This is r/Drama, please don't be wholesome. /u/likearasputin, /u/nameuser4321 told me he fucked your dad and made your mom watch from the corner in your own bedroom.
They're so freaking fascinating. Super intelligent, change their colour to charm their prey, some wrestle with wales. Seriously some of my favourite animals.
The reason I unsubscribed from /r/aww was mainly the retards posting shit like "hooman" in their post titles, and all the people in the comments who would cry "animal abuse" if someone actually did something with their pet other than sitting there watching it breathe.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-28
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1 froibo 2018-02-28
🐙
1 zwiebelhans 2018-02-28
You are now no longer in possession of a top comment without reply.
1 SignificantStar 2018-02-28
👌🏿
1 The_Rachel 2018-02-28
Octopodes are heckin' cute!😍😍
1 zwiebelhans 2018-02-28
We don’t talk like that here.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-28
It seems that I have a rival...
Whatever, just wait.
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
You literally just started copying me
1 likearasputin 2018-02-28
You posted birb posts, I posted like 2 posts with dogs...chill dude, I was kidding😉
M'sensei " tips fedora"
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
Forgiven
1 likearasputin 2018-02-28
☺🤗😉
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-28
This is r/Drama, please don't be wholesome. /u/likearasputin, /u/nameuser4321 told me he fucked your dad and made your mom watch from the corner in your own bedroom.
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
Fake news
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-02-28
Shit taste fam.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-28
I'm ok with cephalopods replacing birds
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-28
Please call them by a more r/Drama friendly name, octobuses. Thanks
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-28
Octobi
1 nmx179 2018-02-28
Octobussy is best bussy
1 ChlorineTrifluoride 2018-02-28
They're so freaking fascinating. Super intelligent, change their colour to charm their prey, some wrestle with wales. Seriously some of my favourite animals.
You might enjoy this awesome Jacques Cousteau documentary: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13s69t
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-28
Thank you, I will watch that. They're one of my favorites too - did you see this gif from yesterday: https://i.imgur.com/17kwhW2.gifv
LOVE IT
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-28
yeah until squidward over there eats your hand
1 Potatoe_away 2018-02-28
Octo-boops.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-02-28
Octopus camo is terrifying in how good it is.
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-02-28
I'd place my bet on Wales but they might Welsh on it
1 nanonan 2018-02-28
Not to mention really tasty.
1 Stuntman119 2018-02-28
Shit octopus
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-02-28
Your mom's a shit octopus.
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
Bish pls
1 LemonScore 2018-02-28
I remember collecting those in A Link Between Worlds.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-02-28
baby cthulhu is my waifu
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
I legit thought it was gonna be an octopus causing drama
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
Do you really think that I'll ever post drama on /r/drama?
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
Do you really think I won't ban you? 😋
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
No more duck stories 😣
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
Duck stories are your only hope. 🦆
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
🐣🐤🐥
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-28
Those are chickens
1 nameuser4321 2018-02-28
I tried 😥😥😥😥
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-28
What is the point of these posts?
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-28
You just created the drama, congrats.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-28
Eh, we'll see.
Either way, I come to this subreddit to see drama, not le ebin cute animal pictures XD. I unsubscribed from /r/aww for a reason.
1 wwaalleess 2018-02-28
Because you're a cold-hearted monster?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-28
No, because it's boring.
The reason I unsubscribed from /r/aww was mainly the retards posting shit like "hooman" in their post titles, and all the people in the comments who would cry "animal abuse" if someone actually did something with their pet other than sitting there watching it breathe.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-02-28
Awww, isn't this hooman so cute when they're angry!😍 Be careful, don't get too close to it.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-28
No, no, you have to say it as if it's from the perspective of a dog, or a cat, or something.
1 ruddgullitonashed 2018-02-28
Doggo
1 zwiebelhans 2018-02-28
Words of hate !
1 ruddgullitonashed 2018-02-28
Pupper
1 CC3940A61E 2018-02-28
how deadly is it?
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-28
14/88
1 grungebot5000 2018-02-28
he looks like a plastic toy
1 NasenSpray 2018-02-28
This is either a plastic toy or a dead cripple.
1 sarahxstrange 2018-02-28
Its so cute it doesnt even look real!😂💖
1 TheNerdyBoy 2018-02-28
The plural of "octopus" is "octopodes." Fite me.