/u/Xalga

8  2018-03-02 by PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS

Do you sell craft vinyl brah? I could use some.

7 comments

Lol

No fun allowed

In October 2001, u/Xalga met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Literally this.

/u/xalga squats to pee.

PM for pics.

I'll put you in touch with my good friends Nick and Jess.

huh?