It's all about ethics in blowing your dog's dick for /r/metacanada

41  2018-03-05 by IAintThatGuy

55 comments

Is u/aluzky back?

/uJoelTrolls are you /u/aluzky?

Subtle

It's /u/aluzky. What are you expecting.

Lol he's been flaired as dog fucker.

Every argument should be made using logic... Should we make being a furry illegal? I personally find it strange, but so long as they are not hurting anyone, there should be no legislation which limits their existence within the current human rights framework.

/u/JoelTrolls, with a username like that, and suggesting that furries are people, it's hard not to be disappointed at such an obvious trolling attempt.

/u/Frostfedora will always be OG dogfucker

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Most, if not all of our laws are based on Christian morality and always have been. Atheist, communist liberals and their ilk tend to pretend otherwise and base their morality on arbitrary bullshit.

How the hell do you manage to give so much ground in an argument against a dog fucker with such ridiculous statements

communist liberals

don't worry he obviously knows what hes talking about

People like this are some of my favorite opponents as a zoophile. They pretty much just lay out exactly what their objection is rather than making weird arguments about alleged "animal cruelty."

So, wait, are you saying you’re a dog fucker?

I'm an interspecies eroticism enthusiast.

Sure are a lot of you pooch pokers on Reddit.

Yeah, out of the biggest social websites, Reddit's historically been the most accepting of it up until the admins shut down every zoophilia (even non-pornographic) related subreddit around four months. Most us just congregate on Telegram and obscure independent internet forums now.

We actually did a solid amount of work when it comes to protecting animal welfare on /r/zoophilia. Since it was one of the first websites to come up when you searched related terms on Google, we'd be able to get a fair amount of people asking dumb questions like "hi i'm 16 and really horny, should i stick my dick in my small dog's asshole?" and talk them down from doing so. Now they end up on sites that care less about that sort of thing.

So what you’re saying is that it’s about ethics in dog buggery?

haha just wondering but what sized dogg has an acceptable butthole size for a human penis haha

small dog, small hog

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kill yourself

BURN THE WITCH!

'e turned me into a newt.

Canadian conservatives are mentally deranged. I don't know if they don't get high speed internet or they just hate becoming informed, but they believe the most stupid shit. Alex Jones could become prime minister there.

Alex Jones could become prime minister there.

Wouldn't that be an improvement on Trudeau?

Too bad Rob Ford died, I think he could have connected with minorities based on shared hobbies.

Wouldn't that be an improvement on Trudeau?

A bar so low you can't even trip on it.

Hold up, Canada legalized beastiality? lmao

Their Supreme Court ruled on the laws governing bestiality. Until they pass new laws, they considered that the current ones don't clearly define what is illegal. So some sex acts with animals were ruled legal under current definitions..

So they are not saying bestiality should be legal, just that the laws need to be clarified?

The canadian supreme court are not full blown degenerates yet. But let Trudeau have his way and soon they'll rule it should be legal and protected by law.

If you say so.

I suppose he’s planning on giving the refugees some goats so canada doesn’t end up with rape gangs like germany.

At least you know muslims will never fuck dogs.

State enforced bestiality by 2070.

This is where immigration will save Canada. In a few years, they'll probably end up adoption Sharia law, and that won't be fun for dog fuckers.

Fuck you cunt. The supreme Court ruled beast blowies are legal. You might as well just call em dog fuckers too idiot

Wait until Trudeau makes it legal, protected from "discrimination", and even mandatory.

Cause the PM has that power /s

Isn't his job making sure he leaves the country more degenerate than when he found it?

I just elected him to legalize weed so probably in your mind yes.

I hindsight I semi-regret my vote but that's only because I am in Ontario and Wynne is going to literally be the worst drug dealer ever since she will charge too much.

I just elected him to legalize weed so probably in your mind yes.

So how is that going? I don't do drugs but honestly weed is far from the worst.

Hell, if you got those First Nations fuckers on weed instead of alcohol of huffing gas, they might actually try growing it and accidentaly do something productive between the times they get high.

I personally would legalize all drugs but I realize that's an unpopular opinion because people seem to think once it's legal everyone will want to try even with education on addiction and negative effects, currently first nations are growing and selling on reserve and I don't appreciate the sentiment that we all drink and huff gas (although I'm blitz as fuck on rum and it's like 10am...but it's my birthday)

although I'm blitz as fuck on rum and it's like 10am...but it's my birthday

Is there a special way to keep time where First Nations people have a birthday everyday? That would explain a lot.

You're a cunt and I hope you are banned for racism you cunt.

Seeing as this is /r/drama, I wonder how much racism (or what kind) would get anyone banned? And it's not racism if they're not technically human.

Pretty sure it's a gray area in many US states, mostly because lawmakers never thought people would actually want to blow their dog. Little did they know, Canadians can move to the US.

Literally what I think happened. The degeneracy of the left has led to dog blowies and the legal system hasn't outpaced the rediculous insanity of the sexual degeneracy they are willing to stoop too yet in order to jail those fuckers.

That thread was just a treat.

Eww

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I for one, were I an animal, would vastly prefer the odd blowjob to death and/or indentured servitude.

the internet sincerely was a huge mistake

And yet, is he wrong?

For imagining get blown as a dog?

Yes?

At least he was told not to play with his food. But in Canada nothing (legally) keeps you from having sex with an animal before killing and eating it.

The SCC was definitely retarded when they decided forcing your toddler daughter to have her vag licked by a dog wasn't bestiality, fucking animals is still illegal

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Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

No no no, you idiot, that line is supposed to rhyme:

Where have you gone, ted kaczynski
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to youczynski