explain your social situation in four words

37  2018-03-03 by zonneschijne

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77 comments

Autistic but have friends

Congrats!

Being a disgusting gussy-lover

FTFY.

stay away from women

Stop dating crazy strippers

Better than OP's (possibly)

Commenter possibly correct (sadly)

At least not pizzashill

Very good post, upvoted

at least not feeepo

*sigh*

Nigger nigger nigger nigger

big titty scene gf

I don't have one

bleeding please send help

Currently in the shower

misanthropic shut-in smoking reefers

gun toting gang banger

/r/drama autist with girlfriend

Autist with no gf

Doing OK, but restless.

Bout to be engaged

Vlad press the button

Explain this post please

Oh that's interesting (kinda)

lot lizard lavatory loving

irritable babushkas fondle me

my balls are blue

smoke ass eat grass

Slowly dying alone. Yay!

drink away the emptiness

Procrastinating on killing myself.

I'm tired of drinking

I want to die.

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:

United States:

1 (866)-488-7366 - Trevor Project

1 (866) 488 7386 - Addiction Hotline

844 228 2962- Eating Disorder Hotline

888 640 5174 - Depression Hotline

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text START to 741-741

Youth-Specific services (voice/text/chat/email) from the Boys' Town National Hotline: http://www.yourlifeyourvoice.org/Pages/ways-to-get-help.aspx

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe

Australia:

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat

Austria:

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium:

Dutch: 1813 https://www.zelfmoord1813.be/

French: 0800 32 123 http://www.preventionsuicide.be/fr/lesuicide.html

Brasil:

141

Canada:

Canada-wide adult hotlines list Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland:

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php

Denmark:

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

Fiji:

Lifeline Fiji:

132454

France:

01 45 39 40 00

Suicide ร‰coute - http://www.suicide-ecoute.fr/

Greece:

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

Iceland:

1717

India:

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran:

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland:

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel:

1201

Italia:

800 86 00 22

Malta:

179

Japan:

Tokyo - Japanese: 3 5286 9090 befrienders-jap.org

Tokyo - English: 03-5774-0992 telljp.com

Osaka - Japanese: 06-6260-4343 spc-osaka.org

The above sites maintain links to related resources in other cities and other formats like chat and text.

Korea:

LifeLine 1588-9191 Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico:

(55) 5259-8121 (Daily, 0900-2100h) saptel.org.mx

Netherlands:

0900 0113

https://www.113.nl

New Zealand:

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway:

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Osterreich/Austria:

116 123

Portugal:

SOS VOZ AMIGA: 21 354 45 45 or 91 280 26 69 or 96 352 46 60 (Daily, 1600-2400h) http://www.sosvozamiga.org/

Telefone da Amizade: 22 832 35 35 or 808 22 33 53 (Daily, 1600-2300h) http://www.telefone-amizade.pt/

Romania:

0800 801 200

Serbia:

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa:

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain:

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

Suomi/Finland:

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden:

020 22 00 60

Switzerland:

143

UK:

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)

Text: 07725909090

Email: [email protected]

Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)

Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)

Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/

ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)

Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx

Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

Uruguay:

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

Jesus Helperdroid it wasn't literal! I just have a really dark sense of humor. And self deprecating.

Kill yourself.

C L A S S I C ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:


United States:

1 (866)-488-7366 - Trevor Project

1 (866) 488 7386 - Addiction Hotline

844 228 2962- Eating Disorder Hotline

888 640 5174 - Depression Hotline

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text START to 741-741

Youth-Specific services (voice/text/chat/email) from the Boys' Town National Hotline: http://www.yourlifeyourvoice.org/Pages/ways-to-get-help.aspx

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe


Australia:

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat


Austria:

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at


Belgium:

Dutch: 1813 https://www.zelfmoord1813.be/

French: 0800 32 123 http://www.preventionsuicide.be/fr/lesuicide.html


Brasil:

141


Canada:

Canada-wide adult hotlines list Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868


Deutschland:

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php


Denmark:

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk


Fiji:

Lifeline Fiji:

132454


France:

01 45 39 40 00

Suicide ร‰coute - http://www.suicide-ecoute.fr/


Greece:

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/


Iceland:

1717


India:

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669


Iran:

1480 6am to 9pm everyday


Ireland:

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91


Israel:

1201


Italia:

800 86 00 22


Malta:

179


Japan:

Tokyo - Japanese: 3 5286 9090 befrienders-jap.org

Tokyo - English: 03-5774-0992 telljp.com

Osaka - Japanese: 06-6260-4343 spc-osaka.org

The above sites maintain links to related resources in other cities and other formats like chat and text.


Korea:

LifeLine 1588-9191 Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/


Mexico:

(55) 5259-8121 (Daily, 0900-2100h) saptel.org.mx


Netherlands:

0900 0113

https://www.113.nl


New Zealand:

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland


Norway:

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/


Osterreich/Austria:

116 123


Portugal:

SOS VOZ AMIGA: 21 354 45 45 or 91 280 26 69 or 96 352 46 60 (Daily, 1600-2400h) http://www.sosvozamiga.org/

Telefone da Amizade: 22 832 35 35 or 808 22 33 53 (Daily, 1600-2300h) http://www.telefone-amizade.pt/


Romania:

0800 801 200


Serbia:

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]


South Africa:

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567


Spain:

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/


Suomi/Finland:

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times


Sverige/Sweden:

020 22 00 60


Switzerland:

143


UK:

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)

Text: 07725909090

Email: [email protected]

Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)

Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)

Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/

ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)

Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx

Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php


Uruguay:

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

why is every country name but germany in english? nearly killed myself over this inconsistency

Bad bot

Bad bot

Kill urself

good bot

Bad bot

Good bot

Post bussy mayocide now xDD

Big penis big money

Cuckold looking for bull

Robot chad neet faggot

Denied the bussy

Unironically finally moving on

Congratulations to you friend

Sociable outside, dead inside

Stalking Korean women's curlers.

at home drinking alone

Lena Dunham's Jared Fogle

Fuck it, I'm masturbating

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Read another fucking book

I'm the next Hitler.

not bad for once.

"Get Out" is trash

For once, we agree

Go fuck yourself, cunt.

Somehow not broke yet

work drink work drink

wh i t e

Friends, conversation, eye contact.

Fuck this gay earth.

keep myself safe now

It's fine for now

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ข

student ghetto live-alone

Better than you autists.

Soon live in van

Poor, but well mannered.

Traps are not gay.

My bussy is ready

Fuck this gay Earth