Resident Shitposter and Liberal Scum Ed_ButteredToast EXPOSED as VIOLENT SOFTWARE RAPIST

72  2018-03-05 by micronenis

43 comments

Anyone who would download and execute code uploaded by u/ed_butteredtoast is genuinely retarded

/u/EricTrumpIsMyWaifu RIP! Missed but not forgotten 😭

Imagine trying this hard to fit in

We don’t have to when your daughter’s so easy.

Tick. Tock.

What's the tick tock stuff from? I must have missed something.

It's the sound a clock makes, mongo. Tick. Tock.

OOTL has a nice post about it:

/r/OutOfTheLoop/ticktock

u/ed_butteredtoast is sperging out extra hard the last 3 or so days

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Are you sure you're in the right place? This is the Ke$ha fanboard.

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RIP /u/EricTrumpIsMyWaifu. Press F

There should be DLC for Uplink or HackNet where you're Ed and you have to spice up your daily life of hAx0ring by throwing in a little emojiposting.

Leave Toasty Ed alone you mongrel😤😤😤

It's like a retarded zoo exhibit, just let it keep posting.

r/Ed_ButteredToast this isn't helping your image as the village idiot. You gotta do something really fucking dumb to fix this and like now

It's time to call the police!

I habe already contacter the cyberpolice and they're on the case.

My favorite tools are Autoruns, msinfo32, and dism.exe because I'm basic bitch tech repair

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/u/Ed_ButteredToast maybe a technologically illiterate in spite of his autism, but that just increases his charm.

Ed, are you the one responsible for the current wave of spammy, shitty gimmick bots than plague this subreddit?

lol fuck no.

Pity. I was going to tell you to keep up the good work.

no one can replace

  • snappy

  • totes

  • cummybot2000

Zoz

Kill yourself you worthless piece of node.js code.

Edit: Oh! I meant zle zozzle!!

I got your back, Ed. My copy of W10 LTSB started moaning about activation a little while ago and all seemed lost. Only through His good graces was I able to banish the evil Micro$haft demons from whence they came. Thank you.

Win10 LTSB Meme edition

install Gentoo ya botnet faggot

/g/ probably lmao

I'd def be a linuxfag if it wasn't for my sweet, sweet vidya. Unfortunately, it looks like I'll be slobbin' Billy G's knob for a while yet.

Just use a VM with GPU pass through

Are these softwares traps or is Ed actually... useful? 🤔

Traps. Has to be traps.

Can confirm, Ed ButteredToast violently raped my software.

Oh wait, sorry, that was Windows Millenium.

Shame on you for tempting him!

Ed why does office365 suck such dick?

I've installed Office 2013. Office 2016 installs a stupid service in the background that can't be disable if you want the apps to works. Don't know about office365

/u/Ed_ButteredToast from now on I'm gonna be like that one cousin who doesn't really talk to you unless they need free technical support and then all of the sudden they're your best friend.

pls no

Ed you know how to make text underlined, so maybe we could get together this weekend and you could give me some pointers...

https://i.imgur.com/okmOr3N.png

That's why I do it. Not to make it underlined but to make it smaller. That's how the ###### header formatting works on the Reddit mobile app lol

This is kind of hot.