You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Ah, they didn't tag me to let me know they were quoting me. I need a warm blanket.

They're exhausting. Do they ever get sick of smelling their own shit? I feel like I'm on fucking trial over there, but less fun.

Jesus fuck. They don't even want an example; they just want to be unfunny cunts.

And look at the effort of this shit:

r/politics? Left? Did you grow up in Republican Nazi PinochetLand as the child of a John Birch Society pamphleteer and Phyllis Schafly? Do you refuse to use public roads because you haven't paid for them yourself? Do you huff burning rubber tires because you reject the Clean Air Act on principle?

Can them yesterday fam.

To be fair, your example is six years old.

cant tag people in srd because srd hates fun

It's p funny that srdines think this sub doesn't make fun of trump fans all the time

That ain't bias homie that's just common sense

Fear of mayo's is rational. We are very strong and smart.

Last time they said we were too mean to them for telling some to go choke on a fenty patch. Make up your minds!

To SRD anytime a sub isn't hatefucking Trump 24/7 it's a pro-Trump sub.

I think they genuinely don't understand that it's fun over here, and they're generally a bunch of fucking prudes.

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It just doesn't feel like they really enjoy the spectacle of drama on reddit anymore and are more interested in posting somewhere better than the drams tbh. It didn't used to be that way :(

Here's a good summation of why they're miserable cunts

While you've been participating in mindless drama I've been cultivating knowledge.

I studied the blade.

Should've just used it TBQH famalamalam.

It used to be about "popcorn" but who has time to eat it when you're morally crusading around reddit trying to police other subs?

SRD hasn't been good for like 5+ years they have no frame of reference for actual fun.

I would say that have sticks up their asses, but that would actually be a good time.

It's FUCKING FUN here, you fucking PRUDE. - you

SRD has this weird double standard where they try to accepting of the weirdest shit, e.g. poly, but are also incredibly judgemental towards lots of harmless stuff.

Watching your wife getting fucked by local firemen squad

Completely normal, nothing to worry about, carry on.

Watching an anime with a character younger than 18 which has a beach episode

Well that's just fucking sick, Mr. pedo.

That IS fucking sick, Mr. Pedo.

nah

yeah

why?

You're sexually attracted to children.

I'm not

Prove it

Everyone's a pedo until proven otherwise? That's not the right direction for the burden of proof.

That's what a pedo would say

Take a picture of a child with you with a flaccid dick will be enough proof.

Surething, pedo

wrong

wow a real life pedo in the wild!

not really though

You gotta learn to ignore these people. It's not even fun drama to watch you respond.

Sorry for the serious post!

I know and it's starting to annoy me as well.

Just ignore them, or do a one off and tell them that just because they like fucking their mom doesn't mean you are the same.

I'll just stick to ignoring them, even talking back is probably just going to encourage them.

See we make fun of everything but that doesn't matter you said tranny one time you're HARD ALT RIGHT. Political ideologues have their own sacred cows and no matter what if you so much as look at one poorly you're an automatic OTHER SIDE.

In October 2001, r/subredditdrama met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch",

I pictured this as part of a Dave Chapelle sketch.

Cool flair! 😊

Thx!

Nah it's me

lol yes

Keep yourself safe too buddy

Being a Man Utd customer in current year

Lmao

Moyes

Someone made a bot that digs through all a users post to get their dirty shit to use against them in arguments?

That's made for /r/drama bby.

And I'm immune, all my drama comments are stupid.

We're all immune from stupid because we're already infected with it.

No u

/u/morpen

MATE how do tag people that post bussy?

/u/morpen

I want to auto tag wypipo. Pls help.

Follow my instructions here and point it at subs that have a high population of whiny white people. /r/drama should be a good start

Look out whitey /u/morpen has hastened your death.

😎

in'shallah

Okej i got it to highlight gonewild users but the problem now there is a bunch of roasties in there?

u/Mysteriagant so I'm right-wing now? If I send Paul Ryan a bag of dicks to eat, am I right-wing if I didn't have Karl Marx in my heart when I sent it?

Aw you're too scared to leave your safe space

Actually I got banned for going to SRD and saying that I'm not right-wing, since you've got a rule against that. So... I guess I'm not the one who should have a red face right now?

Lol suuuure

Umm... yes. In an SRD thread about r/drama I very politely said that I believe r/drama tends more center-left. I was banned for "brigading from r/drama". I asked wtf was going on and the only response was being muted from modmail.

Which is the echo chamber chamber here? The sub where I was able this week to ask a Somali about his view on Ethiopia's role in role in his country's history, or the sub where I can't participate because I'm not exclusively devoted to it?

Whichever one u/mysteriagent likes better

Yea when r/drama bans you they will try and troll you (poorly but still) in order to post it up. SRD mods go full autistic and mute you emmedieately.

I feel sorry for you guys. You seem very insecure and desperate for attention

"I'm going to hop on their sub without being pinged, and tell them they're hungry for attention, lmao I'm a genius"

Thats weird why would you care about some alt right morons on the internet?

Oh yeah give it to me dad

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You didn't answer the question. This is important to know. I have a bag of dicks right here. I'm not sure I know what to do with them.

I really don't understand why you think this sub has a political identity, this is a place where retards from across the political spectrum come to make fun of retards from all across the political spectrum.

But yeah, it's a safe space for autists though

fake cummy get out 😡😡😡

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Not just the *political * spectrum

Everyone here's at the extreme end of the other two spectrums though.

Nah, it's all a clever ruse to lure you in to the sub so we can call you a retarded cunt.

Cute. Maintain safety fish-paste.

Everybody, please stop downvoting this lolcow.

I'd post in SRD but I got perma banned because a mod didn't agree with my upvoted post and went through my posting history.

It doesn't get more safespace than that.

That self awareness. Meanwhile you farm karma like it is your job pandering to circlejerks in SRD and BPT where you get banned for wrongthink.

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/u/canYouProveYouAre so you've finally been shadowbanned by the Admins for abusing the reddit API. Good riddance.

being this corny

Hey now. I'd go over and comment in SRD but you tankies go so butthurt and being called commies that I got banned, literally on my first day of posting.

T A N K I E F R A G I L I T Y

Can you imagine being in SRDs shoes and actually being jealous of this sub? Like Jesus Christ.

Stay vigilant folks. Truth is we're only one uptight anal step away from canning ourselves.

First some Trumptards say we became left-wing shit, then srd accuses us of being right-wing. So this is how you feel everyday, /u/spez 😕

Basically any time an ultra leftie with a lobotomy sees a normal person, they accuse them of being alt right. And any time a mentally retarded person from birth is made fun of for voting for Trump, they scream about the libtards.

It's not even a "hate sub mass tagger", it's a "everyone who isn't a pathetic loser like me mass tagger".

It should be renamed to "Customize your safe space tagger."

Wait, people actually care about being in one of those mass tagger lists?

Yeah I was wondering that too. Does it actually like, do anything?

No we just like making fun of people who create them. The creator literally tagged me for mocking him here. :)

/u/Username234983 I hope you're embarrassed over getting so thoroughly trounced by a limp commie

I brought an lolcow to drama for people to laugh at. Tankies dont like that. Lol