posts like this do make you wonder how a 30-year-old story about “Drumpf” (as OP has affectionately dubbed him) stopping a guy armed with a baseball bat (by yelling and getting other people’s attention), supports their theory that at 71 he could take out an active gunman barehanded.
and as much as I’d like to ping people like /u/Dongbong5 and /u/JohnChrissy and ask them directly, there’s simply no time for these things. I’ve been inspired, and I’m off to begin my new night volunteer work, stopping crime in the streets of St. Louis with my bare hands.
Look, no one's ever gonna suck your dick you need to move on from this. There are other things to live for - blind sycophantic daddy worship and competitive cheeto eating seem up your alley
Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like promiscuity or gender bending—nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of adulterers, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "casual sex" trash.
In the meantime, you have Western society accepting whores, gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, topfreedom, prostitution, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.
Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.
Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله
and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Donald Trump The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Democrats would tell you. It’s a Republican legend. Donald Trump was a Dark President of the Republican Party, so tremendous and so wise he could use the executive branch to influence the taxpayers to create walls… He had such a knowledge of the conservative side that he could even keep the ones who supported him from fact-checking his statements. The right side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice shocked him for being gay. Ironic. He could save others from theocracy, but not himself.
Most philanthropic man of all time. He constantly did things like this for decades without seeking any recognition. And now he is continuing that through his presidency.
Literally scientific proof that Donald Trump radiates some sort of brain rotting rays through TV.
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1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
posts like this do make you wonder how a 30-year-old story about “Drumpf” (as OP has affectionately dubbed him) stopping a guy armed with a baseball bat (by yelling and getting other people’s attention), supports their theory that at 71 he could take out an active gunman barehanded.
and as much as I’d like to ping people like /u/Dongbong5 and /u/JohnChrissy and ask them directly, there’s simply no time for these things. I’ve been inspired, and I’m off to begin my new night volunteer work, stopping crime in the streets of St. Louis with my bare hands.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-27
He's had 30 years to perfect his crime fighting skills. May Allah take mercy on all criminals. Inshallah, brothers.
1 JohnChrissy 2018-02-27
Allah can suck my fucking cock
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-27
Inshallah.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-27
How he can suck when your cock is already fucking?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
Look, no one's ever gonna suck your dick you need to move on from this. There are other things to live for - blind sycophantic daddy worship and competitive cheeto eating seem up your alley
1 froibo 2018-02-27
That's Jesus's dad you are talking about.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-27
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Salam brother!
Your mother is a whore! You dirty western kafir pig.
السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-27
Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like promiscuity or gender bending—nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of adulterers, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "casual sex" trash.
In the meantime, you have Western society accepting whores, gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, topfreedom, prostitution, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.
Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.
Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله
and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!
1 Redactor0 2018-02-27
u/Kagato3 just one more real bad day? So it'll be somewhere around the 40th real bad day since taking office?
1 Kagato3 2018-02-27
One bad day, as in watching his parents being murdered on his way home from seeing Zorro at age 10.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
So youre a daddy dick sucker AND you like capeshit - I bet anyone in this sub 5 tendies you have a favorite anime and various opinions thereon 🤣😂
1 ahbslldud 2018-02-27
I bet he drives one of these
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-27
/u/KingoftheKarts
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Donald Trump The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Democrats would tell you. It’s a Republican legend. Donald Trump was a Dark President of the Republican Party, so tremendous and so wise he could use the executive branch to influence the taxpayers to create walls… He had such a knowledge of the conservative side that he could even keep the ones who supported him from fact-checking his statements. The right side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice shocked him for being gay. Ironic. He could save others from theocracy, but not himself.
1 kingofthekarts 2018-02-27
10/10 would anime
1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-27
Literally scientific proof that Donald Trump radiates some sort of brain rotting rays through TV.
1 kippot 2018-02-27
imagine being this far gone
1 kippot 2018-02-27
out of all the ridiculous shit that comes out of that guy this takes the cake
no fucking way in hell he would have done shit
1 seshfan 2018-02-27
[–]EmperorOfTheWestMAGA 1057 points 8 hours ago
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[–]Futuramawe 21 points 6 hours ago
Jesus christ.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
yo you gotta keep your callouts and your calls to violence separated
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
just a tip
1 seshfan 2018-02-27
good call
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
NOW you can say it