This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
Three people suffered head injuries, including a middle-aged man who hit his head so hard against a glass window that he was bleeding on his eyebrow and expected to have stitches, according to 911 audio.
Anyone that calls 911 for a bleeding eyebrow is objectively a pussy.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-03
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-03
This problem wouldn't occur in a monarchy.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-03
These retards probably would be burnt at the stake. Which is very good and appropriate.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-03-03
It really is a shame we don't do that anymore.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-03
😢😢😢😢 UNFORTUNATELY 😢😢😢😢
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-03-03
Apple "geniuses", eh?
1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-03
Is that a bad thing?
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1 Ennui2778 2018-03-03
This is a bad post.
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-03-03
Apple employees about as dumb as their customers
1 feeepo 2018-03-03
What do you expect when you fill your company with non-whites?
1 HipsterDramaLlama 2018-03-03
Me and your mother had sexual intercourse
1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-03-03
You would benefit from increased gay rights
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-03
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON WHITE TRASH UNEMPLOYMENT
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-03
Productivity and success?
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-03-03
How soy do you haveta be seriously folks
1 Thhueros 2018-03-03
Who the hell needs to call 911 after walking into glass? Are you made of paper?
1 LemonScore 2018-03-03
Glass beats soy.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-03-03
Anyone that calls 911 for a bleeding eyebrow is objectively a pussy.
1 skivian 2018-03-03
The staff probably called 911. I know a lot of places that have strict rules admit calling them for any head injury
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-03-03
You know a lot of places that have objective pussies
1 skivian 2018-03-03
It's about not being sued by some jackass who pulls a slip and fall
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-03
Anybody who is thinking of suing Apple calls 911 to get their version of events on the record immediately after the incident.