He was just trying to draw attention to the important growing issue of adolescences suffering from Sleep Deprivation. Truly a brave men who is fit to help lead the next generation into an unprecedented period of decadence and grace.
quick googling says there been 122 school shooting deaths since columbine and 40-50 lightning deaths annually, so yeah seems like it. doesnt make it an any less retarded talking point tho
doesnt make it an any less retarded talking point tho
Kindly explain how the per population demographic isn't related to a call for gun bans over incidents that are exceedingly rare and gun-control would have not done anything to prevent.
"kindly explain how [deliberately contorted rewording of initial claim with unsupported speculation tacked to the end] is wrong"
nah no thanks. i will explain that its retarded to compare a low but consistent statistic (like lightning deaths) to a high but extremely random one (like school shootings), because they are very different sorts of issues. if something happens very rarely, but when it does it's catastrophic, then even a slight statistical decrease in number of incidents will be dramatically beneficial, whereas something that happens regularly, but is not particularly dangerous (only 10% of lighting strikes are fatal, apparently), then a similar statistical decrease would have far less value. by the logic youre using, islamic terrorists are less of a danger to americans than furniture, which is a retarded claim. this is, of course, ignoring the more basic flaw which is that human beings control the distribution of arms, but have not yet become greek gods who control the fury of the skies.
to be clear, im not trying to advocate any particular policy position with this post, just explain that you are a retard and should kill yourself. youre welcome.
by the logic youre using, islamic terrorists are less of a danger to americans than furniture, which is a retarded claim, which only works if you use retard logic.
I'm not following you here. Am I supposed to haul furniture in an unsafe manner and think to myself that it's safe because there's no Muslims around?
to be clear, im not trying to advocate any particular policy position with this post, just explain that you are a retard and should kill yourself.
Thanks for the safety tips. I hope you've learned some here yourself.
it's not that i "wasn't able to," it's that i didn't try, because that's not what we're discussing itt. i get that you wanted the conversation to be about that, because you thought you could "win" some sort of point on those terms, but unfortunately reality doesn't care about what you want.
islamic terrorists are less of a danger to americans than furniture
Fundamentally both issues are the same. They are very rare, but the fear generated ensure that people vote the correct party, and don't question stuff like mass surveillance.
White House senior adviser Stephen Miller once jumped into a women's track meet to make a point about masculinity.
In a lengthy profile published on Monday, The New York Times reported that Miller "jumped, uninvited, into the final stretch of a girls' track meet, apparently intent on proving his athletic supremacy over the opposite sex." The White House seems not to have denied the incident to the Times, only clarifying that the girls' track team was from another school.
T_d wasn’t around when that statistical analysis was undertaken but I’m sure if you were to replicate the study today t_d would make it to the top of the list along with MDE,CHAPO, SRS, CONSPIRACY, SOCIALISM, FULL COMMUNISM, ANARCHISM, SRD, DRAMA, CBTS, IGTHFT, CA etc etc
Idk man, I've fallen asleep in terrible situations, not due to being bored or anything. These include: funeral of a loved one, during huge fight with ex gf, class, like anything where I'm not doing anything with my hands or feet. Does this mean im retarded?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-27
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1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-27
Probably why he fell asleep
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-27
He was just trying to draw attention to the important growing issue of adolescences suffering from Sleep Deprivation. Truly a brave men who is fit to help lead the next generation into an unprecedented period of decadence and grace.
1 dontbanforusernames 2018-02-27
Kys
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-27
He is so brave, his bravery is that of multiple men.
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2018-02-27
No, this is Narcolepsy Awareness Month
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-02-27
It's is unironically a total non-issue. Deaths from school shootings are rarer than death from lightning strikes.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-02-27
You can't be this stupid unironically right?
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-02-27
I like how you don't have an argument.
1 OnionBits 2018-02-27
I mean /u/DoctorFahrenheit is statistically correct.
Actually I don't know that, but he might be right.
BAN LIGHTNING
1 wqwlad 2018-02-27
quick googling says there been 122 school shooting deaths since columbine and 40-50 lightning deaths annually, so yeah seems like it. doesnt make it an any less retarded talking point tho
1 GadolBoobies 2018-02-27
Kindly explain how the per population demographic isn't related to a call for gun bans over incidents that are exceedingly rare and gun-control would have not done anything to prevent.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-27
"kindly explain how [deliberately contorted rewording of initial claim with unsupported speculation tacked to the end] is wrong"
nah no thanks. i will explain that its retarded to compare a low but consistent statistic (like lightning deaths) to a high but extremely random one (like school shootings), because they are very different sorts of issues. if something happens very rarely, but when it does it's catastrophic, then even a slight statistical decrease in number of incidents will be dramatically beneficial, whereas something that happens regularly, but is not particularly dangerous (only 10% of lighting strikes are fatal, apparently), then a similar statistical decrease would have far less value. by the logic youre using, islamic terrorists are less of a danger to americans than furniture, which is a retarded claim. this is, of course, ignoring the more basic flaw which is that human beings control the distribution of arms, but have not yet become greek gods who control the fury of the skies.
to be clear, im not trying to advocate any particular policy position with this post, just explain that you are a retard and should kill yourself. youre welcome.
1 Redactor0 2018-02-27
I'm not following you here. Am I supposed to haul furniture in an unsafe manner and think to myself that it's safe because there's no Muslims around?
Thanks for the safety tips. I hope you've learned some here yourself.
1 wisty 2018-02-27
How many chairs are in America.
How many guns are in America.
How many islamic terrorists are in America.
Seems like it's not quite an apples to apples comparison.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-02-27
Who would've thought you wouldn't be able to establish gun crime as a serious issue per the population and firearm prevalence.
I am shocked.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-27
it's not that i "wasn't able to," it's that i didn't try, because that's not what we're discussing itt. i get that you wanted the conversation to be about that, because you thought you could "win" some sort of point on those terms, but unfortunately reality doesn't care about what you want.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-27
Fundamentally both issues are the same. They are very rare, but the fear generated ensure that people vote the correct party, and don't question stuff like mass surveillance.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-02-27
Ban lightning silencers.
1 OnionBits 2018-02-27
ONLY A GOOD GUY WITH LIGHTNING CAN STOP A BAD GUY WITH LIGHTNING
ARM OUR TEACHERS WITH LIGHTNING
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-02-27
I mean, why bother
1 darth_tiffany 2018-02-27
This man is 32 years old.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-27
wtf
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-27
Imagine being that insecure
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-27
He's the archetypal Alpha Male in the flesh. Many of Roasties got Toastie with him that night.
1 siskonaut 2018-02-27
This sounds like an ISAIP sketch where Mac and Dennis try to show off.
1 Mr_Americas 2018-02-27
The gang jumps some hurdles
1 rhiehn 2018-02-27
That's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-02-27
Yeah but did he win?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-27
T_d wasn’t around when that statistical analysis was undertaken but I’m sure if you were to replicate the study today t_d would make it to the top of the list along with MDE,CHAPO, SRS, CONSPIRACY, SOCIALISM, FULL COMMUNISM, ANARCHISM, SRD, DRAMA, CBTS, IGTHFT, CA etc etc
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-27
Given that the white house didn't deny it, probably.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-02-27
JUST
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-02-27
Hot take: who cares about a bunch of dead mayos
1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-02-27
They weren't mayos thought
JQ issue
1 broden 2018-02-27
LBGTJQ
Just Questioning
1 broden 2018-02-27
Lmayo!
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-27
Smh my head
1 MG87 2018-02-27
And yet you can be white and Cuban
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-27
Just like Argentinians, Cubans can’t be white and this is a fact.
Source: Am Cuban
1 MG87 2018-02-27
You ever notice how there is a hispanic-white and non-hispanic white option on most legal documents?
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-27
Yes, I was kidding on my part about the whole “can’t be white from x Hispanic country” thing.
1 broden 2018-02-27
Then why do people measure "non hispanic whites" when talking about mayocide?
1 DistortedLines 2018-02-27
Have you taken too many vaccines🤔
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
good
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-27
If the President died in the line of fire like he said he would, would it make you happy or sad that he died?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
as in going into the school?
sad, even if he actually stopped the guy and became a martyr and Republicans won every election from now until the end of time.
Not just because he'd be gone, but so would his hilarious personality and unparalleled ability to create drama.
...What the fuck answer were you expecting?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-02-27
The answer I was expecting was "anything" tbh.
Thanks for being the predictable bait-eating retard that botchlings was
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
u mad
1 OnionBits 2018-02-27
no u
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
your mom gay
1 ComedicSans 2018-02-27
I liked botchlings more. Boo.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
ban me faggot
1 ComedicSans 2018-02-27
And single out the retarded kid? That's mean.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-02-27
it's okay if a retarded mod does it
so you or /u/ed_butteredtoast or /u/hodorthedoorholder can have at it
1 MyNameIsTimBrady 2018-02-27
nigger
1 MG87 2018-02-27
Lol like that pussy could stop a school shooter
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-02-27
Honestly, considering that the last time we got meaningful gun control was after Reagan got shot...
1 rewind45 2018-02-27
How do you even make fun of this anymore? They are always two steps ahead in self parody, that's the real 45D mahjong.
1 broden 2018-02-27
Miller sleeping means he doesn't take kid death seriously. It's reached parody at this point.
Peach that 45
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-02-27
I don't know this guy: didn't some people call him Maurice while he spoke of the pompatus of love?
1 Higev 2018-02-27
Can you bloom him? School shootings are so common they’ve become passé.
1 hongda2018 2018-02-27
It's called Democrat fatigue. Re hashing the same gun control nagging for weeks.
1 backltrack 2018-02-27
Idk man, I've fallen asleep in terrible situations, not due to being bored or anything. These include: funeral of a loved one, during huge fight with ex gf, class, like anything where I'm not doing anything with my hands or feet. Does this mean im retarded?