Chicago bagels are just bread with bullet holes shot in them

u/HodorTheDoorHolder -- of interest

Lol

What’s a Chicago bagel? Is it a 18- inch bagel filled with 5 pounds of mozzarella and sausage?

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

What’s long, dark, and filled with semen?

Barack Obama's face on that painting?

The titanic?

Honestly, what rock would you have to be living under that you wouldn’t know this?

I didn't know. I found it mildly interesting.

The bagel place by my house sells a bagel with schmear I mean that's 200% Yiddish

I get my bagels from Panera. Confirmed for normie.

Non Jew (((bagels))) are simply boiled bread

(((CHOSEN BREAD)))