I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I gotta make dinner, perhaps later tonight

you have a very close relationship with dinner, don't you?

I love how I get called anorexic, skinnyfat, and just plain fat now.

lol what fuckwit called you anorexic?

/u/redactor0

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/82lgpq/el_goblino_was_able_to_shoot_up_the_school/dvb5wkc/

Not like any of those options are less pathetic, twiggy.

k beluga boy

I'm 180 pounds of premium bear meat. I'd love to toss you around twink.

Just google micro penis, should be close enough

He won’t until he figures out how Photoshop works.

i cannot wait for the excuses i get for how I faked it

"that's a different room!" i mentioned multiple times here and elsewhere over the last few weeks I was moving, which I did this past weekend.

"where did that tattoo come from?!" You can see the top of it on my right arm in the other pic I posted (left side of the pic)

"he obviously commissioned someone to pose for him, that's why he delayed posting it for so long!" if i spent money on that how will I fund my crunchyroll membership? And dick pics aren't really something that should be taken in daylight hours.

see you goys lataaa

Eva whats your girth? Bet im thicker than you fgt

not measured but I know it's not crazy. fits in the hand normally, I guess?

LOL pencil dick

LOL chode

That was my school nickname ackshually

plese don't solicit nudes from children

what if they only have the mind of a child [thinking emoji]

/u/eva_unit_hung

1) All throughout history Friuli has been invaded by every neighbouring country. including Turks. Why try so hard to be white?

2) being half Scottish and half friulano, are you capable of getting drunk? or do you just drink and drink and nothing ever happens?

3) Why do you talk so much about your penis? Do you do anything else other than look at it? Masturbating doesn’t count

Please come over for lunch sometimes, I’ll show you how to eat properly.

You bring the wine, tho.

1) All throughout history Friuli has been invaded by every neighbouring country. including Turks. Why try so hard to be white?

bcuz I is

2) being half Scottish and half friulano, are you capable of getting drunk? or do you just drink and drink and nothing ever happens?

I do have surprisingly high tolerance and at parties have frequently gotten bored because I can't get drunk enough to keep up with people and they just seem like sloppy fucks.

3) Why do you talk so much about your penis? Do you do anything else other than look at it? Masturbating doesn’t count

shitposting here

and I'll think about it

Bby I edited my post.

Pls respond

Send nudes

my mom is the "scot", meaning her side of the family is pretty much a mishmash of Anglos that have been in Canada for like 200 years, but a scottish last name prevailed until she married my dad.

she hates drinking and people who do it

Thanks for the kind answers

I’m from Sicily. If you want, you can come for lunch sometimes.

I can make a sick caponata

We can talk about how much a terrone I am and how big your penis is as long as you want. You bring the wine (and or the scotch)

Okay I'm gonna do my Jeopardy test, then we'll see if I feel like posting bussy after that.

toodle-oo thristy-bois

Are you over 18? If not, then don’t.

lol i'd do it anyway to oy vey shut it down

I would report you to the admins and the FBI

I don't really think an underage person can get v& for posting their own lewds, but the point is moot.

I said I'm 27, I'm 27. I don't really care for lying, on the internet or otherwise.

unless there are specific jimmies to rustle, of course

hey i posted it itt

Did you accept my mod invite?

to r/etard?

figures you'd run that

/u/annarchist runs it

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

I dedicate this to my homeboys /u/annoysthegoys and /u/JewsonCresnova

Are you a woman?