0 2018-03-05 by T_Dumbsford
1 phonebatterylevelbot 2018-03-05
this phone's battery is at 3% and needs charging!
I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info
1 gas_all_shoplifters 2018-03-05
Wrong.
1 SharpCEO 2018-03-05
Bad bot
1 AutoModerator 2018-03-05
Your post/comment has been removed because it did not contain an emoji! 😱 😠😩
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1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-05
Not one to hate on bots, but this bot is stupider than my wife.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-03-05
Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry.
and unlike your wife, it apologizes when it's wrong
My wife is never wrong. It's always me who's wrong.
Stupid bitch blamed me for global warming ffs.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
Are you Chinese by any chance?
I don't want to talk about it.
There there (Ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
1 xoiz 2018-03-05
What a fucking retard!
1 morerokk 2018-03-05
You couldn't be more wrong, bot. I'm pretty sure that's a temperature indicator in the top left.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-05
Is this bot me?
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-03-05
be bot Suck
be bot
Suck
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-05
Rush is a prog-Rock band from the late 1970s to early 1980s.
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
Today’s Tom Sawyer
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
He gets high on you
1 CentralNervousPiston 2018-03-05
Neil Peart is a big Ayn Randian lolbertarian. This triggers redditors. He's also very wary of people and autistic, which endears him to redditors.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-05
Wht can't hos arm get blown off?
/u/ralphiesboogers
1 RalphiesBoogers 2018-03-05
y u do dis
Ye
Jesus Christ the cellular data icon looks ugly as fuck 🤢🤮
Shut up ed
You know it's true. Is this a nexus by any chance?
God no
1 DoubleDickGirl 2018-03-05
no Nexus I've ever owned has had that shitty 4G LTE billboard
must be a chink phone then, no?
Motorola? it's an ameriburger company lol
at least until Lenovo happened, idk what country Lenovo is
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-05
China
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-05
I don't think I could ever buy a Lenovo after the superfish stuff.
1 shitpost953 2018-03-05
NORMIES PHONEFAGS GET OUT REEEEEE
I'M MORE TALKING ABOUT THEIR LAPTOPS AND DESKTOPS, BUT I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BUY THEIR PHONES EITHER.
1 im-a-koala 2018-03-05
Not as ugly that the temperature "icon".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72LKjGErD9o
1 broden 2018-03-05
/u/twasiwhoshotjr
none of this thread is about him
I just wanted to abuse my mod powers to shit the place up even more
Tell me about /u/twasiwhoshotjr
what happened to him
He can't talk right now, his mouth is full.
he was the people's princess
1 Yiin 2018-03-05
This just might be the worst sticky ever
ever
It is
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1 phonebatterylevelbot 2018-03-05
this phone's battery is at 3% and needs charging!
I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info
1 gas_all_shoplifters 2018-03-05
Wrong.
1 SharpCEO 2018-03-05
Bad bot
1 AutoModerator 2018-03-05
Your post/comment has been removed because it did not contain an emoji! 😱 😠😩
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-05
Not one to hate on bots, but this bot is stupider than my wife.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-03-05
and unlike your wife, it apologizes when it's wrong
1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-05
My wife is never wrong. It's always me who's wrong.
Stupid bitch blamed me for global warming ffs.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
Are you Chinese by any chance?
1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-05
I don't want to talk about it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
There there (Ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
1 xoiz 2018-03-05
What a fucking retard!
1 morerokk 2018-03-05
You couldn't be more wrong, bot. I'm pretty sure that's a temperature indicator in the top left.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-05
Is this bot me?
1 EricTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-03-05
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-05
Rush is a prog-Rock band from the late 1970s to early 1980s.
1 PinkMajorGeneral 2018-03-05
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-03-05
Today’s Tom Sawyer
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
He gets high on you
1 CentralNervousPiston 2018-03-05
Neil Peart is a big Ayn Randian lolbertarian. This triggers redditors. He's also very wary of people and autistic, which endears him to redditors.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-03-05
Wht can't hos arm get blown off?
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
/u/ralphiesboogers
1 RalphiesBoogers 2018-03-05
y u do dis
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
Ye
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
Jesus Christ the cellular data icon looks ugly as fuck 🤢🤮
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
Shut up ed
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
You know it's true. Is this a nexus by any chance?
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
God no
1 DoubleDickGirl 2018-03-05
no Nexus I've ever owned has had that shitty 4G LTE billboard
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-05
must be a chink phone then, no?
1 DoubleDickGirl 2018-03-05
Motorola? it's an ameriburger company lol
at least until Lenovo happened, idk what country Lenovo is
1 scatmunchies 2018-03-05
China
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-05
I don't think I could ever buy a Lenovo after the superfish stuff.
1 shitpost953 2018-03-05
NORMIESPHONEFAGS GET OUT REEEEEE1 LightUmbra 2018-03-05
I'M MORE TALKING ABOUT THEIR LAPTOPS AND DESKTOPS, BUT I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BUY THEIR PHONES EITHER.
1 im-a-koala 2018-03-05
Not as ugly that the temperature "icon".
1 shitpost953 2018-03-05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72LKjGErD9o
1 broden 2018-03-05
/u/twasiwhoshotjr
none of this thread is about him
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
I just wanted to abuse my mod powers to shit the place up even more
1 broden 2018-03-05
Tell me about /u/twasiwhoshotjr
what happened to him
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
He can't talk right now, his mouth is full.
1 broden 2018-03-05
he was the people's princess
1 Yiin 2018-03-05
This just might be the worst sticky ever
ever
1 T_Dumbsford 2018-03-05
It is