/r/drama irl

151  2018-02-26 by UmbellateSaxhorn

57 comments

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Those are words.

ARE they?

Sorry I assumed their gender.

I have the body of the virgins, and the attitude of the Chad.

K

Too much esoteric shit to not be projection

Most virgin-vs-chad memes are written by the virgin.

Literally all of them.

I mean, Chad is too busy fuckin'

what the fuck is geohell?

The remains of geocities.

But geocities is heaven...

No, that's Angelfire, obviously.

Diaryland was where it was really at.

It went to the big Under Comstruction gif in the sky

The remains of geocities.

OK, but where are the remains of your victims?

i legit don't know what a subtweet is...

i assume it's fancyboy language for a reply but idk

subtweet

A tweet (message posted on the website Twitter) that mentions a Twitter member without using their actual username. Usually employed for negative or insulting tweets; the person you're mentioning won't see the subtweet in their Twitter timeline as it doesn't contain the @ symbol that every Twitter username has.

faaaaaaaaaag

zoz

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zozzle

where did the zoz come from though

So OP are you coming out as an incel?

I chose and defend my celibacy, nothing involuntary about it

How do you defend it? Got an umbrella to push away the hords of women trying to unzip your pants?

I never reply to tinder messages

Maybe you should install a different app. u/morpen will probably write one for you. It's only going to pick up tankies though.

Hell yeah, tinder but for commies. I think you're onto something

Im onto a lot of things

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what the fuck is TL, who the fuck says "online" like that

Cancer, cancer does. Also notice the use of "subtweeting" and "group dm"

Even I know what a "group dm" is, though I've never seen one

i'm guessing "subtweet" means "reply," but "subtweeter" sounds like a peripheral in a stereo system

Subtweet is a thing on twitter where you talk about some one but don't use his exact name so they are not notified. It's bitch tier - mean girls type of behavior.

How are you such an incel that you cant even save out a png. It looks like you copy and pasted a bunch of shit memes together in MS paint.

The virgin meme critic vs the chad meme creator

There is open season on my dick by all of the frumpy nerd women, who appreciate a man who can save out a png

I never understood this concept that it's somehow transphobic to not want to have sex with someone who's trans

Here let me explain it to you:

Ask yourself why wouldn't you want to have sex with a trans person? Do you not think that trans women are "real" women? If so >>> you're transphobic. If you actually think that trans women are real women, then why don't you treat them the same? Why wouldn't you want to have sex with one?

Mind you, the example here is that you're clearly attracted to a woman, you want to have sex with her and then she tells you she's trans and you go like "ugh I'm not transphobic or anything but I'm not into fucking degenerates". In this example, you are clearly attracted to the woman and that magically changes because you found out she's trans meaning that the fact she's trans is the problem here. But why is it a problem though? Here are couple routes you can take:

  • "she's not feeeeeeeeeemale!!1! I'm a male and I want feeeeeeeeeeemales!!

    True she's not female, but she is a woman. Attraction doesn't work that way. You aren't attracted to a genotype of a person but rather the phenotype ie the look of the organism because your eyes can't fucking scan their DNA to determine if they are male or female. All your brain has to go on is the how they look. If they look like an attractive woman you will be attracted to them regardless if they are male. So sex is largely irrelevant here. Sure you can say "b..but you look for a partner so you can settle down and have children!!1!", no just no. Most of the sex humans do is not for the purpose of reproduction, but for the purpose of pleasure and you can get the same pleasure with a trans woman as you can with a cis woman.

  • "she doesn't have a REAL vagina!!1! It won't FEEEL as good

    False. Aside from fringe cases where trans women couldn't afford good surgery, most trans vaginas look exactly like the natural ones. And they feel like them too. Most people wouldn't notice the difference, and you wouldn't either. But lets for the sake of the argument say that she doesn't even have a vagina. She has a penis, a feminine penis but she looks like this, and you're attracted to her. You two find a room and she goes "Surinical I'm a trans woman and I have a feminine penis" What do you do? Go. If you aren't into the whole penis thing, you don't have to do that(daily reminder: genitalia doesn't have a gender. Women can have penises and men can have vaginas. It is not relevant.), you can do other things like : she can give you a handjob or a blowjob or you can fuck her anally. But no! You don't do that because you are transphobic, instead you run away while screaming just how not transphobic you are. Why do I bring up this example? Well, imagine if it's a one night stand right, you won't ever see this woman again, so what is the difference between that and a woman that's on her period and doesn't want to have vaginal sex right now but she's willing to do other stuff with you? Would you run then too? No you wouldn't you transphobic shit. Gender is performative. Sex is biological. You aren't attracted to sex, you're attracted to gender.

Gender = Man / Woman

Sex = male / female (irrelevant)

The thing with people ITT is that you actually believe you're tolerant and progressive while being horribly transphobic. "lelelelel I don't give a shit if a man in a dress wants me to call him a woman I'll do it!! I'm not transphobic but I totally won't have sex with a man in a dress who isn't a woman even though he identifies as a woman lelellele" - you

yuck

u just jelly bcuz u will never experience boi clit, why even life tbqh?

The thing with people ITT is that you actually believe you're tolerant and progressive

lol, no I don't

Worst part is that someone actually believes this

Also, source?

That sure is a handsome dude you linked to.

wow ive never identified with anything quite as much as the bottom picture

same

Funnily enough, my physical environment is strikingly similar to "The Virgin Side Taker", except replace the stack of books with my trusty workhorse laser printer. OTOH I do tend to put my feet up my desk like "The Chad Online Coward". I suspect I have managed to combine nerd and douche-bag into one personality.

Nobody cares, pal.

Well I'm not exactly grief-stricken to hear that, myself!

K

I spend a lot of time here and have no idea what this image is about at all

Neither do but I could tell it would get upvotes