I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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Still the deepest burn ever

Someone doesn't like being reminded he is truly a Russian shill.

/u/spez, can you explain why Internet Research Agency was allowed to operate on Reddit and further two civil wars, costing thousands of lives and furthering Russia's global reach?

Or are you too busy hanging out with the alt-right mods of /r/politics?

Can we get some original thoughts around here, or is r/drama destined to circle the drain like so many toilets and previous internet forums?

u/spez confirmed for suckling at the nazi teat tbh

the COMMIEnazi tweat

G A N G

NAZBOL ASSEMBLE

Or are you too busy hanging out with the alt-right mods of /r/politics?

pffft hahaha I can't tell if this shit is serious or not anymore

Its parodying the somehow popular sentiment that Reddit is a haven for Nazis. Shit, it’s hardly safe (in terms of karma) to be conservative.

Shit, it’s hardly safe (in terms of karma) to be conservative.

Now the next step is to make it hardly safe in real life to be a conservative.

Oh noes, my karma.

Conservative subs would be the same way for liberals, except instead of downvoting they just ban you

There’s a difference between subs and Reddit as a whole. You should expect to be banned for talking shit on Bernie in a Bernie sub. You’ll be downvoted almost anywhere on Reddit for being a republican

You should expect to be banned for talking shit on bernie in a bernie sub

Nope. This is 100% wrong, and I'm pretty sure you'd get pissed if this actually happened.

Nope

Saying you don’t want free speech has a 100% correlation to thinking gulags weren’t that bad

Yeah, so?

Reddit loves Robert Mueller... A registered republican

/r/politics became a heavily pro-Hillary subreddit the moment Bernie lost the primaries, and was like that throughout 2016 elections. How come it's considered alt right now?

Also it's pretty ironic that the person in OP complains about pro Russian influence while being a moderator of two Russia-related political subreddits at once. It's almost like he is biased or something.

How come it's considered alt right now?

Because they dont ban hatespeech and allow fascists a plaform for their speech

The altright thing is a joke. Some politics posters complain their mods are conservative (right of communist).

No they don’t like communist either or anything left of center. /r/politics is filled with a ton of center left Lena Dunham liberals.

Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods/

not for months. it's been banned.

Or are you too busy hanging out with the alt-right mods of /r/politics?

The most reddit comment ever

suspended for three days

Cry me a river.

I guess it always seemed obvious that he could do stuff like this if he wanted.

It was probably better for the world that he did do it, otherwise people might keeping thinking that reddit had some real underlying integrity or something silly like that.

That's true, petty it is!

You told me you love me, why did you leave me, all alone?

Now you tell me you need me, when you call me, on the phone.

Girl I refuse.

You must have me confused, with some other guy.

The bridges were burned now it's your turn.

Now you say you're lonely
You cry the whole night thorough
Well, you can cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

Now you say you're sorry
For bein' so untrue
Well, you can cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

You drove me, nearly drove me out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember, I remember all that you said
Told me love was too plebeian
Told me you were through with me and

Now you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

I cried a river over you
I cried a river over you

I'm sad to say I associate this song mostly with that scene from V for Vendetta.

I'm sad

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Now see this just reaffirms to me that the type of person who would make a bot like this and as poorly as this is definitely, not coincidentally, a cat person.

I’m sad that you made such a shitty bot.

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I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

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I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

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Bad bot

Don't abuse the bots.

You told me to take love easy

like grass grows on the weir

but I was young and foolish

and now I am full of tears 😥😥😥

I almost miss the hordes of new Russian/Assad accounts shitting up /r/SyrianCivilWar. Since Operation Olive Branch started it’s been full of /r/Turkey roaches.

/u/Woofers_MacBarkFloof, do you think /u/spez is a secret turkroach?

I’d rather them then the Turks, maybe they’d balance each other out.

Seriously. Bring back the vacationing Green Men.

The Roach is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an insect, a parasite, a pest, an unwelcome guest, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Roach and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back into his hole: “I’ve been found out.”

this

=)

Brought a tear to my eye.

Are you bothered by SUPERIOR TURKISH MIGHT pounding puny American proxies?

From Caroline Finkel’s Osman’s Dream, she recounts the myth of Osman’s famous vision, a founding myth still recited by little roaches to this day:

Osman saw himself and his host reposing near each other.

From the bosom of Edebali rose the full moon, and inclining towards the bosom of Osman it sank upon it, and was lost to sight. After that a goodly tree sprang forth, which grew in beauty and in strength, ever greater and greater.

Still did the embracing verdure of its boughs and branches cast an ampler and an ampler shade, until they canopied the extreme horizon of the three parts of the world. Under the tree stood four mountains, which he knew to be Caucasus, Atlas, Taurus, and Haemus.

These mountains were the four columns that seemed to support the dome of the foliage of the sacred tree with which the earth was now centered.

From the roots of the tree gushed forth four rivers, the Tigris, the Euphrates, the Danube, and the Nile.

Tall ships and barks innumerable were on the waters.

The fields were heavy with harvest.

The mountain sides were clothed with forests.

The goats of the plateau were plentiful and seductive.

So when you stated they have a terrible penchant for brigrading or whatever, his retarded ass shows up to prove you right?

/u/totalrandomperson lmao

Nah, he’s posted here before.

The Turkish stereotype is fucking donkeys.

Guess who are the usual suspects.

I can take a look, do you have anything else I can put into the search to make it easier?

do you have anything else I can put into the search to make it easier?

Besides the wiki, not much. I first read about it (without the totally true last line) in Finkel’s book, and have been looking for a version I can integrate into muh b8. If you can’t find anything easily, is /r/Turkey a good place to ask?

You can try, you would need a historian with real books or something like that though, all my searches only found retarded nationalist facebook pages.

Awww, i thought i actually tried for once and felt almost sure he wasn't from here.

Your impotent wh*Te squeals simply cannot put TURKİSH majesty to words, don't try to insult me with this weak shit.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Here's 3,000.

Turkey is majestic.

Turkey is a shithole.

Hmmmmm.

Wow I had no idea this Syrian conflict was a subreddit. But does it even matter to follow if it's just being spammed by foreign interests?

There was/is certainly a little spam, but I wouldn’t really blame the current cesspool on “foreign interests” so much as on edgy teenagers who have more angst than perspective. The Russian intervention brought a new disruptive user base, just as the Turkish operation is doing now. Even the mods call it cancer.

So you think angsty teens are the problem? Doubtful. Haha

Doubtful.

I'm not discounting the possibility that there's opinion management going on, I just don't think it's as prevalent or effective as in T_D, /r/politics, or /r/worldnews (if you were there when Little Green Men showed up, you know what I mean).

You guys do realize it’s probably an automated program, right?

/u/CosmicKeys, the glorious male specimen who once unbanned me when /u/_lilpoundcake was on the rag (😘), is definitely not making fun of the dork who originally posted the screenshot because /u/spez is 100% a Russian Nazi.

Also, no being reasonable. 😡 Banned for violating Rule 10.

Do you think lil is posting under an alt? I geniunely missed her posting the RuPaul drama

So many good users are gone now ;_;

Do you think lil is posting under an alt?

She got spooked by creeps so I’m not going to reveal her alt. She posted a lot in makeup subs and talked about her work—rumor has it jewdank and/or noodles doxxed her.

Yeah, I believe it. You remember dornish or SirGallant? Either of them make any waves?

I miss SGL actually, he was a good poster, and a maple syrup drinker like yourself iirc.

im p sure SGL is still here under an alt

I hope so, was he another one of noodle's casualties?

it was kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who doxxed her

my baseless rumor that I invented source says it was definitely noodles, stop spreading fake news

either post more pics of your sister’s feet or fuck off

here

So he DOES read all those pings and modmails he gets?

He probably has an assistant do it or something. It would be a full time job to go through all those hateful pings.

It's more likely an automated response, methinks

Probably not even that. The way I would do it is to autoignore anything beyond what I've logged in for. Them just just pay attention to PMs (if that) and replies for comments. Even that would end in a deluge of redditors.

He's competent enough to edit comments in the DB, surely he can make a script to do that.

Even neo couldnt edit comments in a database.

i'd do the same thing just for kicks tbh

Do it now

I've told /u/spez to fuck himself plenty of times. Hes just been such a pussy turning off pings that hes never seen them. Well this time is for real: fuck you /u/spez and everything you stand for.

You wouldn't delete their account? Pussy

"ooooo I'm a rebel just for kicks" - spez, probably

I miss Ellen Pao

She was a blessing tbh, and she enjoyed stirring shit ^{from what I saw}

She was so good at it that she didnt even have to do anything. By merely existing she infuriated Redditors. It was amazing.

the OG of drama.

"You dont create drama, you let others create the drama and bring it to you"

-Picasso von Confucius

Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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You made me really sad. I saw that red box and thought that a real human being responded to my post, only to see its a bot.

Now I am going to probably hang myself in the morning and if I do this is what tipped me over.

:(

Look! I commented and I'm probably mostly human. :D

That's exactly what a bot would say

No, I'm waiting for Japan to make cyborg/chobit bodies I can download my brain into. I want to have an at hone one and an itty bitty one like Sumomo so I can sneak into his pocket and pull pranks at his work.

Good bot

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99969% sure that zenicaone is not a bot.

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!high-five

Hey look a red box. This one says you're an okay human with interesting hobbies.

Now I am going to probably hang myself in the morning and if I do this is what tipped me over.

Good bot.

Only true for inferior women tbh.

I love those old racist Confucious jokes.

Drama kween. o7

All she had to do was legitimize and implement the censorious changes and SJW moderation that has made Reddit so good lately.

I really do wonder what the freak out would have been like if she had been the one to ban FPH. It was a multi day tantrum when a white dude named Steve did it, probably the biggest Ive seen. If Pao had done it? Someone might have car bombed the servers even.

By merely existing she infuriated Redditors.

by merely existing and being a woman

I really don't.

More interestingly, did you see Quinn Norton getting dragged over the coals recently?

Nope, what happened?

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/02/the-new-york-times-fired-my-doppelganger/554402/

Wtf is this article man, how many paragraphs does she need before she describes what actually fucking happened (she showed her power level).

idk I didn't actually read it. my limited understanding of the situation is this mong decided to stay friends with a literal natzee and got fired.

Let mercy guide us forward in these troubled times. Let yourself imagine, because imagination is the wellspring of hope. Here, in the beginning of the 21st century, hope is our duty to the future.

I love The Atlantic but why did they give that crazy bitch a platform?

No idea. Probably money.

gross!

wow even though shes writing that, she still comes off as a piece of shit

this but unironically. she blocked me tho :(

wow what a jerk!

Before or after she raided your pension fund

I’d let her raid my asshole un-lubbed so what do you think?

I think she's too busy grifting to fit you in for an appointment.

Just be sure to turn around during it and check that it's not her husband.

Uncalled for; was it after you offered her /r/4chan?

I’m just guessing she blocked me since she never responded to any of my pings. I’m happy that she liked your hand-carved Pepe though.

Wait, what did she block you on? Reddit?

I miss yishan.

what i’m hearing is, we need to get these mayos out and bring back those chinese secrets

wait /u/spez what race are you

He's white. Very, very white

He looks 14

i can see it, but those are the eyes of a man.

a man who's done too much speed

If that is him, no wonder he has white pride.

That's him. Google "reddit ceo" and click images.

It must be a miracle he didnt end up shooting up his school.

r/hhh mod

She still posts.

yeah but she’s not important

who doesn’t? right in the kisser

Remember the time an internet lynch mob of angry white males cyberbullied an Asian woman in STEM who was put on a glass cliff by her bosses, who were also white males?

So basically Internet Research Agency is the Russian equivalent of Correct The Record? (or whatever they're called now)

We've all known Reddit is filled with astroturfing. Astroturfing is cheap and easy, and surprisingly effective on sites like this.

What's the bet countless other countries are doing the exact same thing?

I certainly hope my taxes credit are used on astroturfing, but honestly, I don't think we are competent enough to.

Reeeeee CTR reeeee

(((JDIF)))

It's JIDF and the echos are redundant you clown.

and surprisingly effective on sites like this.

is it?

CTR were working for Hillary and now they're out of a job cause she lost.

Shareblue and splc are two of the bigger shill farms now.

What's the bet countless other countries are doing the exact same thing?

The corpse of Bell Pottinger is probably still shitting up Reddit too IMO.

Surprisingly?

IRA is owned and controlled by the Russian government. CTR is only controlled by a political party

The only thing I've been suspended for is creating /r/themayocide a few months ago. It was beautiful while it lasted. Never forget.

I had thre same thing for r/mayocide

Was that the one where you fucked with the Reddit mayocide

Fucking mayos, when will they learn.

It was a sight so glorious it would melt the tiny brain of the mayo cavebeast with incomprehension.

o7

RIP in peace

Why not just call it /r/holdthemayo

With great power comes great response ability.

Deep.

TBH, the suspension was fair.

inb4 banned for this.

Spez more Lamespez am i right or am o right. Up top fam. ✋

Maybe try being polite. It doesn't cost anything, even when your enemies aren't being polite.

You expect someone who lets their wife spread her legs all over town and gets off on it like /u/spez would have a thick skin? Guy probably cries himself to sleep at night because he gets cyberbullied daily and he can't look away.

/u/spez how deep are you willing to DIGG your hole?

there’s a reason no one remembers digg

Gotta Digg

You sound autistic

he is, doesn’t make him wrong

lol Spez lettin the Russkies roam free

He's compromised too. Who do you think's been propping up this unprofitable shithole?

Carter Page?

How fucking hard is it to sit back and let your website make you money for fucks sake

Are you fucking kidding me?! I once had someone PM me telling me they were going to rape me, and then post the same rape threat on several of my comments, and when I sent links and screenshots to actual Reddit admins I was told that “you can’t take internet threats seriously”

A guy got away with telling me he is going to find out where I live and then rape me 5+ times and got away with it but you say “fuck you” to /u/spez and you get suspended

I know it's a week-old post, but if what you say is true you can legally hand this over to the police, or even the media. Let the officers/ reporters know Reddit condoned these actions and didn't assist in any way.

I'm sorry someone did that to you. Be safe. :)

Get power or get lost.

Heil Spez

Should have perm banned you tbh.

BRINGBACKELLENPAO

Worth it

reddit has always had an extremely decadent and warped relationshi with the middle east. Maybe its top down and not just shitty mods.

u/spez only takes subs that are majority white seriously.

I think spez should have just banned TD and then banned anyone who ever posted that they liked Trump. Turn the whole thing into a glorious witch hunt with real witches who deserve at the very least the mild inconvenience of having their valuable discussion stamped out for the flaming turd it is.

u/spez has the thinnest of skins tbqh

I do love everyone hating Spez it's pretty fun pass time to unite the site

...it's probably an auto-mated response...

Maybe next time don't say 'fuck you' if you want to illicit a change. Cursing out someone gets you nowhere.

Dear /u/spez,

Fuck you.

Sincerely, me.

Am a mod of /r/military. I reported his announcement post for a gag. Account got a three day suspension the next day. Other admins did nothing, got nothing but automated comments when I tried to challenge it. Can provide pics as proof.

we should all message this spez fag

Google his pic. He is fucking beta numale.