Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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SMITE THE SMITHS! VANILLOCAUST NOW!

Why not just go offer the dad a nice BJ to make him feel better and prove how dedicated you are to the family.