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Taake is garbage norsescore music for plebs.

Aren't they also unironically neo-nazis?

I have no idea but I don't think so. They're on the edgelord tier, one below unironic neo Nazi bands like Goatmoon, Absurd, M8l8th, etc.

Success in the metal community is 100% dependent on being as edgy as possible. Yeah, some nerds pretend it's about "musical chops", but they hide those chops under horrendous tonalities and god bless them for it because there isn't a single metal band in the world who can write a decent lyric.

Iron Maiden doesn't count, because they're pop with metal characteristics.

Who made this copypasta?

Also, show me when Judas Priest were super edgy?

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Again, who made this copypasta?

The only people buying metal today are the scrapyards.

You really are retarded, aren't you?

I don't give money to people for vomiting on microphones, no.

And what music do you listen?

I'm pretty broad in my pickings, but just about anything that doesn't rely on pubescent angst or whores to mask a lack of talent and inspiration. I've been on a pretty big bluegrass and delta blues kick lately though.

Bluegrass = music...yeah ok.

Lol. You live in glass houses mr. gatekeeper.

Even hair metal is better than bluegrass

Bluegrass fans who have shot up their schools: 0

Metal fans who have shot up their schools: ??????

Well my friend, mostly only americans shoot up their schools, maybe that's a problem with your country and it' youth.

Bluegrass fans are either pretentious hipsters or alcoholic wife-beating, trump voters.

Bluegrass fans are either pretentious hipsters or alcoholic wife-beating, trump voters.

I can honestly say I'd rather be a pretentious hipster than a fat, pasty metalhead.

So you're either Mark - the male feminist or Hillbilly Jim?..I don't think that with those choices you have a right to critique anyone.

I'm sorry, but you're not really making sense at this point. Have you considered screaming into a mic'd up water bucket while punching an out of tune guitar?

Ok mister. And for you I give this advice - lay low for now, drink a little less. # Metoo is still rampant. 😉

Is there a problem with rape in the bluegrass community?

Because I could show you quite a few instances of rape in the metal community.

You sound like a true metal fan, being this edgy.

Anyone that says "Oh I listen to everything" when asked what music they listen to is 90% of the time a tasteless person who listens to whatever comes on the radio.

"Just about anything" is not "everything".

It's a subtle distinction that could trip up even the most astute of plebs such as yourself.

It basically means the same thing you retard, lol.

I'm sorry, I thought you were using the words correctly.

Anyway, nice chat, good day, and don't forget to

Kiss

Your

Sister

Only Taylor Swift

Whose bitch dis is?

iron maiden is pop lol. great bait.

All I know is if they're a metal band they're either anarchists or nazis so

Oi Chesney, you're a metal nerd pls recommend me some music I've been listening to the same dozen albums for like 10 years

What bands do you like?

Metallica and avenged sevenfold are usually what I listen to, kinda prefer the older thrashier stuff but I like pretty much all their albums

Just a few off the top of my head:

Exodus - Bonded By Blood

Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? (you'll probably like most of Megadeth's albums but this is their best)

Holy Terror - Mind Wars

Sodom - Agent Orange

Metal Church - Metal Church

Cheers guvnah, I'll give them a listen.

Pretty sure I liked the megadeth I've heard

War and Pieces and Agent Orange are some of the most epic albums done by Sodom.

I recommend DZ deathrays' bad influence & Polyanna, and Muse's New Born, Psycho, and Hysteria. Megadeth you just have to figure out your own favs I guess. Also listen to Dillinger Escape Plan.

And stop listening to avenged sevenfold, you teenage emo girl.. 😘

Thanks Chadriq 😚 I love Muse too, I'm gonna save the rest on spotify

And stop listening to avenged sevenfold, you teenage emo girl.. 😘

NEVER. I started listening to them when I was 16 and started lifting seriously, broke a few PRs etc. They forever hold a special place in my angsty teenage heart

Well i didn't expect people from metal subreddit to support antifa of all people.

/r/metal is shit though

Full of literal wastemen who get off on acting superior about listening to the CVLTEST SHIT

I fucking love metal but a lot of the people in there are definitely the kind of weirdo who come over to you at a festival out of nowhere to tell you why the band playing on the stage are shit, and that you should totally listen instead to some obscure shit doom metal that sounds like it was recorded on a sandpaper record

And then they offer you some weird drug but they're not a dealer or anything

You're describing all music subs, just replace metal with whatever genre it is

Full of literal wastemen who get off on acting superior about listening to the CVLTEST SHIT

Like the kvlt band "In Flames" sitting at 96% upvoted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/7zvxtb/in_flames_moonshield/

You are probably one of the people who literally never visit the sub but act like everyone there is an elitits because the sub has a list of banned bands.

You probably never even visit the sub

Correct

but act like everyone there is an elitits because the sub has a list of banned bands

No I act like that 'cause it's true

to stop mongs from spamming the same bands ever da

I don't listen to any of the bands on that list

i bet you just went in there talking about how cool slipknot is and you're butthurt that they kicked you out because of your shitty normie taste in metal.

Fuck off cunt, nice way of proving my point dipshit lol

Also Skipknot are shit and barely even metal but they're still better than listening to some edgelord Norwegian black metal band playing the same 4 note for 10 minutes and grunting some shit about Satan while the drummer shows how good he is at blast beats and a 4:4 beat

lol butthurt normie is mad he has awful taste in metal.

Well i didn't expect people from metal subreddit to support antifa of all people

The level of soy in that forum was surprising.

Metal is the anime of music

Imagine being so afraid of 120lb. manlets with bad haircuts and Home Depot pepper spray that it makes you cancel a whole tour.