So my Dad recently did the whole 23&me thing and found out he has Viking blood. He was making a stupid, sexist joke over WhatsApp about taking a boat trip with all our wives chained up in the boat. I floated a strong warning that the implication of wanting to chain up my African-American wife in the hold of a ship is offensive, he replied with a picture of fuzzy handcuffs.
I like this guy’s dad. Sounds like someone to have a beer with.
u/The_Alchemyst you obviously have psychosexual issues relating to your father and/or your closeted gayness. White men marry black women because they're the only women that are bigger and stronger than them and make them feel like the twink they always wanted to be.
Your dad was making a joke about Vikings' treatment of women. Not the African slave trade. Not everything that ever happens in your life involves racism. If you realize this you and your wife will have a much happier life.
I mean...you do get the irony of you, a white man, saying that the term "color brave", a term coined by a black woman, is a "bad term" for people of color and their allies to categorize talking openly and honestly about race, right?
17 comments
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-01
I like this guy’s dad. Sounds like someone to have a beer with.
1 92nd 2018-03-01
Writes out “African-American”. Makes sure to capitalize both As and includes a hyphen. This guy has issues
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-03-01
Black isn't a color.
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-01
Blacked Attorneys of America BTFO’d!
1 newfagalt 2018-03-01
u/The_Alchemyst you obviously have psychosexual issues relating to your father and/or your closeted gayness. White men marry black women because they're the only women that are bigger and stronger than them and make them feel like the twink they always wanted to be.
1 T_roony 2018-03-01
I’m black, 5’1 and like 110 lbs. I’m not stronger than any dude...like ever lmao
1 feeepo 2018-03-01
Imagine being so unappealing that the only "woman" you can marry is a nigger.
1 moudougou 2018-03-01
shut up feeepo
1 Sophistrycated 2018-03-01
Imagine being actively downvoted on r/drama because no one appreciates a good retard anymore.
1 T_roony 2018-03-01
I don’t get the thing about saying black women aren’t women. Do they not hav tits and a vagina? So confused
1 The_Alchemyst 2018-03-01
OH good, a boost in toxicity, I really won reddit today
1 InsaneHuckleberry 2018-03-01
Be honest.
How much soy is in your diet?
1 ruddgullitonashed 2018-03-01
You've got a bussy. It'd be rude not to post it.
1 ffbtaw 2018-03-01
Where does your dad live? I want to buy him a beer.
Are you sure you weren't adopted?
1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-03-01
Your dad was making a joke about Vikings' treatment of women. Not the African slave trade. Not everything that ever happens in your life involves racism. If you realize this you and your wife will have a much happier life.
1 Yiin 2018-03-01
Please repond to /u/AsianGinger
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-01
⬇⬇⬇ SUCK IT DOWN ⬇⬇⬇
1 rewind45 2018-03-01
Am i color brave?
1 homosexextra 2018-03-01
Look at me! I'm progressive! I have a black wife! I even get offended on her behalf! I'm one of the good ones!
1 homosexextra 2018-03-01
My father is racist in a different way than me, how do I make him feel inferior?