r/drama: Dearest friends

Dearest friends

27 2018-03-06 by SPEZ_AKBAR

Dear lovely ladies of /r/Drama,

With the recent demise of /u/*trumpismywaifu, I would like to submit an application for token conservative. I’m actually Catholic, so I have 2000 years worth of arguments against degeneracy ready to deploy. I’m also not American so I’m happy to play devils advocate even when your representatives are more retarded than an LGBTQIA++ bishop. To top it all off, I’m not retarded enough to get myself banned.

Love,

/u/Spez Akbar

60 comments

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1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-06

u tell 'em snappy

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-06

We know you're not replaceable, boo <3

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

> Catholic

> Conservative

Sure maybe in whatever European country you're from but around these parts the Pope is as important as a LGBTQ Bishop.

Because he's a Bishop and America has more Bishops then one.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

What?

At the most basic, the values conservatives conserve tend to be Catholic values.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

Like being lead by a token "Argentinian" and playing up his "totally real" ethnicity to try and grow your base?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

Come on. You can’t be that retarded. Jesus gave Peter keys to the kingdom of heaven, conferring material authority over the Church((((they))) had their second in command given the “keys to the kingdom”). Peter than became the first bishop of Rome, a transferable position. As such, the Bishop of Rome has authority over the Church. Only retards deny this.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

first bishop of Rome

Only a Catholic is dumb enough to think that Rome is the entire world.

the Bishop of Rome has authority over the Church

Ah yes that famous part of the Bible where Jesus told Peter he had authority over the other Disciples.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

dumb enough to think that Rome is the whole world

I never said that, I said that the Bishop of Rome(ass the occupant of the seat if the Holy See) has very real authority over the whole of the Church.

part of the bible where Jesus told peter he has authority over the other disciples

Ummmm sweetie.........

And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

Matthew 16:17-19

He saith unto him the third time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, Lovest thou me? And he said unto him, Lord, thou knowest all things; thou knowest that I love thee. Jesus saith unto him, Feed my sheep.

John 21:17 (ponder why Peter is the shepherd, and not another apostle)

He’s also named first every time the apostles are listed, and very consistently leads meetings throughout Acts.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

> ponder why Peter is the shepherd, and not another apostle

>apostle

THINGS CATHOLICS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

upon this rock

petra

Jesus said petra

not go secret away the Bible and don't let the commonman learn it or you can pay your way with riches out of Hell.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

Anglicans are Catholic

Mormons too)

and Baptists

Apostle is a commonly accepted term for those first 12.

Jesus spoke Greek

He said “cephas”(which is aramic and the only word for rock) which got translated as Petra because it fit the sentence better than the masculine form(Petros). That degenerated over time to Peter. When Jesus said the line in Aramic it would’ve been “I will call you ’rock’, on this rock I will build my church”. Nobody else in the bible gets that name.

You also ignored the line after that, which is more important.

secret away the Bible

But when Luther got going:

1) Peasants were fucking dumb. It’d be like arguing that (((engineers))) today hide away the spec sheets and underlying theory for electronic components.

2) Books were expensive. Nobody today argues that the latest AAA game is being “kept from the poor” because it requires decent specs.

3) People were busy. Most people are too busy with recreation to read the Bible. Imagine when they had to spend that long working just to eat.

Nobody was working hard at secreting away the Bible you unrepentant fuck.

Also, indulgences haven’t been for sale longer than America has existed. It’s hardly relevant today.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

Apostle is a commonly accepted term for those first 12.

Yea Apostle, why don't you go relook at what you posted before you run off to Wikipedia again.

Nobody was working hard at secreting away the Bible you unrepentant fuck.

> Knowing so little about your own religion that you don't even learn Greek and instead post Catholic conspiracy theories about words being mistranslated by the Catholics.

That degenerated over time to Peter

> He thinks Greek Proper nouns need to be translated

Mat 23:9 says what?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

I posted “ponder why peter is the shepherd, and not another apostle”. In the sense that Peter is the one who is told to lead the flock, instead of the other 11.

Catholic conspiracy theories

The facts that Aramic only had one word for rock, and that Greek wasn’t the language Jesus was speaking in are hardly conspiracy theories. Find me a source which denies that Peter was called Cephas in his lifetime.

Matthew 23:9

You take that literally ad absurdium, yet ignore Peter being given the “keys to the kingdom of heaven”. Here’s a hyper-autistic breakdown of why that isn’t literal.

Another point: at what point does the Church which assembled the Bible stop being the true Church?

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

literally absurdium,

>Matthew 23:9

Okay I know you are actually sperging out real hard now but you're going to have to explain you think my interpretation of Matthew 23:9 is

Pretty impressive feat consdiering I literally only quoted it rofl

Church which assembled the Bible stop being the true Church?

I know enjoy looking up fallacies on Wikipedia so maybe you can tell me what this one is.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

I only quoted it

You implied it somehow opposed the validity of the Church. I assumed you were referring to the common prot spergout.

which fallacy

It’s a ship of thesus question. If the people composing the church has changed, yet the priests have retained apostolic succession, miracles still occur today, and the Holy See is still occupied, is the Catholic Church still the one true Church?

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

implied

Naw you're a sperg who created a entire argument in his head about things I never said and googled sources to prove me wrong.

It’s a ship of thesus question.

No it's a strawman because you are arguing about things you've invented me saying that don't have anything to do with the Catholics.

yet the priests have retained apostolic succession

> He thinks the Catholics are the one true Church because of Apostolic succession

> He doesn't even know those other Bishops in America the entire fucking point of this conversation.

You're actually such a retard wow.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

You missed the present day miracles and seat of the Holy See.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

present day miracles

I wasn't aware the Catholic Church was now laying claim to all Miracles but i'm not surprised.

The Holy See

Remember how this entire fucking conversation i've been telling you about these other Bishops

How dense are you.

Any other nonsensical points that don't have anything to do with the conversation you want me to answer next like my opinion on Mini-Golf?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

I was referring to Fatima, Medjourie, and Eucharistic miracles. Prots have none of those.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

LoL, things Catholics actually believe.

You really think that Miracles only happen to good Catholics?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

I think the only documented miracles of the past 100 years have happened to Catholics.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

Naw, we just don't tell you about them to let you feel special, in Wales there's a place went to where she prayed away her Elephantism.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-03-06

trusting charismatics

1 justanotherusername_ 2018-03-06

Then = time

Than = comparison

Make like an Apostle and meet your maker

1 froibo 2018-03-06

Yes he absolutely can.

1 NormanImmanuel 2018-03-06

Like being lead by a token "Argentinian" and playing up his "totally real" ethnicity to try and grow your base?

What do you think he is? A reptilian?

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

Worse, Italian

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-06

It is estimated up to 25 million Argentines have some degree of Italian descent (up to 62.5% of the total population), Italians began arriving in Argentina in great numbers from 1857 to 1940, totaling 44.9% of the entire post-colonial immigrant population; more than from any other country (including Spain at 31.5%).

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

Yes, I don't expect you to be smart enough to know the nuance of some degree of Italian descent vs his parents moving to Argentina.

You really think a new Zealander knows anything about Immigrants

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-06

First-generation immigrants aren't real ~~Americans~~ Argentinians!

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06

"Argentinian" isn't an ethnicity,

Wow you're actually so autistic you take my posts seriously and feel the need to wopwash Argentines because you don't understand math and how it applies to heritage.

You do understand you pretty much said African-Americans aren't African because they mostly have White Blood right

1 ComedicSans 2018-03-06

Argentinians aren't people because they are white.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-03-06