Oh ok. Was that little girl just being annoying? It couldn't possibly be that they're just breed to kill. Don't hate the breed. Hate the deed. Amirite?
I did some googling and I actually found a confirmed chihuahua death, appears a man killed himself out of shame after his son brought a chihuahua home and introduced it as "his dog"
Actually yes, had an acquaintance I worked with for a while who owned a pit that, in her words, “ate” cats and had killed and consumed at least three (strays, I assume). She brought it by a couple of times, and it was well-behaved enough.
My bigger worry here is that someone would interfere with the sacred process of the username ping.
If by that you mean realized that pit bulls are incredibly loving creatures that need to be tormented to absolutely extreme levels before attacking humans then yes.
If by "tormented to absolutely extreme levels" you mean mildly startled before it tries to kill a baby, sure. Your dog is degenerate, take it to be euthanized.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-03-07
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1 DoggoOfPeace 2018-03-07
Arf, arf!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
who's a good boy?
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
Imagine unironically defending nigbulls
u/miketwo345 u/buttersack
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
have you ever actually seen a bad pit bull IRL, or just the social media propaganda?
1 Velxon 2018-03-07
No u
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
I have. Two separate occasions a pit tried to eat my chihuahua.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Is that really the pit's fault though? Chihuahuas are tiny balls of hatred and the always beg bigger dogs to attack them.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Uh yeah. They're dumb if they're intimidated by an 8 lb dog.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
They're not intimidated. They are annoyed.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
So they instantly kill this thing that is merely annoying them.
Really helping their case here, bud.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
I don't think you know the meaning of the word "instantly"
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Oh ok. Was that little girl just being annoying? It couldn't possibly be that they're just breed to kill. Don't hate the breed. Hate the deed. Amirite?
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
There is a severe lack of context with regards to the article. Pibbles were not bred to kill at all.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
no they’re hungry
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
hm
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
What's your point?
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
food isn’t very intimidating
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Well I mean I don't think it was literally trying to eat my dog. Just shake it to death.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
oh
well that makes it sound like rough play though, lol
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-07
I thought I was the owner not the breed? Does that only relate to that pit bulls?
Get a better dog you degenerate loser
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Hurts when the shoe is on the other foot doesn't it?
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-03-07
What shoe?
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
no, the breed’s a total factor. especially in terms of power and eatability
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-07
Your dog opinions are worthless.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
I used to feel the same way until I got one. At least they don't rip kids faces off.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-07
Neither do gerbils
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Those aren't dogs so not an argument
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-07
Being so small and shitty that it can't effectively hurt people is the best attribute of your "dog"
https://www.caninejournal.com/dog-bite-statistics/
spoiler: Chihuahua most likely to bite
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
That's great. Show me how many people and animals they've killed.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-07
Your dog sucks
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Nigga u gay
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-03-07
I did some googling and I actually found a confirmed chihuahua death, appears a man killed himself out of shame after his son brought a chihuahua home and introduced it as "his dog"
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
come on, who wouldn’t?
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
Actually yes, had an acquaintance I worked with for a while who owned a pit that, in her words, “ate” cats and had killed and consumed at least three (strays, I assume). She brought it by a couple of times, and it was well-behaved enough.
My bigger worry here is that someone would interfere with the sacred process of the username ping.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Another great example of a terrible owner
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
Literally how?
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
She brags about how her pibbles kills other animals and does nothing to discourage the behaviour. Literally a terrible owner.
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
Where in that post did I describe her actions in a way that would allow you to draw such conclusions?
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
That is how it comes across.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
letting her dogs eat cats? i mean, i don’t do that
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
yer not supposed to let your dog do that though
1 incineratechicken 2018-03-07
I mean, how do you stop it? Do you take it out on a lead every time it needs to shit, since there might be a cat on the fence?
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
my fences can’t support a cat lol
i usually use a leash though
1 siskonaut 2018-03-07
Yes I've seen multiple. Owners weren't even dog fighters just regular people who thought pits were like every other breed.
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
how do i know YOURE not social media propaganda
1 siskonaut 2018-03-07
I am 100% real American just like you. Trust me comrade.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Exactly
1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
Pitbulls should be shot 😤😤😤
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
That's like Nikolas Cruz of the dog world lol.
1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
Pitbull pupies = 🤢
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
you wouldn't kill hitler as a child? (killing being the only option)
1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
Eh, I used "vomiting" emoji after =.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
you didn't answer my question ;)
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1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
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1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
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1 mutecharlatan 2018-03-07
Clearly, this is not gussy....and not even bussy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-03-07
THE MIGHTY 🅱️️ENIS!!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
1 Thhueros 2018-03-07
No, I would teach him to be woke to the femoid question instead of the Jews.
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-07
I'd teach him what he did wrong and tell the japs not to bomb pearl harbour for the lulz
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-07
Lol you had pearl harbour coming
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-07
Who is 'you'
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-07
I dont care
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-07
Then why go through the effort of writing a comment
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-07
Fuck you, thats why
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-07
I am shocked and appalled at this terrible language.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-07
I hate english too
1 Stuntman119 2018-03-07
ш одо Пнтщщхшпх
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-03-07
Låtsasspråk
1 80BAIT08 2018-03-07
/u/Only_One_Kenobi are you pitpilled yet?
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
If by that you mean realized that pit bulls are incredibly loving creatures that need to be tormented to absolutely extreme levels before attacking humans then yes.
1 80BAIT08 2018-03-07
If by "tormented to absolutely extreme levels" you mean mildly startled before it tries to kill a baby, sure. Your dog is degenerate, take it to be euthanized.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
You have obviously never spent more than a second around pibbles
1 JackalJonesIV 2018-03-07
Just fucking keep yourself safe already
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
I'm very safe, except that pibbles make terrible guard dogs as they are more likely to lick an intruder than anything else.
1 siskonaut 2018-03-07
Disgusting
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
You are disgusted by a word? That you cannot even quote correctly?
1 80BAIT08 2018-03-07
kys with pibble
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
It's spelled kiss. And pibble kisses are best kisses.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
So should you
1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-03-07
/r/UpliftingNews has a more deceiving sub name than /r/StormFront
1 Fading_Joy 2018-03-07
Yeah, how is seeing a little girl mutilated uplifting
1 nomad1c 2018-03-07
it's a white girl
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
i mean it’s at like +25
1 cruelandusual 2018-03-07
"The problem isn't the breed, the problem is that people like myself are disproportionately likely to abuse their dogs!"
1 grungebot5000 2018-03-07
i mean, prolly
1 OniTan 2018-03-07
Quick, go to KFC and claim they wouldn't serve you!
1 EasySchmitty 2018-03-07
Pitcaps where you at
1 Diaperologist 2018-03-07
/u/ParticularVillage you had me for a few seconds there bud
1 turtlesrprettycool 2018-03-07
We need to ban assault dogs.
1 cleverseneca 2018-03-07
Yeah no its totally the bread. A country wheat or foccacia will just never have the heavy bite of a pumpernickel, these are just facts.
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Damn that violent loaf
1 Tarrock 2018-03-07
Reddit just like pitbull cause their name contains the word bull
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-07
Golden retriever Master race
1 ason 2018-03-07
ATTENTION BIGOTS!!!!!!!!!
Acceptable names for these harmless creatures include:
Pibbles
Pibbies
Bullies
Itty bitty pitties
Pibby Wibbies
Squinkies
Binkies
Widdle chompers
Uh Ohs
Wibble wobbles
Wigglebutt Monsters
Do NOT NOT NOT NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES refer to them as "pit bulls" or prepare to be called out on your toxic racism by yours truly. Thanks!
1 Only_One_Kenobi 2018-03-07
Here here
Don't forget couch hippos.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
Bitey bois
1 wabbit_1444 2018-03-07
PIBBLES DID NOTHING WRONG
1 loli123456 2018-03-07
John Lennon
1 myshl0ng 2018-03-07
Pitbull owners and their children have it coming tbqh