Twitter user tells rape joke involving “9 year old” then attempts to backtrack himself with this golden response.

112  2018-03-05 by ZimHatesHollywood

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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I mean, it worked okay for Spacey

i can't believe someone thought that this might work. its hilarious

im gay

no u

IM SORRY 😨😨😨😭😭😭

i can't fuck a girl

if ur gay and touch a vagina u die

BUSSY > GUSSY AMIRITE FELLAS?! LOL

This but unironically

I mean, 9 year olds are pretty sexually indistinguishable- neither sex has tits, hips, facial hair, etc at that age. So if a guy gay was going to touch pussy, it stands to reason that it would be attached to a nine year old when you think about it.

Mmm, 9 year old girl with a fat ass beard is what I need tbh

You seem alright.

Odd kinks but you do you man

Yo, how about that scene in Trainspotting where Begbie accidentally hooks up with a MtF tranny but Begbie is gay and the tranny is FtM.

Just immediate disgust when he feels that pussy.

The vagina is lava.

lol it's not pork

Never say you're sorry. Just keep going.

Not only keep going but double down. 9 years old is too old, 4 and a half is much better.

gross