I've already started doing that (in my mid-40s). Amazing what claiming phantom pain can get you out of, must be why so many people bitch on the internet.
It's crazy how much the internet has changed since the early 10's. Like 5 years ago it would have been inconceivable for a group like CBTS to exist imo
I'm not a witch, first off. What I'm saying is, there really are witches and they are as serious in their quest as praying Christians in theirs. There really is a battle of "good vs evil" going on in this world. They exposed themselves.
I bet the cast of that old movie "Witches of Eastwick" were laughing at us people who thought it was just made up entertainment, when they actually believed that crap.
this is like a parody i would write, except more obvious
some friends of mine once met a witch in the middle of the woods while drunk off their asses at like 9am, and she gave them a business card advertising escort services and her deviantart page. we did some digging online later and found a college paper shed posted (for god knows what reason) that is some of the worst writing ive ever seen. my point is that this particular schizoid delusion the qposters have manifested, that all these rich, powerful women are "witches," is especially absurd, because real witches are fucking losers
If you didn't take her up on the escort services, how could you even know how powerful she was? Fucking well is a lot more complicated than writing well.
truer words were never uttered, mi friendo. probably why you find them camped out behind the Renaissance Faire smoking meth and spreading veneral diseases like it's going out of style.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-27
This, but unironically.
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1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-27
HEY-OOOOO
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-27
it's just decrepit old fucks over there
they're like Ken M, but without the talent
like Revolutionaries, but little faggots
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-27
If I live long enough to become senile I hope that I'm this entertaining.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-27
I'm definitely going to fake it if I'm not. Buckle up, future grandkids
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-27
I've already started doing that (in my mid-40s). Amazing what claiming phantom pain can get you out of, must be why so many people bitch on the internet.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-27
ONE PART BREAST MILK ONE PART SPERM MILK DRINK ON EARTHQUAKE NIGHTS
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-02-27
What will that do? Get more votes or make you more likeable?
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-02-27
It's crazy how much the internet has changed since the early 10's. Like 5 years ago it would have been inconceivable for a group like CBTS to exist imo
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-02-27
I'm not even sure of what you're trying to say here, but I'm damned sure its wrong.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-27
Give him a break he's new to all this internet stuff. Daniel Tiger never prepared him for the real world.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-02-27
Better Daniel Tiger than Caillou, that whiny, Canadian little shit.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-27
Ha! It's funny how people either love or hate Caillou, there is no in-between.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-02-27
They forgot Stevie Nicks
1 Stuntman119 2018-02-27
/u/PoogieChase If you really believe these people are real witches then you're just as retarded as they are.
1 PoogieChase 2018-02-27
If you really believe they are not, then, sorry for you....
1 rhiehn 2018-02-27
What is the benefit of being a witch? Got any advice on how I can get started? Witchcraft seems like an interesting career.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-27
you can rely on cantrips and magicakal herbs to cure your cancer.
really saves your family a lot in terms of long-term care. not so much with funeral expenses.
1 PoogieChase 2018-02-27
I'm not a witch, first off. What I'm saying is, there really are witches and they are as serious in their quest as praying Christians in theirs. There really is a battle of "good vs evil" going on in this world. They exposed themselves.
1 oshnyve 2018-02-27
were they always quite this nutty? I don't remember them being at the level of literally witch-hunting even like a month ago
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-27
Can't even sing Americana without being a witch anymore SMH.
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
wtf is americana
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-27
Singing pop as though you're living in the mid-west in the 1950s.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-27
jfc educate yourself
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-27
[–]prettyold 2 points 7 hours ago
this is like a parody i would write, except more obvious
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-27
some friends of mine once met a witch in the middle of the woods while drunk off their asses at like 9am, and she gave them a business card advertising escort services and her deviantart page. we did some digging online later and found a college paper shed posted (for god knows what reason) that is some of the worst writing ive ever seen. my point is that this particular schizoid delusion the qposters have manifested, that all these rich, powerful women are "witches," is especially absurd, because real witches are fucking losers
1 preserved_fish 2018-02-27
If you didn't take her up on the escort services, how could you even know how powerful she was? Fucking well is a lot more complicated than writing well.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-27
truer words were never uttered, mi friendo. probably why you find them camped out behind the Renaissance Faire smoking meth and spreading veneral diseases like it's going out of style.
1 EddingtonDidNothingW 2018-02-27
https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7874103/lana-del-rey-witchcraft-trump /u/icefourthirtythree apologize
1 its_never_lupus 2018-02-27
America needs it's witches now more than ever.