I think this is mostly the usual incel hate, just with an added Muslim flavor. Once you remove the Arabic words, it's pretty much just a guy complaining about how women only want Chads (or, I guess in this case, Chadhammads).
Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) and his companion(RA) were chads spreading the word of god. One the main reasons they spreaded islam easily was because of their looks. Khalid bin walid, Omar bin khattab, and uthman bin affan were gigachads. Bilal was a Tyrone. Together they were unstoppable. May Allah grant them jannatul firdose..... Ameen.
What about the fact that muslim women only want 6ft + men with beards that connect and have done hifdh of not only the Quran but Bukhari, Muslim, Iluum ud Deen and Aqeedah Tahawi as well and have a melodeous voice, while also simultaneously being a doctor, lawyer and engineer at the same time making atleast $300 000 per year? Oh and multiple wives is an absolute no no that is literally worse than shirk despite being a sunnah.
What does this comment even mean? I just saw a bunch of word salad in there.
What about the fact that muslim women only want 6ft + men with beards that connect and have (studied a bunch of Muslim books) as well and have a melodious voice, while also simultaneously being a doctor, lawyer and engineer at the same time making at least $300 000 per year? Oh and multiple wives is an absolute no no that is literally worse than (being a pagan) despite being (something Muhammad did).
It's basically a meme sub for Muslims. Pages on Facebook like "Muslim Memes" were popular with Muslim kids back when I used to use Facebook, /r/izlam is basically the reddit equivalent of that.
And they say, "We will not believe you until you break open for us from the ground a spring.
Or [until] you have a garden of palm tress and grapes and make rivers gush forth within them in force [and abundance]
Or you make the heaven fall upon us in fragments as you have claimed or you bring Allah and the angels before [us]
Or you have a house of gold or you ascend into the sky. And [even then], we will not believe in your ascension until you bring down to us a book we may read." Say, "Exalted is my Lord! Was I ever but a human messenger?"
That never happened you dumbfuck as Mohammad couldn't perform any miracles. Try reading your own scripture, retard!
That sounds like REEEEEEEEE!! I bet you're a curryfag who reads it in Arabic and doesn't understand it. That's why you don't know shit about beliefs you're will to die for (what you say to yourself)
You were screeching when I was talking to that paki so I'm just gonna assume you're a paki lmao.
That sounds like REEEEEEEEE!! I bet you're a curryfag who reads it in Arabic and doesn't understand it. That's why you don't know shit about beliefs you're will to die for (what you say to yourself)
You were screeching when I was talking to that paki so I'm just gonna assume you're a paki lmao.
You're Muslim and you don't even know Arabic, wow. How are you going to understand the Qur'an in its original form? As we all know, you can never truly understand the Qur'an from translations, because it's so miraculous that it's impossible to translate.
I'm Albanian, but you might be shaming me into getting on duolingo to learn arabic.
you know your life is shit when you have to keep using pajeet lines.
Bro I make more money than you and fuck a better looking woman than you, imagine escaping from your nowhere life and spend time with a bunch of other faggot lads on /r/drama
Why are all curries like this? We've had r/drama from r/Pakistan before and tell them how hilarious the shithole they live in is and oooooh boy all that salt and screeching lol
But I mean, if I didn't have electricity to watch TV or use the microwave to make something for myself, I'd be buttmad too. Imagine having this happen everyday lmao. You guys really need to step man. Shit's pathetic.
He had 7 [all 3 of sons died very early] children from 2 wives
Actually, it was one wife and one concubine. Maria al-Qibtiyyah wasn't his wife, she was a concubine (slave) of his. He had three to four concubines (scholars aren't sure if Rayhaanah bint Zayd was his wife or a concubine of his).
What about the fact that muslim women only want 6ft + men with beards that connect and have done hifdh of not only the Quran but Bukhari, Muslim, Iluum ud Deen and Aqeedah Tahawi as well and have a melodeous voice, while also simultaneously being a doctor, lawyer and engineer at the same time making atleast $300 000 per year? Oh and multiple wives is an absolute no no that is literally worse than shirk despite being a sunnah.
Just get a concubine, lol. She won't require you to meet all those standards. It's sunnah too, and the prophet (pbuh) explicitly allowed it.
Yeah but wasnt Mohammad relatively older (like in his 40s) when he founded islam. He was illiterate and a trader, he wasnt exactly a prestigious person and powerful enough to have multiple wives until he became a "prophet" and founded his Caliphate/Kingdom.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-04
Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
/u/traderfour is that your best defense? That's some Barry Zuckercorn tier lol.
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04
Lol, u really like Barry don't you? ππ
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-04
Heβs very good
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-04
Bob Loblaw >> Barry Zuckercorn π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Hey! You should be the lawyer!
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-04
Poor fags. smh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Most of these are from shithole countries so that's not surprising
1 Tick-or-Teat 2018-03-04
Can someone round it all up and explain what we are hating Muslims for now, please?
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-03-04
I think this is mostly the usual incel hate, just with an added Muslim flavor. Once you remove the Arabic words, it's pretty much just a guy complaining about how women only want Chads (or, I guess in this case, Chadhammads).
1 ayydance 2018-03-04
Chadhammads...that's funny dude
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
*Chaddams
1 orangetato 2018-03-04
Chadbullah
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-03-04
Muslims canβt be Chads bruh
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) and his companion(RA) were chads spreading the word of god. One the main reasons they spreaded islam easily was because of their looks. Khalid bin walid, Omar bin khattab, and uthman bin affan were gigachads. Bilal was a Tyrone. Together they were unstoppable. May Allah grant them jannatul firdose..... Ameen.
1 BigOldWhiteDick 2018-03-04
What does this comment even mean? I just saw a bunch of word salad in there.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-03-04
Here's a translation:
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-03-04
What is this sub? Is it r/islam for people kicked out of that sub
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
It's basically a meme sub for Muslims. Pages on Facebook like "Muslim Memes" were popular with Muslim kids back when I used to use Facebook, /r/izlam is basically the reddit equivalent of that.
1 Kuonji 2018-03-04
so it's the arch-enemy of /r/bakchodi then?
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
I think that would be /r/chutyapa.
1 feeepo 2018-03-04
Those colors are code words for age.
All muslims are pedophiles.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Said the white trash that elect Roy Moore. Nice try.
1 Tobans 2018-03-04
Why aren't republicans trying to convert?????
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-03-04
The world is just not ready for devout Muslim incels, this is a combination with terrible implications.
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-03-04
What do you think ISIS were?
1 El_Jefe_Yaqui 2018-03-04
A group of salafist furries.
1 SJCards 2018-03-04
They didn't stay incelibate, did they?
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-04
It was the ultimate incel fantasy come to life. They got to rape all the roasties
1 SJCards 2018-03-04
Results, my friend. Results.
1 kane4life4ever 2018-03-04
bunch cowards with guns, basically the middle eastern version of the NRA
1 Tetragrade 2018-03-04
ISIS arent even muslim you moron
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
I remember seeing a lot of them back when /r/incels were around. The admins seem to be on a quest to eliminate every lolcow farm, though.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-03-04
If you look at Muslims like retarded Christians the world makes a lot more sense.
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
No, it's the other way around. Muhammad performed all of his miracles and the kufr still don't realize he was the prophet smh.
1 krutopatkin 2018-03-04
Slaughtering Jews is a miracle?
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
Splitting the moon is a miracle
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Surah Al-Isra [ The Night Journey ] Verse 90:93
That never happened you dumbfuck as Mohammad couldn't perform any miracles. Try reading your own scripture, retard!
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
I don't care what you say, you're apparently the sub's pet retard so nothing you say could be worth reading.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
That sounds like REEEEEEEEE!! I bet you're a curryfag who reads it in Arabic and doesn't understand it. That's why you don't know shit about beliefs you're will to die for (what you say to yourself)
You were screeching when I was talking to that paki so I'm just gonna assume you're a paki lmao.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
That sounds like REEEEEEEEE!! I bet you're a curryfag who reads it in Arabic and doesn't understand it. That's why you don't know shit about beliefs you're will to die for (what you say to yourself)
You were screeching when I was talking to that paki so I'm just gonna assume you're a paki lmao.
/u/shallowm you weren't wrong btw
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
I'm not a pakistani
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Sure buddy. Sucks to be you lol. My condolences.
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
He is even worse than a Jew, he isβmay Allah forgive me for uttering this wordβan Albanian.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
/u/Jihad4Freedom thinks this is an improvement lolol. He really has self esteem issues here. I bet he's even lying.
1 choriposting 2018-03-04
Still committing to the Islam meme Eddy? It's getting boring faster than your emojipastas
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Ask me if i care.
1 choriposting 2018-03-04
The whole "Ask me if i care" thingie would work better if you didn't spend the majority of your waking hours constantly posting to this sub
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Not surprised either. The "point" is that I don't care what you think or are mad about. It's r/drama ffs. Nobody cares what you think lol
1 choriposting 2018-03-04
Really impressed by how much autism you can pack in so little text
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Me too but the it's amount of "anger" you can shove in there. What's bothering you lately huh? Come on! Talk about it. I'm no stranger.
1 choriposting 2018-03-04
lul
1 Scummy_mofo 2018-03-04
But ummmmmm
The moon wasn't split
Checkmate, Mohammedfag
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
You're Muslim and you don't even know Arabic, wow. How are you going to understand the Qur'an in its original form?
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
I'm Albanian, but you might be shaming me into getting on duolingo to learn arabic.
1 Kuonji 2018-03-04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cMnjAOrYU0
1 shaneoffline 2018-03-04
Imagine being Muslim.
Like LOL
1 Russiangreyman 2018-03-04
Like seriously nigga put the book down and go outside or something πππ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
/u/NamekianCaliphate
you don't know what facts are do you? Not surprised since you like to use incel logic to justify your sad world view.
1 Jihad4Freedom 2018-03-04
/u/NamekianCaliphate don't bother engaging with him, he's a retard.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Cry harder, muzzie. But not hard enough to blow yourself up.
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-03-04
Ed, there's really no need for that sort of language π’
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Lol
1 tarikhdan 2018-03-04
/u/NamekianCaliphate can confirm this kid rides the short bus
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Imagine being so buttblasted that you came to the sub again for round 2. Hey there lll man!!
I mean not having electricity for hours can make you bored. I can see why.
1 tarikhdan 2018-03-04
you know your life is shit when you have to keep using pajeet lines.
Bro I make more money than you and fuck a better looking woman than you, imagine escaping from your nowhere life and spend time with a bunch of other faggot lads on /r/drama
hahaha
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
you_rn
1 tarikhdan 2018-03-04
bro imagine actually living your fucking life where you shitpost on reddit all day, i can feel your loneliness across the internet LOL
I wonder what the odds are you legit kill yourself within 10 years
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Why are all curries like this? We've had r/drama from r/Pakistan before and tell them how hilarious the shithole they live in is and oooooh boy all that salt and screeching lol
But I mean, if I didn't have electricity to watch TV or use the microwave to make something for myself, I'd be buttmad too. Imagine having this happen everyday lmao. You guys really need to step man. Shit's pathetic.
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-04
Is she pre or post acid bath?
1 tarikhdan 2018-03-04
Is your girlfriend pre or post inflation
1 shallowm 2018-03-04
Actually, it was one wife and one concubine. Maria al-Qibtiyyah wasn't his wife, she was a concubine (slave) of his. He had three to four concubines (scholars aren't sure if Rayhaanah bint Zayd was his wife or a concubine of his).
/u/NamekianCaliphate
Just get a concubine, lol. She won't require you to meet all those standards. It's sunnah too, and the prophet (pbuh) explicitly allowed it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-04
Concubine? Even better! See, this guys complains to much. Just enslave one and pop out children like back in the good old days.
1 yamsjustyams 2018-03-04
Yeah but wasnt Mohammad relatively older (like in his 40s) when he founded islam. He was illiterate and a trader, he wasnt exactly a prestigious person and powerful enough to have multiple wives until he became a "prophet" and founded his Caliphate/Kingdom.
1 Baconlightning 2018-03-04
Imagine unironically complaining about not being able to have multiple wives lol.
1 ExtreemWeenie 2018-03-04
the last alpha males
1 Singulaire 2018-03-04
When the last moon is cast
over the last star of morning
and the future has passed
without even a last desperate warning
Then look into the sky where through
the clouds is formed a trail
look and see him how he sparkles
he's the last alpha male!
1 MockJohnson 2018-03-04
How many people do you really think are going to get a Last Unicorn reference on r/drama?
1 Singulaire 2018-03-04
I just want to make America great again.
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America achieved significant popularity in the 1970s and was famous for the trio's close vocal harmonies and light acoustic folk rock sound. The band released a string of hit albums and singles, many of which found airplay on pop/soft rock stations.
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1 PracticalOnions 2018-03-04
There is so much insecurity in that thread tbh
1 myshl0ng 2018-03-04
lmao muzzies
1 JumbledFun 2018-03-04
/u/NamekianCaliphate when you are still a virgin at 30 will you blow yourself up at an ariana concert?