When given the options:
1. My problems have proven solutions and the only obstacle is my own laziness
2. Basic thermodynamics don't apply to me, medical consensus of what causes certain health problems is a global conspiracy, and I am being discriminated against because of it
The thing is these lardass idiots don't care. I'm speaking as a dude who was 320-330lbs. You get addicted to food, you become lathargic and seek out excuses of any and all forms just to satisfy cravings and back your reasoning and logic. It isn't that they think people are out to get them 90% of the time or that they are admittedly lazy, it's because they just see nothing wrong with themselves, it's other people's fault.
"If my girlfriend doesn't eat, it'll go to waste"
"I shouldn't be rude, mom made a big meal"
"I'm a big guy. I gotta eat a lot to get full."
These dumbasses don't acknowledge their killing themseves because they only see their perspective.
Am fatass (6'5 and 290lbs) on a diet. Cannot agree more.
There is absolutely nothing healthy about being overweight. It doesn't matter. You are putting your own life on the line for fucking junk food. It's not worth it. Human beings, not even tall men such as myself, are not designed to be morbidly obesed by evolution and human nature.
Getting offended by scientifically proven medical facts is the definition of being fucking retarded.
And you can absolutely go away in terms of trying to excuse it. Society viewing fatness as a negative thing is a thing that kills more than the cancer that you MIGHT get due to MAYBE something to do with you POSSIBLY weighing MORE than a CERTAIN weight POSSIBLY MAYBE.
It always amazes me how such lethargic specimens can suddenly become amazing mental gymnasts
Wow, they didn't even include all the deaths from society shaming fat people despite them being a heavy majority in the Western world now! This is proof that fat people are the most oppressed.
erehmm. fetuses nerological capacity is literally so undeveloped that they count as brain dead, and as far as i know, its pretty optional to keep brain dead people ”alive” or not. chill out also. people disagree and thats fine
I wasn’t rude. You said abortion is okay because they’re technically brain dead. Then it’s okay to kill you because you’re also technically brain dead. So why don’t you stop keeping yourself “alive”.
can you mention even one argument valid or not that youve posted so far that isnt opinion based and insult my intelligence? xD and also preferably on when you dont lay down and scream MURDER!!1!1!
Being obese kills your joints, makes it more likely for you to develop diabetes, and gives you a fatty liver. It's fucking awful, these people are killing themselves and they support others who kill themselves as well and want their voluntary suicide to be recognised as a healthy lifestyle.
i learned in anatomy classes that being overweight just fills your body with inflammation. fat cells pump out inflammatory chemicals, i don't know why or what purpose that serves, but really super overweight people are just riddled with inflammation and it probably makes them prone to various conditions, including cancer.
it's really not good to even be slightly overweight if you remotely give two fucks about your health.
how about lose weight instead of scranning huler hoops all day then
I can't tell if this is old person on social media language or UK language. Is there a person from the UK around to help me out? Should I ping someone from CBTS Stream to start from the other end?
Huler Hoop is just because the guy in the tweet can't spell Hula Hoops. There a specific kind of snack and they're quite good. Salty as all fuck though.
Scran is a northern English, Irish and Scottish word that just means food or to eat. When it's used as a verb like this, the implication is usually of someone shovelling food into their fat fucking gob. So it fits really nicely with who they were replying to.
Hula Hoops are a snack food made out of potatoes that are sold in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland as well as South Africa, in the shape of short, hollow cylinders. They were first introduced in 1973. Hula Hoops come in several flavours. They are produced by parent company KP Snacks.
This is extremely well substantiated research. Inflammation promotes a tumor microenvironment that allows cancer to grow. Obesity causes this kind of inflammation and is a huge risk factor for cancer. It's not mean, it's science.
You guys, I can't make fun of this shit. I got over an upper respiratory infection, and developed some crap called subacute thyroiditis. I have a muh condishun. I'm slowly going to become a ham planet. My BMI is going from a 17.6 to 71.6. Help!!!
Don't worry, BMI has been debunked DECADES ago, and it's not a valid way of measuring anything. Did you know bodybuilders are obese according to their BMI? Building your body with the nutrients it craves is essentially the same as that manifestation of toxic masculinity, so the same applies to you. Besides, we have to look at the assumptions. You can't tell someon's lifestyle or health by looking at them. There's such a health focus in our country that I call it Healthism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be healthy.
”Brain death is the complete loss of brain function (including involuntary activity necessary to sustain life). It differs from persistent vegetative state, in which the person is alive and some autonomic functions remain.” so per definition since im typing this i cannot be brain dead. isnt it interesting how you havent even written a single argument so far and merely keep insulting my intelligence?
This hambeast is writing a book about how it's OK to be fat, so no surprise that she'd be wrecking the reee-ometer when a medical charity look like poisoning the well for her. https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/969177714530930688
81 comments
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-02-28
The ability for fat people to accept obesity as healthy just boggles my mind.
If you are wheezing trying to hamplanet your way up the stairs, maybe it’s time to cut back on the Cheetos.
1 Myrsephone 2018-02-28
When given the options:
1. My problems have proven solutions and the only obstacle is my own laziness
2. Basic thermodynamics don't apply to me, medical consensus of what causes certain health problems is a global conspiracy, and I am being discriminated against because of it
It's an easy choice, really.
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-02-28
Obese dude here.
The thing is these lardass idiots don't care. I'm speaking as a dude who was 320-330lbs. You get addicted to food, you become lathargic and seek out excuses of any and all forms just to satisfy cravings and back your reasoning and logic. It isn't that they think people are out to get them 90% of the time or that they are admittedly lazy, it's because they just see nothing wrong with themselves, it's other people's fault.
"If my girlfriend doesn't eat, it'll go to waste" "I shouldn't be rude, mom made a big meal" "I'm a big guy. I gotta eat a lot to get full."
These dumbasses don't acknowledge their killing themseves because they only see their perspective.
1 hellohello1992 2018-02-28
for you
1 big_guyforu 2018-02-28
uuuu
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-02-28
Am fatass (6'5 and 290lbs) on a diet. Cannot agree more.
There is absolutely nothing healthy about being overweight. It doesn't matter. You are putting your own life on the line for fucking junk food. It's not worth it. Human beings, not even tall men such as myself, are not designed to be morbidly obesed by evolution and human nature.
Getting offended by scientifically proven medical facts is the definition of being fucking retarded.
1 77pollu 2018-02-28
Good luck my guy.
1 snallygaster 2018-02-28
You should know by now that cognitive dissonance is a very powerful force.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-28
It is drug addiction plain and simple for obese. It is same behavior.
Absolutely disgusting.
1 high_side 2018-02-28
Well you should know it and you should not know it.
1 Dukkerz 2018-02-28
Let's be real, 99.9% of fat people are under no illusion that it's healthy, many of them probably don't know how unhealthy it is though.
1 incineratechicken 2018-02-28
It always amazes me how such lethargic specimens can suddenly become amazing mental gymnasts
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-02-28
I give the gymnast a solid 10.
1 bjt23 2018-02-28
Ahh yes, I remember the great weight purge. Terrible tragedy. Except wait no that never happened.
Let's see what actually kills people: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/leading-causes-of-death.htm
It just makes me so angry how bigoted the CDC is.
1 Fletch71011 2018-02-28
Wow, they didn't even include all the deaths from society shaming fat people despite them being a heavy majority in the Western world now! This is proof that fat people are the most oppressed.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
Umm, you’re missing abortion on that list. It’s the number one cause of death.
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
that doesnt really count
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
Really? If it’s not a cause of death, your mom should get a post natal abortion.
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
erehmm. fetuses nerological capacity is literally so undeveloped that they count as brain dead, and as far as i know, its pretty optional to keep brain dead people ”alive” or not. chill out also. people disagree and thats fine
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
So it’s okay to kill people that are “brain dead”, like yourself?
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-28
yes
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
dont be rude, post some valid arguments and ill listen to you
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
I wasn’t rude. You said abortion is okay because they’re technically brain dead. Then it’s okay to kill you because you’re also technically brain dead. So why don’t you stop keeping yourself “alive”.
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
we’ve already established the definition of being brain dead... its interesting how you hystericall pro-lifers never seem to make any valid arguments
1 flooptrooper 2018-02-28
you're the one without valid arguments, retard
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
can you mention even one argument valid or not that youve posted so far that isnt opinion based and insult my intelligence? xD and also preferably on when you dont lay down and scream MURDER!!1!1!
1 flooptrooper 2018-02-28
sdfu
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
dont start arguments you cant finish boo
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-28
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
You are the definition of brain dead.
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
who said i was a guy ;)
1 Average2520 2018-02-28
Definitely you.
1 Alimentas 2018-02-28
Yes, I say we should kill both of you retards.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-28
smh step it up you emo faggots
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-02-28
What really is a shame is that people believe that vaccines cause autism when /r/Drama is the real cause.
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-02-28
They don't waste energy by moving around, obviously
1 high_side 2018-02-28
... he says as he posts in a sub that is actual cancer.
1 sevgee 2018-02-28
I'd rather have cancer than be a hamplanet tbqh
1 Awayfone 2018-02-28
Any sane person would
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-02-28
i don't think there is a more delusional demographic then fat women
1 keepittropical 2018-02-28
Its a toss up with trannies. Fat trannies being the most delusional.
1 NotUPromeleeplayer 2018-02-28
Is cancer even the main issue?
Being obese kills your joints, makes it more likely for you to develop diabetes, and gives you a fatty liver. It's fucking awful, these people are killing themselves and they support others who kill themselves as well and want their voluntary suicide to be recognised as a healthy lifestyle.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-28
i learned in anatomy classes that being overweight just fills your body with inflammation. fat cells pump out inflammatory chemicals, i don't know why or what purpose that serves, but really super overweight people are just riddled with inflammation and it probably makes them prone to various conditions, including cancer.
it's really not good to even be slightly overweight if you remotely give two fucks about your health.
1 ArchHermit 2018-02-28
It is for Cancer Research UK.
1 marmott-e 2018-02-28
That's disgusting, and I'm not talking about the campaign...
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-02-28
feast your eyes
1 Awayfone 2018-02-28
Is she blind from the diabeetus?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-02-28
These are the type of lolcows I come here for.
1 no_maps_no_plans 2018-02-28
i went from cheese burgers and pepsi to brown rice and kale and i cant stop vomiting blood
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-28
Rest in Pizza
1 choriposting 2018-02-28
Watch out tho, kale is the first step to soyboyhood
1 no_maps_no_plans 2018-02-28
its awesome! my nipples are very puffy and sensitive and my penis doesn't really get hard anymore.
im transitioning without using faggot pills.
1 IDisagreeHere 2018-02-28
Oh this is golden. Hamplanet is too fucking lazy to even start a petition, the laziest form of activism. Needs someone else to do it first.
A+++ drama. Am wondering if troll.
1 Sober_Sloth 2018-02-28
She can tweet though. He fingers are very dexterous.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
She obviously has a dialing wand. She’s not capable of hitting one key at a time.
1 lickedTators 2018-02-28
I can't tell if this is old person on social media language or UK language. Is there a person from the UK around to help me out? Should I ping someone from CBTS Stream to start from the other end?
1 AWinterschill 2018-02-28
Pure UK.
Here let me translate for you:
"Why not lose some weight instead spending all day forcing potato snacks down your throat."
Hope that clears it up for you.
1 lickedTators 2018-02-28
Cheers, mate!
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-02-28
Is a “huler hoop” a specific kind of potato snack? Also where does the word “scranning” come from?
1 AWinterschill 2018-02-28
Huler Hoop is just because the guy in the tweet can't spell Hula Hoops. There a specific kind of snack and they're quite good. Salty as all fuck though.
Scran is a northern English, Irish and Scottish word that just means food or to eat. When it's used as a verb like this, the implication is usually of someone shovelling food into their fat fucking gob. So it fits really nicely with who they were replying to.
1 WikiTextBot 2018-02-28
Hula Hoops
Hula Hoops are a snack food made out of potatoes that are sold in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland as well as South Africa, in the shape of short, hollow cylinders. They were first introduced in 1973. Hula Hoops come in several flavours. They are produced by parent company KP Snacks.
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1 clamdigger90 2018-02-28
Thanks when I read that I thought it was an old senile American and not just a normal Brit.
1 Thhueros 2018-02-28
Gas all white "comedians"
1 Odemdemz98 2018-02-28
lmao. Barry Stanton got in there the absolute kad.
1 K-town- 2018-02-28
Mansplain harder shitlord
1 high_side 2018-02-28
By oppressing her with his male science he's contributing to the hostile environment womyn face in STEM.
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-02-28
Because of this I'm going to have to skip work for the next 4 weeks
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-02-28
You guys, I can't make fun of this shit. I got over an upper respiratory infection, and developed some crap called subacute thyroiditis. I have a muh condishun. I'm slowly going to become a ham planet. My BMI is going from a 17.6 to 71.6. Help!!!
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-02-28
Don't worry, BMI has been debunked DECADES ago, and it's not a valid way of measuring anything. Did you know bodybuilders are obese according to their BMI? Building your body with the nutrients it craves is essentially the same as that manifestation of toxic masculinity, so the same applies to you. Besides, we have to look at the assumptions. You can't tell someon's lifestyle or health by looking at them. There's such a health focus in our country that I call it Healthism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be healthy.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-02-28
Is this ok? This is not ok! How is this ok? Not ok! OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK......
Learn to speak like an adult, you filthy Millennial.
1 high_side 2018-02-28
Hey useless mods, maybe if you weren't so lazy you'd invent a way for us to ping Twitter users. Domestic lolcows taste bland tbh.
1 karringjavel 2018-02-28
”Brain death is the complete loss of brain function (including involuntary activity necessary to sustain life). It differs from persistent vegetative state, in which the person is alive and some autonomic functions remain.” so per definition since im typing this i cannot be brain dead. isnt it interesting how you havent even written a single argument so far and merely keep insulting my intelligence?
1 sevgee 2018-02-28
How could you say no to such fine bussy
1 Cauchemar89 2018-02-28
Why is that all self-proclaimed """comedians""" are the whiniest cunts of them all?
1 mandathor 2018-02-28
wiki says shes a comedian. is she just roleplaying sjw for attention?
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-02-28
cuntsplaining
1 Clopernicus 2018-02-28
O... Obussey?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-28
I miss FPH, but this legit charity putting up billboard that triggers fatties from miles away makes up for it.
1 its_never_lupus 2018-02-28
Fatness is a mental as well as a physical disorder.
1 PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2018-02-28
All you fukks are too lazy to link one of her stand-ups.
Who the fukk says women aren't funny?!
1 Awayfone 2018-02-28
People who watch that link.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-28
This hambeast is writing a book about how it's OK to be fat, so no surprise that she'd be wrecking the reee-ometer when a medical charity look like poisoning the well for her. https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/969177714530930688