what's your excuse /r/drama?

290  2018-03-04 by COINTELPROxShareBlue

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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is this where the mongolians come from snappy?

lol

Don't see any bussy in this post. MODS!

How do you know it's not bussy?

Can't believe its not bussy

Name check out, I guess.

That's how they trick you, that and spandex.

Have you ever seen a real life horse pussy? Those shits are gross.

We don't allow sex negativity in our subbie.

What about furries?

They are not people.

Of course.

There's no sin in shaming degenerates like furries. So the answer would be "no".

Furries r cool tbh. ๐Ÿ˜‰

u/latieI why do u hate furries? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Uncle Sparkle Nightwolf molested me one too many times at his yiff parties.

Still tho, hating an entire class of people seems a bit harsh tbh ๐Ÿ˜”

*prowls like kitty*

*moves in for le kill*

*rawr* *v* *nuzzles*

OwO

I'm gonnw spank u Ed ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜

Like Nazis, furries are one of the few groups of people you're allowed to punch in public. For the sake of humanity.

Why tho? They don't really hurt anyone ๐Ÿ˜Š.

I mean on KF, Ur exposed to the worst of humanity, doesn't mean u should hate every furry. That's like hating every transgender person because Laurelai. ๐Ÿ˜‰

U r better than that

I've studied furries in the wild for over a decade, infiltrated their chatrooms and servers, and seen everything they have to offer. I am very autistic.

I think that makes me a better judge of the furry menace than anyone else.

I guess. I don't wanna invalidate ur experiences, but I still think u should u should forgive and forget ๐Ÿ˜Š

We didn't defeat the Nazis through kindness and forgiveness.

Tru. But I don't think all furries r Nazis. But then again, you probably have had more interactions with them than me, so whatever ๐Ÿ˜•.

Why tho? They don't really hurt anyone ๐Ÿ˜Š.

Dude watching RainFurrest shit hurts.

I don't know if I'd call them a "class." Or "people."

I tell ya I have to shower every time after I bang someone in a fox costume.

Lol. I just have sex in the shower. ๐Ÿ˜‰

If you are ANTI-FURRY, here's where I'd like you to read the most.

Furries, like I said, are a culture just like Gays, Cliques (Jocks, Emos, Preps...), Religion, Vampires, White and Colored people, Countries, etc... We are PROUD, but the sad part is many of us are too scared to express ourselves for fear we will be verbally bashed or physically abused. If you are Gay, fit into a clique, are religious, or have colored skin, and have been verbally or physically abused, did it hurt? Did you fight for your stand? If not, would you if you were? Although you Anti-Furries may not see it, bashing Furry culture is like being racist. It is just the same as protesting Gay Marriage. It is exactly the same as bashing a religion. If you support those who have or yourself have colored skin, support Gay Marriage, or are religious, think of how hurt you'd feel and how much you'd try to defend your beliefs.

Many Anti-Furries get mad when Furries defend themselves. But you'd do the same in the same situation.

To further explain my prior example. "Some priests have sexually molest little boys, but it doesn't mean all of them do". Some priests HAVE done this, it has been all over the news. But people are STILL religious. While some people stopped going to that church, or maybe few stopped being religious, there are still millions upon millions of people who still follow their faith and don't believe EVERY priest molests little boys.

To say ALL or MOST Furries are perverted sexual deviants, is like saying "ALL ravers are druggies", "ALL Muslims are killers because of 9/11", "ALL pregnant teens are irresponsible people", and that "ALL Priests are molesters because some have had sex with young boys". NONE of these statements are true. Just as not all Furries are horrible, perverted, disgusting, sexually driven people.

You should NEVER judge someone based on how they look or dress or behave based on what others in their same culture have done.

TO MY FELLOW FURRIES... Be PROUD, but don't be forceful. STAND UP for yourself, but don't be rude. Many Furry haters hate us because we shove our culture into their faces, instead of talking and trying help them understand. Nobody will listen if they are being harassed. They will go into defense mode and just hate you more. Tell them you are proud to be you, and say nothing more unless they ask. We want to educate people, not push them away, or they will never listen.

I respect everyone's right to opinion, and while I love a good HEALTHY argument, will never deem a wrong until I know 100% they are by doing the research necessary to know. I will never bash a person for who they are and for their beliefs without talking, asking, and getting the full story from them first. I never judge on impact, but rather I judge those who give me reason to.

kys

Any pussy is gross. Remember that /r/drama praise the glorious bussy. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

So is human pussy tbh

excuse me

Horse Bussy>Horse Gussy

yeah actually cant disagree

I heard sheep's vagina are the closest to human

Thats a hell of a thing to hear.

Welsh culture is truly beautiful

Not any more so than any other pussy, including human.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "gross shits" bullshit that's going on in /r/Drama right now. Horse pussy deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself purchased a genuine thoroughbred mare in Kentucky for $20,000 (that's about 200 Equestrian bits) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even spend an entire day with my horse pussy.

Horses spend years developing a single vagina and flex it up to a million times to produce the tightest orifices known to mankind. Horse vaginas are thrice as tight as llama vaginas and make me thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a snake can pleasure, a horse pussy can make feel better. I'm pretty sure a mare could easily bend a slab of solid steel with a simple kegel flex.

Ever wonder why 18th Century Europe never bothered colonizing the whole world? That's right, they were too busy fucking their horses. Even during the Spanish Conquest of Americas, Native Americans targeted Conquistadores with mares first because their pleasuring potential was incredibly satisfying and undeniably matchless.

So what am I saying? Horses have simply the best vaginas that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Horse pussies:

(Natural Weapon)

3d12 pleasure

19-20 x4 Sperm

+5 to ejaculation

Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of mares in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Horse pussy is awesome, see my new stat block.

HORSECOCK>ANYTHING ELSE

This, but unironically.

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

This, but actually unironically.

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Horse pussy best pussy

Hussy

Wait horses aren't purple.

Don't tell bronies that

Bronies aren't people either

Don't tell the otherkin that

Otherkin aren't sane

Don't tell Tumblr that

Don't you kink shame me!

preach

Correct. Ponies are, though.

maybe urs aren't

If your dick can't tell the difference, then why do you pick the horse? ๐Ÿค”

Misleading thumbnail. I thought I'd be getting some of this hotness

JRHNBR ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

I think with the tail my dick could tell the difference

Extra sensations!

Your cock can't tell the difference between the cunt of a 100-200lb primate and the cunt of a 1,000 pound herbivore?

Why don't you rape and kill herbivores instead of humans?

Cows r sexy lol eww. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Found the Hindu.

r/hucow

Its easier to have sex with and then make hamburger out if a human female, or so ive heard.

lol serial killer

The mare is better

Starlight Glimmer is better.

Your dick can't tell the difference.

Got me.

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That'$ my girlfriend wearing a dog costume.

Is your gf actually a cat?

No.

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I've always ๐Ÿ”ฅ had ๐Ÿ’‹ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thing ๐Ÿ“ด for ๐Ÿ† pushing the ๐Ÿ‘ extremes And I've ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ got a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thing ๐Ÿ“ด you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ won't ๐Ÿšซ find ๐Ÿ”ญ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ magazines ๐Ÿ“– This molded silicone ๐Ÿ˜ has ๐Ÿ‘ got me ๐Ÿ˜ญ begging ๐Ÿ˜ฉ please Give ๐ŸŽธ me ๐ŸŽธ more ๐ŸŽธ of ๐ŸŽธ what ๐ŸŽธ I ๐ŸŽธ really ๐ŸŽธ need ๐Ÿ˜

'Cause there ๐Ÿ‘Œ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ no ๐Ÿ™… cock ๐Ÿ† like ๐Ÿ’– horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† Send your ๐Ÿ‘ asshole ๐Ÿ‘ into ๐Ÿ‘‰ shock ๐Ÿ˜ฐ You need ๐Ÿ‘‰ horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† of ๐Ÿ’ฆ course-cock ๐Ÿ† Grab ๐ŸŽธ the ๐ŸŽธ lube ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽธ and ๐ŸŽธ slam ๐ŸŽธ the ๐ŸŽธ day ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŒž away

My shaft ๐Ÿ† is ๐Ÿ’ฆ quivering, my ๐Ÿ‘จ balls ๐Ÿ€ are ๐Ÿ”ข turning ๐Ÿ”„ blue ๐Ÿ’™ as I think ๐Ÿ’ญ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ drinking ๐Ÿป in ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ foot ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ or ๐Ÿ’ even ๐ŸŒƒ two ๐Ÿ˜ My favorite ๐Ÿ˜ stallion ๐Ÿด that I ๐Ÿ‘ keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ in ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ top ๐Ÿ” drawer Slip ๐ŸŽธ it ๐ŸŽธ in ๐ŸŽธ and ๐ŸŽธ out ๐ŸŽธ be ๐ŸŽธ dripping ๐ŸŽธ goo ๐Ÿ’ฆ

As I ๐Ÿ‘ take ๐Ÿ‘Š more ๐Ÿ— cock, ๐Ÿ† horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† Shut the ๐Ÿ‘ door ๐Ÿšช and ๐Ÿ‘ turn ๐Ÿ”„ the ๐Ÿ‘ lock ๐Ÿ”’ Is your ๐Ÿ‘ cock ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ‘Œ horse ๐Ÿด cock? ๐Ÿ† You ๐ŸŽธ will ๐ŸŽธ never ๐Ÿ™…๐ŸŽธ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐ŸŽธ me ๐ŸŽธ saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐ŸŽธ neigh! ๐Ÿด

'Cause there ๐Ÿ‘Œ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ no ๐Ÿ™… cock ๐Ÿ† like ๐Ÿ’– horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† Rub my ๐Ÿ‘จ dick ๐Ÿ† inside ๐Ÿ’  a ๐Ÿ‘Œ sock Don't stop ๐Ÿšซ now, ๐Ÿ‘‹ horse ๐Ÿด cock Stretch ๐ŸŽธ out ๐ŸŽธ my ๐ŸŽธ insides ๐ŸŽธ and ๐ŸŽธ make ๐ŸŽธ me ๐ŸŽธ pray ๐Ÿ™

My lovely horse ๐Ÿด cock, ๐Ÿ† horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† Shoop de doop dep da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ Ba da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ horse ๐Ÿด cock, ๐Ÿ† horse ๐Ÿด cock ๐Ÿ† Yap ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ da ๐ŸŽธ daa

Now this is that shit I need

Human ass only. Gtfo, cause I ainโ€™t for that gay shit ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

Pony ass is superior.

normie cuck detected

Exactly. Ass is ass.

Dumb ass mother fucker

Mares can actually make their vulva wink.

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lmaoooo

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thx 4 sticky I was about to beat off and couldnโ€™t find anything

haha so funni xD

Need a good unicode trash post emoticon for this....

I have read this comment section. I am considering jumping off 8 stories.

tbh some clop is so anthro you can't really tell the difference

I can't say for 100% certainly because I'm not a horsefucker, but I think that my dick would probably know the difference.

normies get out

Where did you dig this this ancient bait? It's so old I can't even find it on Derpibooru.