/r/UpliftingNews gets pitpilled

78  2018-03-07 by uhuhuhu

99 comments

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Arf, arf!

who's a good boy?

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Imagine unironically defending nigbulls

u/miketwo345 u/buttersack

have you ever actually seen a bad pit bull IRL, or just the social media propaganda?

No u

I have. Two separate occasions a pit tried to eat my chihuahua.

Is that really the pit's fault though? Chihuahuas are tiny balls of hatred and the always beg bigger dogs to attack them.

Is that really the pit's fault though?

Uh yeah. They're dumb if they're intimidated by an 8 lb dog.

They're not intimidated. They are annoyed.

So they instantly kill this thing that is merely annoying them.

Really helping their case here, bud.

I don't think you know the meaning of the word "instantly"

Oh ok. Was that little girl just being annoying? It couldn't possibly be that they're just breed to kill. Don't hate the breed. Hate the deed. Amirite?

There is a severe lack of context with regards to the article. Pibbles were not bred to kill at all.

no they’re hungry

intimidated

tried to eat

hm

What's your point?

food isn’t very intimidating

Well I mean I don't think it was literally trying to eat my dog. Just shake it to death.

oh

well that makes it sound like rough play though, lol

I thought I was the owner not the breed? Does that only relate to that pit bulls?

Get a better dog you degenerate loser

Hurts when the shoe is on the other foot doesn't it?

What shoe?

no, the breed’s a total factor. especially in terms of power and eatability

my chihuahua

Your dog opinions are worthless.

I used to feel the same way until I got one. At least they don't rip kids faces off.

Neither do gerbils

Those aren't dogs so not an argument

Being so small and shitty that it can't effectively hurt people is the best attribute of your "dog"

https://www.caninejournal.com/dog-bite-statistics/

spoiler: Chihuahua most likely to bite

That's great. Show me how many people and animals they've killed.

It may be a vicious piece of shit but at least it is small and useless

Your dog sucks

Nigga u gay

I did some googling and I actually found a confirmed chihuahua death, appears a man killed himself out of shame after his son brought a chihuahua home and introduced it as "his dog"

tried to eat my chihuahua

come on, who wouldn’t?

Actually yes, had an acquaintance I worked with for a while who owned a pit that, in her words, “ate” cats and had killed and consumed at least three (strays, I assume). She brought it by a couple of times, and it was well-behaved enough.

My bigger worry here is that someone would interfere with the sacred process of the username ping.

Another great example of a terrible owner

Literally how?

She brags about how her pibbles kills other animals and does nothing to discourage the behaviour. Literally a terrible owner.

Where in that post did I describe her actions in a way that would allow you to draw such conclusions?

That is how it comes across.

letting her dogs eat cats? i mean, i don’t do that

yer not supposed to let your dog do that though

I mean, how do you stop it? Do you take it out on a lead every time it needs to shit, since there might be a cat on the fence?

my fences can’t support a cat lol

i usually use a leash though

Yes I've seen multiple. Owners weren't even dog fighters just regular people who thought pits were like every other breed.

how do i know YOURE not social media propaganda

I am 100% real American just like you. Trust me comrade.

Exactly

Pitbulls should be shot 😤😤😤

That's like Nikolas Cruz of the dog world lol.

Pitbull pupies = 🤢

you wouldn't kill hitler as a child? (killing being the only option)

Eh, I used "vomiting" emoji after =.

you didn't answer my question ;)

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Clearly, this is not gussy....and not even bussy.

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No, I would teach him to be woke to the femoid question instead of the Jews.

I'd teach him what he did wrong and tell the japs not to bomb pearl harbour for the lulz

Lol you had pearl harbour coming

Who is 'you'

I dont care

Then why go through the effort of writing a comment

Fuck you, thats why

I am shocked and appalled at this terrible language.

I hate english too

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/u/Only_One_Kenobi are you pitpilled yet?

If by that you mean realized that pit bulls are incredibly loving creatures that need to be tormented to absolutely extreme levels before attacking humans then yes.

If by "tormented to absolutely extreme levels" you mean mildly startled before it tries to kill a baby, sure. Your dog is degenerate, take it to be euthanized.

You have obviously never spent more than a second around pibbles

pibbles

Just fucking keep yourself safe already

I'm very safe, except that pibbles make terrible guard dogs as they are more likely to lick an intruder than anything else.

pibbies

Disgusting

You are disgusted by a word? That you cannot even quote correctly?

pibbles

kys with pibble

It's spelled kiss. And pibble kisses are best kisses.

So should you

/r/UpliftingNews has a more deceiving sub name than /r/StormFront

Yeah, how is seeing a little girl mutilated uplifting

it's a white girl

i mean it’s at like +25

"The problem isn't the breed, the problem is that people like myself are disproportionately likely to abuse their dogs!"

i mean, prolly

/u/ParticularVillage you had me for a few seconds there bud

We need to ban assault dogs.

I always hear “it’s not the bread, it’s the owner.”

Yeah no its totally the bread. A country wheat or foccacia will just never have the heavy bite of a pumpernickel, these are just facts.

Damn that violent loaf

Reddit just like pitbull cause their name contains the word bull

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ATTENTION BIGOTS!!!!!!!!!

Acceptable names for these harmless creatures include:

  • Pibbles

  • Pibbies

  • Bullies

  • Itty bitty pitties

  • Pibby Wibbies

  • Squinkies

  • Binkies

  • Widdle chompers

  • Uh Ohs

  • Wibble wobbles

  • Wigglebutt Monsters

Do NOT NOT NOT NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES refer to them as "pit bulls" or prepare to be called out on your toxic racism by yours truly. Thanks!

Here here

Don't forget couch hippos.

Bitey bois

PIBBLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Dog is the nigger of pets; pitbull is the nigger of dogs.

John Lennon

Pitbull owners and their children have it coming tbqh