In which a MAGApede totally owns r/news with their own jealousyof Daddy.

27  2018-03-03 by AlohaWarrior34

42 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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Jesus Christ, could you possibly be any more racist or bigoted? In your first sentence you managed to assume his mental health, denigrate his skin color, shame him by physical attributes he has no control over. Do you have a degree in Psychiatry we don't know about? I mean, seriously, you guys talk about being the most tolerant but I swear to God when it comes to all things Trump you people are some of the most racist, bigoted, xenophobic, Freedomphobic, patriotismphobic, Americaphobic motherfuckers I've ever had the unfortunate luck to meet. No worries though. If that's all he does, you won't mind watching him do it for seven more years. Good luck, you're going to need it!

Just, lol

Now that's some pasta.

Tbh if youre a grad student, and some unemployed British chick was chatting shit, you can reply any way you want.

Social media and reddit makes useless people think their voice matters, when it really doesnt.

The world needs ditch diggers too.

Tbh if youre a grad student, and some unemployed British chick was chatting shit, you can reply any way you want.

"If you contribute nothing to society and some other person who contributes nothing to society was chatting shit, you can reply any way you want."

Bang on. Couldnt of said it better myself.

ditch digging automation is going to put these retards out of a job. The reality is we need to retrain those retards for a field that won't be obsolete within a generation through mechanization.

What I'm saying is that we should train these barely-human people to be reddit moderators. Machine-learning tries to make a program more adept through exposure; being a reddit moderator works in reverse.

But did you learn this by being a mod? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I learned this by modding /u/basicallyadoctor to r4chan

Ill never forgive you for that. And God wont either.

Everyone knows who Alexander the Great is, but maybe 1% know that his father was Phillip of Macedonia.

I am Phillip, but I regret nothing.

"I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians"

Pretty ironic tbh

Phillip didn't die in his 30's though

I bet youre a better human than Val Kilmer as well.

Carry on.

Val-Kay was in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.

Whom do I need to rape to break even?

The answer, invariably, is always Adam Sandler.

rape has no meaning if you force sex upon something which has no soul.

If you rape an ape, outcries galore. Rape a mushroom? People just give you odd looks.

I thought you wanted to assert your dominance over Val, not join his ranks of the damned!

Conservatives are the SJWs now.

It took the left two terms with Obama to become unbearably obnoxious about this shit, but the magapedes did it in one. Over delivered and under budget 👏

George Lucas is shaking with jealousy.

Conservatives have been SJWs for a long ass time. If you spend any time around these crazies you'll see it.

In certain alt-right circles they look up their ancestry and try to gain oppression points.

My mom found out her family came from Poland and she's constantly bringing it up to talk about how bad polish people had it.

Literally anytime she sees anything about anti-black racism in America she brings it up.

The other day I heard her say "why do Jews get so much special attention? Most people don't even know those Jews that died in ww2 were mostly polish!"

Her entire identity at this point is her polish background. She unironically thinks she's been afforded oppression points because distant releatives came from Poland.

She's started calling them "her people." "my people are suffering" and all kinds of weird shit.

Now? Try forever fam.

How stupid do you have to be to think anyone is going to believe Reddit only has 15% American users.

/u/Kerish_Lotan a magapede or a r/CBTS_stream poster

Reddit's the #4 biggest site in the US but Americans totally are the persecuted minorities here.

15% of internet users are retarded, ergo 15% are American

u/kerish_lotan dios mio...hijos del diablo
all amerimutts like you should keep yourself safe

he's typed pages and pages of insane delusional comments in just the last 4 hours. methinks this kid is ODing on his adderall.

dont stop /u/Kerish_Lotan! take more speed! this shit is gold! your heart can take it! keep going!

Such an adorable bogan with the jokes. Do another one!

no, see youre just rewriting my joke.

here, ill get you started: i think being a brainwashed bootlicking racist trumpbot is a bad thing. what do you think?

EvERyOnE wHO DiSAgReeS WiTh Me iS RaYCisSSSSSSsssS!!!!

yup yup.... and the bootlicking...?

The bootlicking is you projecting.

youre right i'm totally "americaphobic"

That was already apparent. You're a fucking abo dude, you can't even own guns. You don't even have a First Amendment. There's literally nothing stopping your police/government from taking anything of yours they want. You are anything but free. You're a peasant.

Nah abos get whatever they want. Give it a decade and they'll be an independent nation

There's literally nothing stopping your police/government from taking anything of yours they want. You are anything but free. You're a peasant.

NSA, foreign wars, net neutrality

In the end your government also does what it wants. You just bend over and take it up ass like a good beta cuck and then brag about it.

Says the walking talking MK Ultra subject on the loose judging by how fast you're pumping out retardation

No drama here. Shareblue please go away.

"Eveything I don't like is a shill job REEEE!"

Same old bullshit from you losers. Try harder moron. Better get in those overtime hours before you get fired for the awful job you do.

"REEEEEE YOUR THE SHILL!"