I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
If you're not close enough that your long term girlfriend will let you touch her tits in private whenever you want, you're not in a romantic relationship. Even in public should be acceptable if you're being discrete enough.
Walking up behind my girlfriend and grabbing her tits while she's sitting down on her laptop or whatever is one of the best stress relievers ever. You get to touch tits, she gets a free tit massage. Even better is the from behind, head on shoulder, arms wrapped around her tit hug. It's more sensual and less of a direct tit grab. If you ever find yourself in a no-tit-touching situation, move on and find a girl who enjoys having her tits played with.
Seriously, why would I want to be in a romantic relationship with a woman whose tits are off limits to me?
I know a lot of the posts in r/relationships are trolls, but I can't tell if the users are too. This shit is just so easy. I just can't imagine a group so lacking in self awareness that they get trolled on the regular like this and still always have the same posting patterns.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-03
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-03
A prime example of why living together before marriage is retarded.
1 FuckJakeNightly 2018-03-03
Are you serious? You have to find out whether you can stand to live with someone before you tie the knot, not after.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-03
Well, you aren't living with just that person. You are also living with Jesus Christ through your matrimonial bond. Marriage is a covenant with God.
1 deadleg22 2018-03-03
troll
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-03-03
A threefold cord, if you will.
1 Ranilen 2018-03-03
Sounds sexy.
1 BRINGTHEBUSSY 2018-03-03
Why the heck would you even bother having a GF if you can't even touch her on the boobies 😂😂
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-03-03
The feminine wiener
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-03-03
Mm
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-03
I don't need consent to play with them TITTAYS (. )( .)
1 NardDogAndy 2018-03-03
If you're not close enough that your long term girlfriend will let you touch her tits in private whenever you want, you're not in a romantic relationship. Even in public should be acceptable if you're being discrete enough.
Walking up behind my girlfriend and grabbing her tits while she's sitting down on her laptop or whatever is one of the best stress relievers ever. You get to touch tits, she gets a free tit massage. Even better is the from behind, head on shoulder, arms wrapped around her tit hug. It's more sensual and less of a direct tit grab. If you ever find yourself in a no-tit-touching situation, move on and find a girl who enjoys having her tits played with.
Seriously, why would I want to be in a romantic relationship with a woman whose tits are off limits to me?
1 headonbot_ 2018-03-03
Apply directly to the forehead!
1 OniTan 2018-03-03
OP is a faggot for not copying the post.
/u/DeadSeaWater let your boyfriend touch your fuckin tits.
1 TempestCola 2018-03-03
Was there not a fucking sticky earlier about copying and posting the fake ass relationship drama?
Downvote
1 Constantdiarrhea 2018-03-03
I know a lot of the posts in r/relationships are trolls, but I can't tell if the users are too. This shit is just so easy. I just can't imagine a group so lacking in self awareness that they get trolled on the regular like this and still always have the same posting patterns.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-03-03
lol
As if.
1 Vandredd 2018-03-03
There's probably a spreadsheet with the real story here.