Golden retrievers are some of the most boring dogs out there. I'm not saying that they're ugly or that they're bad dogs, that's not true. But when you get a golden retriever, you're getting a lap dog who will automatically and unconditionally love you with pretty much no effort or upkeep on your part. They all look the same too.
There's so many more unique dogs out there. Border collies (in so many different colors and patterns!), German Shepherds without fucked up backs, huskies, Aussie shepherds, Dogs of Length, Borzoi, etc...
A lot of those dogs are ones where you really get what you put in, border collies especially. You treat them right, you go out there and exercise them, you show them love, they'll show off why they're the most intelligent dog breed and why they have the greatest capacity for bonding.
Firstly I know this is some pasta. Secondly fuck you. You nigger spick mick jew Nazi fag mayo how dare you include the majestic boxer in with a degenerate sub class of dogs like toys. Do the world a favor and end yourself you degenerate sub-human.
The best pig dog I ever owned was a "pit" (not a real breed) boxer wolfhound mix that fucker would not only have the boar down but dead and missing most of it's head before I could even get to it with a knife he was a champ. He was super useful unlike any toy dog.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-27
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1 alexj101 2018-02-27
Oh god
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
Paging u\aluzky
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-27
Learn2tag
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
Press F because he was suspended for fucking dogs
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-27
/u/PressFPayRespects where you at
1 shitpost953 2018-02-27
he got suspended for sperging out about white trash hash on /r/gifrecipes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/7d71gd/wetback_fish_tacos
https://i.imgur.com/mx4uWex.png
Press F
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
So wait, I need to press F for u/PressFPayRespect
2META4ME
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-02-27
Who, /u/Frostfedora?
1 trj820 2018-02-27
u/aluzky,thoughts?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-27
he's suspended
1 trj820 2018-02-27
He'll be back, with an army of alts.
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
Doubtful, we reported him to the Costa Rican authorities after they made dog rape illegal last year.
I suspect he'll be gone for a long time.
1 shallowm 2018-02-27
Did he post images or videos with his face in them?
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
Yep and someone (NOT ME) hacked his dog fucker match.com account
1 hobocactus 2018-02-27
post your fursuit snappy
1 80BAIT08 2018-02-27
You can tell there are no pitbulls around because the dig is relaxed and happy.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-02-27
https://i.redd.it/2jx0rekmi7f01.png
1 Voltar134 2018-02-27
Nigbulls is what they are now called learn up mayo.
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-02-27
AROUND PITS NEVER RELAX
1 C881 2018-02-27
https://i.redd.it/n9mbdu6guz301.jpg
1 IllAudience 2018-02-27
Mayo dog ew. This is very problematic.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-27
http://buzzsharer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/black-lab-puppy.jpg
Better.
1 ca2co3 2018-02-27
Absolutely disgusting. It has pale mayo skin beneath the black fur. It's just culturally appropriating.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-02-27
Golden retrievers are some of the most boring dogs out there. I'm not saying that they're ugly or that they're bad dogs, that's not true. But when you get a golden retriever, you're getting a lap dog who will automatically and unconditionally love you with pretty much no effort or upkeep on your part. They all look the same too.
There's so many more unique dogs out there. Border collies (in so many different colors and patterns!), German Shepherds without fucked up backs, huskies, Aussie shepherds, Dogs of Length, Borzoi, etc...
A lot of those dogs are ones where you really get what you put in, border collies especially. You treat them right, you go out there and exercise them, you show them love, they'll show off why they're the most intelligent dog breed and why they have the greatest capacity for bonding.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-27
Firstly I know this is some pasta. Secondly fuck you. You nigger spick mick jew Nazi fag mayo how dare you include the majestic boxer in with a degenerate sub class of dogs like toys. Do the world a favor and end yourself you degenerate sub-human.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-02-27
Did you run out of breath typing that as quickly as brachycephalic dogs do after catching one frisbee? 🤔
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-02-27
The best pig dog I ever owned was a "pit" (not a real breed) boxer wolfhound mix that fucker would not only have the boar down but dead and missing most of it's head before I could even get to it with a knife he was a champ. He was super useful unlike any toy dog.
1 AntiLuke 2018-02-27
More length pictures. God I love greyhounds.
1 ppporto 2018-02-27
are honestly the best dogs and this copypasta is 100% correct.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-27
This doggo sucks.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-27
☝️️☝️☝️
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-02-27
Wtf everyone involved in the comment chain should keep themselves safe
1 likearasputin 2018-02-27
And I used to like you Ed..No more 😤😤
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-27
lol
1 Matthew94 2018-02-27
lol
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-27
lol
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-27
You too
1 likearasputin 2018-02-27
😤😤😤😤
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-27
Any dog that's not a lab is useless tbqh
1 MG87 2018-02-27
That is the correct answer
1 im-a-koala 2018-02-27
shelties > labs
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-27
Doggo suck. Cats are much better.
1 RainbowSama 2018-02-27
ew
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-27
Relevant name xd 😂😂😂
1 NewJerseyFreakshow 2018-02-27
This dog is judging me. I can see it in his eyes.
1 EWDnutz 2018-02-27
All I see is a basic bitch.
1 Mexagon 2018-02-27
"Privileged" puppy, more like it.
1 TelegraphGreen 2018-02-27
What does this have to do with drama?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-27
What does this not have to do with drama?
1 wolfbetter 2018-02-27
I hate you glorious bastard
1 Username234983 2018-02-27
This is drama?
1 dmgll 2018-02-27
I bet he voted trump, the fucker
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
BRING BACK BIRDS
1 likearasputin 2018-02-27
Maybe later...it's hard to find unused cute birb post.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
We've never had a roadrunner, just sayin
1 likearasputin 2018-02-27
I can't find a worthy picture, those birds are ugly irl, sorry.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
I appreciate your efforts 😙
1 mikerhoa 2018-02-27
That dog sold me a roll of toilet paper once.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-27
in my day, that would have been a gif with for 30 seconds, then goatse
goddamn millennial faggots
1 BigPlenty354654 2018-02-27
test post
1 BigPlenty354654 2018-02-27
test post
1 OutsideProblemsdfsd 2018-02-27
Test post
1 FormerMolasses 2018-02-27
Test post