Apple employees are injuring themselves walking into panes of glass

47  2018-03-03 by MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu

28 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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This problem wouldn't occur in a monarchy.

These retards probably would be burnt at the stake. Which is very good and appropriate.

It really is a shame we don't do that anymore.

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Apple "geniuses", eh?

Is that a bad thing?

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This is a bad post.

Apple employees about as dumb as their customers

What do you expect when you fill your company with non-whites?

Me and your mother had sexual intercourse

You would benefit from increased gay rights

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON WHITE TRASH UNEMPLOYMENT

Productivity and success?

How soy do you haveta be seriously folks

Who the hell needs to call 911 after walking into glass? Are you made of paper?

Glass beats soy.

Three people suffered head injuries, including a middle-aged man who hit his head so hard against a glass window that he was bleeding on his eyebrow and expected to have stitches, according to 911 audio.

Anyone that calls 911 for a bleeding eyebrow is objectively a pussy.

The staff probably called 911. I know a lot of places that have strict rules admit calling them for any head injury

You know a lot of places that have objective pussies

It's about not being sued by some jackass who pulls a slip and fall

Anybody who is thinking of suing Apple calls 911 to get their version of events on the record immediately after the incident.