what's your excuse /r/drama?

290 2018-03-04 by COINTELPROxShareBlue

93 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-04

It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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1 IqtaKadabra 2018-03-04

is this where the mongolians come from snappy?

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

lol

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

OP rn

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-04

Don't see any bussy in this post. MODS!

1 zergling_Lester 2018-03-04

How do you know it's not bussy?

1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-03-04

Can't believe its not bussy

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-04

Name check out, I guess.

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-04

That's how they trick you, that and spandex.

1 d60b 2018-03-04

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/6/20/1466325.png

1 BRINGTHEBUSSY 2018-03-04

Have you ever seen a real life horse pussy? Those shits are gross.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

We don't allow sex negativity in our subbie.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-03-04

What about furries?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

They are not people.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-03-04

Of course.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

There's no sin in shaming degenerates like furries. So the answer would be "no".

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Furries r cool tbh. 😉

u/latieI why do u hate furries? 😭😭

1 LatieI 2018-03-04

Uncle Sparkle Nightwolf molested me one too many times at his yiff parties.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Still tho, hating an entire class of people seems a bit harsh tbh 😔

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

*prowls like kitty*

*moves in for le kill*

*rawr* *v* *nuzzles*

OwO

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

I'm gonnw spank u Ed 😚😚😏

1 LatieI 2018-03-04

Like Nazis, furries are one of the few groups of people you're allowed to punch in public. For the sake of humanity.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Why tho? They don't really hurt anyone 😊.

I mean on KF, Ur exposed to the worst of humanity, doesn't mean u should hate every furry. That's like hating every transgender person because Laurelai. 😉

U r better than that

1 LatieI 2018-03-04

I've studied furries in the wild for over a decade, infiltrated their chatrooms and servers, and seen everything they have to offer. I am very autistic.

I think that makes me a better judge of the furry menace than anyone else.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

I guess. I don't wanna invalidate ur experiences, but I still think u should u should forgive and forget 😊

1 LatieI 2018-03-04

We didn't defeat the Nazis through kindness and forgiveness.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Tru. But I don't think all furries r Nazis. But then again, you probably have had more interactions with them than me, so whatever 😕.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-03-04

Why tho? They don't really hurt anyone 😊.

Dude watching RainFurrest shit hurts.

1 Let_you_down 2018-03-04

I don't know if I'd call them a "class." Or "people."

I tell ya I have to shower every time after I bang someone in a fox costume.

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Lol. I just have sex in the shower. 😉

1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-04

If you are ANTI-FURRY, here's where I'd like you to read the most.

Furries, like I said, are a culture just like Gays, Cliques (Jocks, Emos, Preps...), Religion, Vampires, White and Colored people, Countries, etc... We are PROUD, but the sad part is many of us are too scared to express ourselves for fear we will be verbally bashed or physically abused. If you are Gay, fit into a clique, are religious, or have colored skin, and have been verbally or physically abused, did it hurt? Did you fight for your stand? If not, would you if you were? Although you Anti-Furries may not see it, bashing Furry culture is like being racist. It is just the same as protesting Gay Marriage. It is exactly the same as bashing a religion. If you support those who have or yourself have colored skin, support Gay Marriage, or are religious, think of how hurt you'd feel and how much you'd try to defend your beliefs.

Many Anti-Furries get mad when Furries defend themselves. But you'd do the same in the same situation.

To further explain my prior example. "Some priests have sexually molest little boys, but it doesn't mean all of them do". Some priests HAVE done this, it has been all over the news. But people are STILL religious. While some people stopped going to that church, or maybe few stopped being religious, there are still millions upon millions of people who still follow their faith and don't believe EVERY priest molests little boys.

To say ALL or MOST Furries are perverted sexual deviants, is like saying "ALL ravers are druggies", "ALL Muslims are killers because of 9/11", "ALL pregnant teens are irresponsible people", and that "ALL Priests are molesters because some have had sex with young boys". NONE of these statements are true. Just as not all Furries are horrible, perverted, disgusting, sexually driven people.

You should NEVER judge someone based on how they look or dress or behave based on what others in their same culture have done.

TO MY FELLOW FURRIES... Be PROUD, but don't be forceful. STAND UP for yourself, but don't be rude. Many Furry haters hate us because we shove our culture into their faces, instead of talking and trying help them understand. Nobody will listen if they are being harassed. They will go into defense mode and just hate you more. Tell them you are proud to be you, and say nothing more unless they ask. We want to educate people, not push them away, or they will never listen.

I respect everyone's right to opinion, and while I love a good HEALTHY argument, will never deem a wrong until I know 100% they are by doing the research necessary to know. I will never bash a person for who they are and for their beliefs without talking, asking, and getting the full story from them first. I never judge on impact, but rather I judge those who give me reason to.

1 realrapevictim 2018-03-04

kys

1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-04

Any pussy is gross. Remember that /r/drama praise the glorious bussy. 👌👌👌👌👌👌

1 Trepur349 2018-03-04

So is human pussy tbh

1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-03-04

excuse me

1 throwawayact69 2018-03-04

Horse Bussy>Horse Gussy

1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-03-04

yeah actually cant disagree

1 giroth 2018-03-04

I heard sheep's vagina are the closest to human

1 buttermyself 2018-03-04

Thats a hell of a thing to hear.

1 DistortedLines 2018-03-04

Welsh culture is truly beautiful

1 VoxDeHarlequin 2018-03-04

Not any more so than any other pussy, including human.

1 d60b 2018-03-04

That's it. I'm sick of all this "gross shits" bullshit that's going on in /r/Drama right now. Horse pussy deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself purchased a genuine thoroughbred mare in Kentucky for $20,000 (that's about 200 Equestrian bits) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even spend an entire day with my horse pussy.

Horses spend years developing a single vagina and flex it up to a million times to produce the tightest orifices known to mankind. Horse vaginas are thrice as tight as llama vaginas and make me thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a snake can pleasure, a horse pussy can make feel better. I'm pretty sure a mare could easily bend a slab of solid steel with a simple kegel flex.

Ever wonder why 18th Century Europe never bothered colonizing the whole world? That's right, they were too busy fucking their horses. Even during the Spanish Conquest of Americas, Native Americans targeted Conquistadores with mares first because their pleasuring potential was incredibly satisfying and undeniably matchless.

So what am I saying? Horses have simply the best vaginas that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Horse pussies:

(Natural Weapon)

3d12 pleasure

19-20 x4 Sperm

+5 to ejaculation

Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of mares in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Horse pussy is awesome, see my new stat block.

1 alexj101 2018-03-04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-04

HORSECOCK>ANYTHING ELSE

1 DannyLee90 2018-03-04

This, but unironically.

1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-04

🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-03-04

This, but actually unironically.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

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1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-04

The balls should be bigger.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

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1 automatic_cuck 2018-03-04

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

1 futashy_piss 2018-03-04

Horse pussy best pussy

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-04

Hussy

1 rewind45 2018-03-04

Wait horses aren't purple.

1 Trepur349 2018-03-04

Don't tell bronies that

1 AGucciManeClone 2018-03-04

Bronies aren't people either

1 Trepur349 2018-03-04

Don't tell the otherkin that

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-04

Otherkin aren't sane

1 Trepur349 2018-03-04

Don't tell Tumblr that

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-03-04

Don't you kink shame me!

1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-03-04

preach

1 2ndBestUsernameEver 2018-03-04

Correct. Ponies are, though.

1 DJ-Salinger 2018-03-04

maybe urs aren't

1 21643 2018-03-04

If your dick can't tell the difference, then why do you pick the horse? 🤔

1 Psycho_Robot 2018-03-04

Misleading thumbnail. I thought I'd be getting some of this hotness

1 DannyLee90 2018-03-04

JRHNBR 😤😩👌💦💦💦

1 SlackBabo 2018-03-04

I think with the tail my dick could tell the difference

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

Extra sensations!

1 OniTan 2018-03-04

Your cock can't tell the difference between the cunt of a 100-200lb primate and the cunt of a 1,000 pound herbivore?

1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-03-04

Why don't you rape and kill herbivores instead of humans?

1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04

Cows r sexy lol eww. 😉

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-03-04

Found the Hindu.

1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-04

r/hucow

1 buttermyself 2018-03-04

Its easier to have sex with and then make hamburger out if a human female, or so ive heard.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

lol serial killer

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

The mare is better

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

Starlight Glimmer is better.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

Your dick can't tell the difference.

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

Got me.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

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1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

That'$ my girlfriend wearing a dog costume.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-03-04

Is your gf actually a cat?

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

No.

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1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-03-04

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1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-04

Now this is that shit I need

1 TheCrimsonPitViper 2018-03-04

Human ass only. Gtfo, cause I ain’t for that gay shit 🤢🤮

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

Pony ass is superior.

1 westofthetracks 2018-03-04

normie cuck detected

1 TheImmortalLegendG 2018-03-04

Exactly. Ass is ass.

1 TheCrimsonPitViper 2018-03-04

Dumb ass mother fucker

1 t4779 2018-03-04

Mares can actually make their vulva wink.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04

user reports:

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1: May Allah smite those who disrespect the beauty of Twilot Spikle.

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lmaoooo

1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-03-04

😜😜😜

1 hyledog 2018-03-04

thx 4 sticky I was about to beat off and couldn’t find anything

1 reptilia987 2018-03-04

haha so funni xD

1 Sentient_Atom 2018-03-04

Need a good unicode trash post emoticon for this....

1 LoquendoLauta 2018-03-04

I have read this comment section. I am considering jumping off 8 stories.

1 VultureV1 2018-03-04