What if I accidentally imagined a hot chick? It's a damned hard thing to avoid for us Chads, we think about sex constantly, and fighting it makes it only more difficult: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironic_process_theory
Ironic process theory or the white bear problem refers to the psychological process whereby deliberate attempts to suppress certain thoughts make them more likely to surface. An example is how when someone is actively trying not to think of a white bear they may actually be more likely to imagine one.
"Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute."
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Winter Notes on Summer Impressions, 1863
The phenomenon was identified through thought suppression studies in experimental psychology. Social psychologist Daniel Wegner first studied ironic process theory in a laboratory setting in 1987.
Akinnuoye armed himself with a small knife but the victim, who was due to start a construction apprenticeship days later, regarded it as a “fist-fight ting”, the court was told.
through my extensive Grime research, I have deduced that "ting" is slang for "thing". This wisdom has changed me as a person, to the extent that I placed a gun next to my username on /r/drama
I shouldn't make light though because it's exactly the same for me.
Couple of months ago on NYE my friend was showing me grime videos and we were completely wrecked. I never thought I'd get into it but I did. I was pumped! When we left the house to join the revelry in the town centre, I saw a fight break out and a third Somalian man glass a fighter with a bottle!
AND IT WAS ALL ON FILM. We had made our very own Grime video!
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-26
This is why we need mayocide.
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1 ppporto 2018-02-26
I'm disappointed, Snaps. You'd been on a roll.
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-02-26
Do not question the prophet!
1 wow___justwow 2018-02-26
ehhhhh
Both mayos.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-26
I mean the murderer was the only one penetrating dudes. So he was clearly the must gay.
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-02-26
"Bullets penetrate a nigga, but I ain't no fag/ Hop out the rarri grab a thot and spend a bag"
1 badaamtish 2018-02-26
Who's that from sounds hard
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-26
It's original content obviously. We have a vibrant gangster rap scene here in r/Drama, with many extraordinaire talents.
1 wow___justwow 2018-02-26
lmao
1 muninn_gone 2018-02-26
looking forward to the next mixtape of jams
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-26
that’s called a jamjape
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-26
2002
1 Steamboating 2018-02-26
Cringe.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-26
you
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-02-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGxJSbUBYgo
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-26
https://youtu.be/KUogZWhlyt0?t=45s
1 better_bot 2018-02-26
I don't get how fighting proves sexuality. Just whip em both out and see who gets hard.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-26
What if I accidentally imagined a hot chick? It's a damned hard thing to avoid for us Chads, we think about sex constantly, and fighting it makes it only more difficult: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironic_process_theory
1 WikiTextBot 2018-02-26
Ironic process theory
Ironic process theory or the white bear problem refers to the psychological process whereby deliberate attempts to suppress certain thoughts make them more likely to surface. An example is how when someone is actively trying not to think of a white bear they may actually be more likely to imagine one.
"Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute."
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Winter Notes on Summer Impressions, 1863
The phenomenon was identified through thought suppression studies in experimental psychology. Social psychologist Daniel Wegner first studied ironic process theory in a laboratory setting in 1987.
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1 broden 2018-02-26
Been there
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-26
ive been listening to a lot of grime lately so i got that
1 broden 2018-02-26
- /u/captainpriapism
I shouldn't make light though because it's exactly the same for me.
Couple of months ago on NYE my friend was showing me grime videos and we were completely wrecked. I never thought I'd get into it but I did. I was pumped! When we left the house to join the revelry in the town centre, I saw a fight break out and a third Somalian man glass a fighter with a bottle!
AND IT WAS ALL ON FILM. We had made our very own Grime video!
No proofs though cos faces.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-26
nice
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2018-02-26
Toxic Masculinity in action, folks
1 K-town- 2018-02-26
This but actually
1 VultureV1 2018-02-26
this but unironically
1 gilmore606 2018-02-26
wow this
1 princessCuck 2018-02-26
Beta mayo toxic 'masculinity': saying rude things online.
Alpha negro toxic masculinity: hand to hand combat to death on a hill.
1 King-Achelexus 2018-02-26
So you're saying white people are pussies
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-26
Is this actually news to you
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-26
how long have i been trying to explain this?
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-26
toxic blackulinity
1 takaci 2018-02-26
Fucking brits...
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-02-26
Aye ya fuckin Batty boy, suck ya motha! Stop bein such a bomboclat an get that ass over here fore I stick ya.
1 zndxxx 2018-02-26
this nigger hasnt got too much ... what is that called ... IQ
1 neon_squish 2018-02-26
IMAGINE being this insecure about your sexuality
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-26
these guys are so dumb
clearly i'm the least gay
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-02-26
If you die, you're gay.
1 UserUnknown2 2018-02-26
I mean you're literally getting dressed up and buried by other dudes so
1 VultureV1 2018-02-26
Now everyone thinks he's a repressed closeted hyperhomo. 0/10 3D chess
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-26
hang on, that ain’t MTV
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-26
who turned out to be less gay
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-26
Young, black, male culture: the epitome of "toxic masculinity".
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-02-26
You know how I know your gay?