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I'm going to leave that one blue, Señor Toast.

Boo! You're no fun.

I'm new, are those inspirational quotes random?

The bill would establish 18 as the legal age for marriage. Those who are 17 could marry with permission of a district judge, if the age difference between the 17-year-old and the other party is fewer than four years.

From reading the article it appears the reason some people dislike it is giving this responsibility to the judge instead of a parent. I wonder if they're worried about 17 year olds getting married with a judges approval, when the parents dont.

Realistically parental non-consent would seem like a good enough reason for a judge to veto the marriage. Not like delaying It 1 year will make a difference though unless the parents are going to ship the kid off elsewhere.

Realistically, child marriage shouldn't be allowed, judge or not.

FUCKING STATIST!

Your statement violates the NAP!

Realistically, needing a judgment call at 17 and a blanket ban below that seems better than what's currently in place.

Unlike parents, a shitty decision by a judge is public record and subject to appeal.

Such dumbass logic isn't surprising from a legislator though, considering politics 101 is "be a stubborn cunt and never vote Yes on anything that doesn't give you political clout no matter how obvious it is."

Who exactly would have standing to appeal from a decision to allow someone to get married?

The other parent, grandparents, siblings, and extended family like aunts and cousins.

Something tells me the pro-child marriage crowd is composed of heretics.

https://youtu.be/IEGo41443iI

"SO disappointed! My SB 48 (outlaw child marriage) won’t be called for a vote," sponsor Julie Raque Adams, a Louisville Republican, said in a Tweet early Thursday.

a Louisville Republican

Isn't she in the wrong party to complain about fucking children?

No you see Clinton ate pizzas in a basement before so all demoncrats rape babies. That’s why we need trump to keep the gov pure.

the secret pizza-eating basement

Yeah, it's all about them eating pizza. Not about the orphaned children in Haiti that disappeared off of the face of the earth after a Clinton charity came in to help them.

Haha me too friendo

Orphaned children in Haiti disappeared off the face of the earth

Happens all the time for reasons unrelated to the Clintons

Sure.

What doesn't happen all the time is a charity for orphans taking them in, and them disappearing after that.

And the one journalist who started digging into it randomly being murdered, is also just an entirely unrelated coincidence.

What doesn't happen all the time is a charity for orphans taking them in, and them disappearing after that.

Yes it does? Kids can run away, be kidnapped, be sold to pizza shops as slave/sexual labor, you know, the usual

And the one journalist who started digging into it randomly being murdered, is also just an entirely unrelated coincidence.

Yep.

Good to see another patriot like myself out in the wild. You and I have a lot in common.

It just so happens that everyone I disagree with ALSO happens to be a catoonishly evil, mustache-twirling villain doing evil just because. Not for a purpose, and they don't avoid it if it's risky to their grasp on power, they just like it. All of them are laughablely inept and constantly found out by the retard bloggers, youtubers, and conspiracy simpletons I listen to. Strangely, these same facts are never found by mainstream media.

In fact, given that everyone I've ever disagreed with in politics has done mountains of shit heinous enough to make Hannibal Lecter get faint...you'd think it would be tough to hide. Somehow, my enemies are unable to fool the dumbfucks on the Daily Caller and Infowars forums but can easily manipulate and coerce the entirety of mainstream media worldwide. They do that part with a perfect record.

The more I think about it, I think you and I are a couple of retarded, gullible fucking stooges. It takes a total dipshit to believe all this contradictory info. You believe it because you fear the nature of a chaotic, sometimes uncaring universe. You prefer an easy to understand narrative with simply defined good guys and bad guys, someone to blame, and the comfort that your failings aren't your own (they are the Democrats, Jews, or Bilderberg group's fault.)

You're a walking cliche and a galaxy-class fuckwit. Go back to Infowars, stormfront, or whatever multiversal locus-point houses all the remaining supply of slackjawed dumbfuck-isms you didn't already employ in your comments. I'm sure you need to restock

What does that have to do with a popular music venue/pizza place in DC? The reason nobody takes people like you seriously is because you take something that may have occurred (human trafficking in Haiti - water is wet) and make an outlandish conclusion based upon it without connecting the dots along the way.

WE GOT A LIVE ONE

As a woman I suppose the partisan spectrum in america allows you the choice between having your child raped or being raped yourself

Fair enough.

I don't understand pedophiles. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples?

Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.

And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, “You came so much inside of me”, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You’re all sick.

I think it's a punishable crime if you read this past the first paragraph.

lol admins pls no 😭😭

No worries, I think u/EricTrumpismyWaifu is keeping them busy

licking

This where is where the line in the sand is.

I needed to wash my mouth with sand after that

All joking aside about how awful pedophiles are, every single one needs to die.

Probably the worst post on this sub

I got about halfway through the first sentence tbh.

18 USC § 1462.

no u.

I’m gonna have to ask you to delete this and assuming you wrote this whole thing, die

delet this

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This is legalized rape of children," she said. "We cannot allow that to continue in Kentucky, and I cannot believe we are even debating this is the year 2018 in the United States."

Pretty sure rape is still illegal even if you're married.

On the surface, raising the age to get married to 18 isn't that big of a deal, but when you start lying about shit I kinda just wanna tell you to fuck off on principle.

Pretty sure rape is still illegal even if you're married.

Look up spousal rape, I'm not sure it applies to Kentucky

It's been illegal in all 50 states for about 25 years now man. Get with the times.

Well there's legal and there's "Kentucky legal"

Tbh if a 58 year old man marries a 13 year old and has sex with her, he raped her. Full stop.

So it seems like statutory rape laws ought to still apply?

They should, but they don't if you're married in most of the U.S.(at least the parts that allow child marriage).

I just looked and it's essentially a non issue.

The age of consent in Kentucky as well as the age that you can get married (with parental consent) are both 16.

If a judge approves, pregnant girls 15 and under can get married still under current law in Kentucky.

Since the girl is under the age of consent does the father go to jail if he's not a minor?

Not if the parents don't want to press charges. It seems like that's the root of the issue; parents who think the right course of action is to have their daughters marry their (statutory) rapist, rather than having him criminally prosecuted.

Not if the parents don't want to press charges.

Okay, then this exception to the rule is the real issue that is fucked up. Don't give them the ability to make this decision in this case and send the statutory rapist to jail. Problem solved.

In any case this is a far cry from this womans claims that you can just legally ship a 16 year old off to a rape dungeon, which is what I thought was bullshit.

Pretty sure rape is still illegal even if you're married.

Sexual gromming is not a thing. <= U rn

Kentucky and Muslims both agree on this, wow another win for horse show theory 🤔

We spent all our time worrying about the foreign hordes, but it turns out the religious pedophiles were coming from inside the house all along

If they're coming from inside and outside, the only safe place is the wall

Where do you think the spawn point is?

mine or the enemy's?

The enemy spawn is on the wall, and they spill over to either side. It was shit level design, but what could we do? Patch it?

Imagine wanting to get married

Next they’ll start saying cousins can’t fuck, what happened to the Kentucky we all know and love?

How hasn't someone pinged me about this yet?