I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Pretty sure that's a goose and you'd have noticed that if you actually gave a shit about anything. Sorry, but callous and uncaring aren't your colors this season. Just saying.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-28
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-28
Trigger warning next time pls 😢
1 Shoplifter666 2018-02-28
What happened
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-28
Birb is sad
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-28
oh no
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-28
ðŸ˜
1 PURINBOYS2002 2018-02-28
F
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-28
That's a cute ass duck 🦆
1 Redactor0 2018-02-28
Pretty sure that's a goose and you'd have noticed that if you actually gave a shit about anything. Sorry, but callous and uncaring aren't your colors this season. Just saying.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-28
Jesus Christ
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-02-28
That’s an American pekin you racist
1 broden 2018-02-28
Silly goose, GET OVER YOURSELF
FUCKING SORT IT
1 likearasputin 2018-02-28
Awww. Sad birby birb.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-02-28
I wonder if they sexed it, considering they didn't call the poor thing Cameron or something
Could explain a lot
1 ashent2 2018-02-28
not even a real bird