in terror.

1 NH_NH_NH 2018-02-25

modern fashion is faggy as fuck anyways

like who the fuck thinks its fashy to wear skirts and female clothing

phaggots i tell you

1 Mcfillher 2018-02-25

Feels nice though

1 GetOutOfJailFreeTard 2018-02-25

fashy means fascist

1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-25

mfw

1 DiesEasily 2018-02-25

This shit is for people who have just enough self-awareness to know that trenchcoats are cringy as hell, but not enough to know that this shit suffers from the same problems.

1 niexx 2018-02-25

those things are pretty good in heavy rain tbf

1 NardDogAndy 2018-02-25

Those capes should go well with their fedoras.

1 bspon001 2018-02-25

Capes are cool. Why are people complaining about capes?

1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-02-25

A nine hour old thread and not a single joke about Larry David's appearance on Seinfeld in a cape? Thats how I know this thread is full of millenial jack asses and therefore worthless.

1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2018-02-25

we're like seven hours ahead of you

1 BurgerLaowai 2018-02-25

Don't let your dreams stay dreams. Be the cringe you want to see.

1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfP92IXZphc