Woman is thrilled that she can finally drink scotch

3  2018-02-27 by [deleted]

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But I'm not called jack so can't drink his whiskey and I'm not a grouse so can't drink famous grouse

...so stupid.

If you’re grousing as you drink it, I think that’d be fine.

Highland Park > Johnie Walker

Johnnie Walker might be the most overrated scotch on Planet Earth

I'd take Highland Park any day

Dewars > JW

Never had one, will try out, thanks

For a cheap blended scotch it's actually pretty good. Splash of soda(water) and its 👌🏻

If it's not a single malt, it's not a scotch worth drinking.

Some people mix drinks, so a blend is a better choice. I don’t understand it myself, but there you go.

And I unironically enjoy Teacher’s Highland Cream - drinkable and pretty inexpensive.

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