8 out of 10 on the Mooch Scale

I love this fucking guy! I can't believe they've been holding him back from us. I can't even wait for May sweeps.

Here's his full CNN interview with Erin Burnett. The entire thing is top memes but I've timestamped it for when she tries to give him an intervention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrfsm5bHa60&t=1720

Here he is on MSNBC realizing there is a very real possibility he is going to Federal pound-me-in-the-bussy prison.

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/970805778784313344

Only Hitchens could pull off being drunk on national television.

Just wait till they give me a show

We all could use some good bussy poundings these days.

A bussy unpounded is just an asshole.

Classic quote. Was it from Voltaire?

Oh my god this is amazing

Text version: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/05/politics/sam-nunberg-analysis/index.html?sr=twCNN030518sam-nunberg-analysis0510PMVODtop

This is unbelievable.

god damn. couldn't they have just posted the quotes and then some context instead of the buzzfeed esque snarky comments referencing every pop culture meme there is?

I liked the snarky comments! Can't say that they were the best part of the article only because that was the quotes themselves. Also, the Manchurian Candidate was classy and refined pop-culture reference.

😍mod material amirite😍

Serious question, since this sub is full of degenerates bold explorers of mind-expanding substances, what drugs was he on? A combination of cocaine and alcohol? Surely a guy who's having a meltdown like this must have stimulants in him so he can have such poor judgment yet be able to walk and stay awake.

He's an undeniable brainlet to begin with so whatever is effecting him he doesn't have much of an inoculation against it. He's prolly just stressed, stupid, and sozzled.

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Good thot

Purple drank.

I don't know why, but that reminded me of these gems.

Bad bot

Haha wtf

Everyone around Trump is zooted 24/7. It's the only way they can survive.

They're probably shooting heroin in the white house bathrooms just to avoid blowing their brains out.

Are you legit retarded? I know we adore trolling here, but I'm starting to think you might be serious. It's a trolljob, right? RIGHT?

I'm retarded for pointing out the fact Trump is such a moron even his own cult is starting to ditch him?

Honestly it's surprising hearing the more ardent supporters backing down a bit.

Never.

I mean Trump is a fucking retard but at least he has his ape brain stem. You on the other hand, well I'm not convinced you're an experimental posting bot that is exploring the limits of smugness, hatred and pedantry combined with increasing levels of self- unawareness.

Got em.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE KILL ME IM NOT KIDDING I HATE MYSELF I WANT TO DIE OH MY GOD IM SO MISERABLE PLEASE GOD LET ME DIE

Are any of Trump's aides/campaign managers/spokesmen not fucking retarded?

Sorry bro, what you call retarded us Americans call "charm."

It's the dream team, baby. Weaponizing autism is their thing..

Let's stop sugarcoating it. "Autism" is just a social disorder for cool smart people like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. This is retardation. They are weaponizing retardation.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Nolan_(politician)

The the former head of Donald Trump's presidential campaign in Kentucky was charged with child sex trafficking along with 28 felonies including charges of rape, human trafficking, witness tampering, prostitution, unlawful transaction with a minor and sodomy. There were 22 victims, including eight juveniles.

Tim Nolan (politician)

Timothy "Tim" L. Nolan (born 5 February 1947) is an American former state district court judge, a former leader in the Republican Party and a former chairman of Donald Trump's presidential campaign in Kentucky. Nolan was personally handpicked by Trump for the role. On February 9, 2018, he pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.

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lol he already pussied out

ayyy lmao

Tfw you’ve done all the coke and start feeling spun out and regret all the shit you talked during your binge.

Lmao how can a (former) top level Adviser of Trump and the campaign have such a meltdown on national TV. He even spread his meltdown over the whole afternoon and different channels.

For the lulz.

There was more than booze going on there. You don’t energetically fuck yourself on multiple TV interviews like that without some kind of stimulant in the mix.